Why Is Critical Tits More Popular Than Critical Dicks?

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Why Is Critical Tits More Popular Than Critical Dicks?

Postby dav725 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:10 pm

Just wondering.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:16 pm

There are twice as many...
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Postby hunter S » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:17 pm

Twice as many tit's!
Apply 50% ratio ???
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Postby hunter S » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:19 pm

Damn! fishie, You must love math problems too! :wink:
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:21 pm

Mathematitian's Daughter. Not kidding. UC Berkeley. He can't remember if he met the unibomber. Or course, the unibomber probably can't remember if he met my father!
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Re: Why Is Critical Tits More Popular Than Critical Dicks?

Postby SED » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:18 pm

dav725 wrote:Just wondering.


I'm pretty sure it's all the tits.
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Postby Ron » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:03 pm

Do you think it might be the tits?

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Postby domitron » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:20 pm

Although the Critical Tits is ostensibly a show of women’s liberation, many of its participants are males looking at women show their bounty. Men are programmed to be much more visually stimulated and, thus, interested in looking at women than women are looking at men's sexual parts. It is the male's job to critically evaluate the health of a woman for procreative function efficiency whereas a woman tends to evaluate her potential mate in terms of the suitability for fathering. These basic biological differences are the reason why when a woman show's her breasts it draws many a male witness whereas when a male shows his dick, it tends to draw little other than gay males. Having said all of that, my wife told me when I asked her that she didn't enjoy most dicks other than mine because she doesn't like the shape and color of most of them. I think she's just saying that crap to make me feel good or something.
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Postby Bin Noddin » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:24 pm

Here is a tit
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here is a dick
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YOU decide.



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Postby Alchemy » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:12 am

In two words...
shirt Cocker

Perhaps if we just dressed it up a-bit
Mr Wonder Cock 9.0???

Stay tuned.....it might get decadent.. :shock:
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Postby dav725 » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:22 pm

I asked a female friend of mine...and she replied that she didn't like dicks. Didn't like the look, the shape, the smell of them. I asked a straight friend of mine...he said he thinks dicks are ugly (other than his).
Are dicks really that unpopular?
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Postby dav725 » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:23 pm

I asked a female friend of mine...and she replied that she didn't like dicks. Didn't like the look, the shape, the smell of them. I asked a straight friend of mine...he said he thinks dicks are ugly (other than his).
Are dicks really that unpopular?
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Postby domitron » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:02 am

I too have a stronger than normal disgust to other men's dicks for some reason. Although I am a fairly well hung male, I am not in love with my dick either. To me mine is just another one, but because its part of my body, I know it well enough to not be disgusted. If I see a bunch of guys walking around showing their dicks, I'll see the normal twists and turns that are common, the long skinny ones, the fat short ones, the many colors, etc. All of that variety is just gross to me, and I think it's a pretty typical reaction from a straight guy. What's funny is that a lot of women are like that too, even though many do love their man's dick. Most just aren't memerized by the male body quite like many men are by women. Hey, and that's okay by me. I don't really miss my wife checking out every guy's dick. I can live without that any day!
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Postby Lassen Forge » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:51 pm

I posted here a while ago... something about a wise man... where did my post go?

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Postby sunnflower » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:41 pm

Dicks: damn ugly sometimes, damn impressive others, depending on state

Breasts: you have to admit no matter the size, small or larger they are beautiful.

And that's all I'm going to comment on this subject!
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:35 am

We, especially men, are trained to like and appreciate t*ts.
We, especially women, are trained to hate and fear dciks.

Could have a bearing.
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Postby blyslv » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:26 am

"Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in bow?
Can you sling 'em over your shoulder
like a Continental Solider?

Do

Your

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Hang

Low?"


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Postby AntiM » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:46 am

I dunno, most dicks I've known are kinda cute in that little lost puppy way.

But then, I really, really like dicks.
These are not my fuckos.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:56 am

Yeah! So you can oogle at CD! Wheeeee!
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