Britney's Crotch seeks members

Postby Remark » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:57 am

The planet of crotches ("get your filthy crotch off me....")
Escape from the planet of crotches
Return to the planet of crotches

10,000 leauges beneath the crotch

The crotch that time forgot
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:33 am

Grand Crotch Railroad

Blue Oyster Crotch

Three Crotch Night

Crotch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels

Emerson, Crotch and Palmer


You know, I`ve been contemplating a "Grand Crotchification Theory" of sorts, and it seems to me that there may be an actual link here; connecting us all with the cosmos, life, and matter, by way of our crotches. Historically, some pretty amazing things have happened when people put aside their differences, and join crotches for the mutual good .
I mean fuck, look at the Pyramids and Stonehenge, or that modern miracle invention the ThighMaster...talk about crotch-power!

Furthermore, I believe we should give poor Britanny the benefit of the doubt and leave the poor girl alone...

....haven`t YOU ever had a BAD CROTCH DAY :?:

Never :?:

oh yeah right !
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Postby AntiM » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:37 am

My crotch belongs to daddy.

Okay, EUW!
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Postby SED » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:50 am

EvilDustBooger wrote: I believe we should give poor Britanny the benefit of the doubt and leave the poor girl alone...



But no, EDB. Brit's crying out for attention. With K-Fed in her life, she's nearly meaningless. Besides, she's not that innocent. Dint she say so?
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Postby Bob » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:35 pm

Limited Liability Crotch.
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Postby Lassen Forge » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:20 am

Bob wrote:Limited Liability Crotch.


Isn't that supposed to come after...

Black Rock Crotch?? (BRC, llc)

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Postby AntiM » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:23 am

I Fell into a Burning Crotch of Fire

The Crotch! The Crotch! The Crotch is on Fire!

Crotch Inferno

Burning Down the Crotch!
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Postby Bob » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:36 am

The Belgian Crotchful
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Postby EspressoDude » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:00 pm

Clearcut, Slash, and Burn.

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Postby Lassen Forge » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:33 am

EspressoDude wrote:Clearcut, Slash, and Burn.


Hey, wait a minute - isn't that the legal firm one of my attorneys work for?
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Postby Bob » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:42 pm

San Francisco Phonycrotch Society
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Postby Neutrality » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:36 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:
Furthermore, I believe we should give poor Britanny the benefit of the doubt and leave the poor girl alone...




I think you're getting a little crotchety.
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Postby Bitterman » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:39 pm

NEW RIDERS OF THE PURPLE CROTCH
CROTCH ONE, PARENTING ZERO
SPOILED STUPID CROTCH VIDEO PLAYSET (SP REF)
TECHNICAL ITCH-CROTCH
IVE GOT BLISTERS ON MY CROTCH
CROTCH-ROT '06 -(IE:"I THINK WEE SHOULD ALL HAVE FAITH IN OUR PRESIDENT" CROTCH)
HYPERTHYROIDISM CROTCH
"I PAID FOR K-FEDS ALBUM, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY CROTCH"
BITTER CROTCH PALE ALE
MORE FREE RIDES ON THE TRANS BRIT-PARIS CROTCH
???????????????????????
THE STUPID BRIT-CROTCH DESERVES NO REPRIEVE -

BM,
FLAMBED AND UNDERBAKED
Bah! Psshhh!
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Postby AntiM » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:29 am

Charlie and the Chocolate Crotch

Big Momma's Crotch II

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Crotch
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:09 pm

Chitty Chitty Crotch Bang
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Postby SED » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:24 pm

My, my. This thread has survived quite a bit longer than I expected.
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Postby AntiM » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:44 pm

The Crotch which Never Dies.
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Postby Bob » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:16 pm

This is the famous Crotchweiser beer. We know of no brand produced by any other brewer
which costs so much to brew and age. Our exclusive Crotchwood Aging produces
a taste, a smoothness and drinkability you will find in no other beer at any price.

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Postby AntiM » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:32 am

Ah, classic crotch. Steely Crotch, Aerocrotch, Crotch-52s, Pink Crotch, Blue Oyster Crotch, REO Speedcrotch, Otcho Crotcho, Dire Crotches.

And I always did like Aliens Ate my Crotch by Thomas Crotchby.
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Postby Ranger Genius » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:49 pm

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Postby searock420 » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:51 pm

In all honesty,the pictures of THAT,could almost make a man want to be gay
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Postby Tiahaar » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:55 pm

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Postby helitack » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:13 pm

She was a nice girl as long as I kept Paris away from the table...
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Postby AntiM » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:18 pm

Crotchadilerock
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:21 am

Crotchadiledundee

Crotchatoa East of Java

Children of the Crotch

Hidden Dragon Crotching Tiger

The Krotchmasutra



...will it EVER end?
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Postby AntiM » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:22 am

Not on my crotch.
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Postby Jewel*** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:05 am

Plato's allegory of the Crotch
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Postby Box Burner » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:11 am

Hop-crotch :)
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Postby EvilDustBooger » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:15 am

Crotch on the rocks with splash of Soda please.
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:44 pm

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