Grand Crotch Railroad
Blue Oyster Crotch
Three Crotch Night
Crotch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels
Emerson, Crotch and Palmer
You know, I`ve been contemplating a "Grand Crotchification Theory" of sorts, and it seems to me that there may be an actual link here; connecting us all with the cosmos, life, and matter, by way of our crotches. Historically, some pretty amazing things have happened when people put aside their differences, and join crotches for the mutual good .
I mean fuck, look at the Pyramids and Stonehenge, or that modern miracle invention the ThighMaster...talk about crotch-power!
Furthermore, I believe we should give poor Britanny the benefit of the doubt and leave the poor girl alone...
....haven`t YOU ever had a BAD CROTCH DAY
oh yeah right !