Glad to have you here. Hey that sounds like me posting...well except for the cars (I hope those are hybrid cars or even electric based), motorcycles, being 35 and eating cats and stuff. Sounds like you're gonna have a great time at the burn. Welcome home, sounds you're gonna fit right in, we've been missing you. Your desk is over there you're first assignment, "Do some Rocket Scientist type stuff". is in the top drawer on the left.
"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. "
There just so happens to a Rocket Scientist opening in the city of Burning Man, and no previous experience required see bob in human resources (hint: take the blue pill)
"Do you know what happened to the boy who got everything he wished for? - He lived happily ever after".