Become a fortune teller

Postby philosopher » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:15 am

This fortune changed when you started to read it.

Fewer clothes, fewer pockets.

That cookie is your fortune.

You will be older soon.

Burn this fortune.
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Postby nogganoodle » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:35 am

Don't start something you aren't willing to finish

That wasn't chicken

Don't say I didn't warn you

You may attend a party where strange customs prevail

A nice cake is waiting for you

You are almost there

Our first and last love is.... self love

Worse things are yet to come

From your cell, you will be able to see the exercise yard

Avoid large, heavy objects travelling at a high rate of speed

The words Watoo-Owan-Koha will bring bad luck and premature death to all who read them.

The end will be a relief
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
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Postby KayTwo » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:42 pm

Very nice, nogganoodle!
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Postby Fat SAM » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:02 pm

Massage someone's feet today

Do not sit for the next four hours

Accept the next drink you are offered

Seek the one called Badger

Find a jug of wine

Get a foot bath

Your neighbor has a gift for you

Trade shoes with someone

Find a parachute

Wait in Deep Playa behind the Man

Go to the fourth porta potty. Wait

Accept the next proposition you hear

Make a mask and wear it

Find absinthe tonight

Find the man in red pants

Find some suspenders

Find Jeff. He bears a message

Find popcorn

Find a teddy bear

Find vinyl pants

Find a pair of boots

Seek Catherine for instructions

Go to Heebeegeebee and wait
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Postby Lorgasm » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:44 am

You left the iron on.

Breath
BOOBIES!!!
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Postby AntiM » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:50 am

Pass on the fried clams this week.
These are not my fuckos.
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Postby lush » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:27 pm

- I'm the fortune your mother warned you about

- What dust?

- got water?

- coffee and ice. who'd a thunk?!

- You like Chinese food. Unfortunately, you're gonna
have to settle for a grilled cheese sandwich...

- Put this in your pipe and smoke it!

- You forgot it didn't you?...tsk tsk.

- Don't worry, it gets better!

- Keep coming back!

- Magic 8 Ball's got NOTHIN' on me!

- GET OUT OF JAIL FREE

- Today was tomorrow yesterday

- Take off all your clothes

- Congratulations, YOU get to light the Man!

- Use this as toilet paper

- A bad day on the playa beats a good day at work!
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Postby Ron » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:51 pm

Remember, you wanted to be here.

If you meet yourself on the road, kill yourself.

I'm OK, you're OK, but those folk suck.

You do not understand burningman. (on one side)
You do understand burningman. (on the other side)

Playa dust is dried fish poop, breath deep.

My earplugs can beat up your earplugs.

Pod people have feelings too!

Check ID *before* you do your next fine young thing.

Your Mother was wrong about you.

You will stand in playa pee.

Anyone can do good when it's easy.

If you're not having fun, you're just a place where cells divide.

Alcohol is not sufficient to sustain life

The porta potties are for poo, pee, and single ply only!

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Postby witchway » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:03 am

Life is tuff wear a helmet.

The hardest thing you will ever do is go against the dominant thinking of your friends.

Don't whine unless you are going to implement it yourself.

When choosing between two evils, choose the one you haven't tried.
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Postby nogganoodle » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:07 pm

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

There's no future in time travel.

All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.

Sorry - the Cookie Monster got here first.

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

Don't panic

If it screams, it's not food.

Oh, it's you.

If you see an onion ring - answer it

Love is nothing but Sex misspelt
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
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Your fortune...

Postby INSANEPOOKIE » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:49 am

"I went to Burning Man 2006 and all I got was this lousy fortune."

"Gift this fortune to someone else"

"Ask her to dance."

"Ask him to dance."
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Please remove

Postby INSANEPOOKIE » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:54 am

Whoops, sorry.
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Postby pinemom » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:07 am

this message will self destruct in 3...2...1

Im watching you! yeah me in the black boots


watch out for people who say strange things

hug the next 400 people you see at random

kiss all people wearing HATS

which way is your camp, are you sure?
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Postby meincoif » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:07 am

You wrote this fortune in a past life.

Give this fortune to the beautiful person behind you.

Learn to foxtrot.

We're all mad here.

Pat your head and rub you belly.

Simon says hop on one foot.

... yeah, this is uncomfortable.

Offer that girl over there a shoulder rub.

Make me a drink.

I'm a shy fortune. *blush*

This fortune was written in Ohio at noon on 7/27 in a cubicle.
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Postby theBrooke » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:18 am

Hey guys I'm using some fortunes for a completely different project, and I am going to use some of these hope you don't mind!

Here's a few of my favorites... (out of fortune cookies)

You have unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Trust your intuition the universe is guiding you.
This is a really lovely day, Congratulations!
Keep many dream boxes, ask a friend to hold one.


Thanks again ;)
=(*o*)=(^-^)=(º0º)=(*.*)=(^_^)=(*_*)=
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Postby Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:01 pm

Free Drink at 7 Sins Lounge Present to Paddler

SINNER-SINNER-SINNER

You'll find happiness in a Dome.

Free Ride Pass for any ArtCar

You sleep plenty when your dead.

Think a Fortune will really help?

Yellow and Blue Make Green. Are you pissing clear.

Not all who wander are lost.

Thanks it was dark in there

It is your day to clean up Moop!

At least you made it out to the playa .Smile

That candy you ate was tampered with

Avoid stepping on cracks

Avoid the Male Nude Hula Hooper

How can I help you?

Mom says Hi!

It's your Unbirthday!! YAY!!
Somewhere Aware......Maybe!!
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Postby AntiM » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:54 am

You forgot to pack clean underwear.
These are not my fuckos.
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Postby pinemom » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:11 am

Things will be slightly sideway's today

Your not seeing things! thats real!

Be what you fear

Time stands still for the next 3 days

make a wish, it shall be granted in 7 hrs and 14 minutes
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Postby Velvetina » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:24 am

TAG YOUR IT

THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE SEE PINCH YOURSELF

LICK ME

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND

DROP ME OFF AT CENTER CAMP WITH A FAIRY

I BELONG TO MIKE.. HE LIVES IN A DOME

THIS IS JUST A TEST
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Fortunes

Postby volley36 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:03 pm

It is what it is.

A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.

Tomorrow is another day.

Chew before swallowing.
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Postby regynalonglank » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:28 pm

whew! thanks for getting me out of there :)

somewhere someone is loving you best

down deep inside you are really still you

once you get the hang of it you might actually like it

oh what the heck, go for it!

try it, you might like it. and if not - don't do it again!

kiss the next person you see, if they say it's ok, of course

i double dog dare you to drop your drawers and run in a circle right now
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just listen to the drum
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Postby regynalonglank » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:32 pm

see that guy over there? yeah, him. go say hi

shake all over like a wet dog and howl. no, really

hop on one foot to your next destination

put both hands behind your back and leave them there for 10 minutes

shoot slanty sideways looks at random

give the shirt off your back to the next person you meet

go to the porta pottys and sing someone a song

hug yourself good

be as silly as possible next time you feel like you should act cool
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just listen to the drum
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Postby regynalonglank » Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:56 am

here are some i just found in an ancient jewelry box, where i also found a disintegrating flicka wing i found over ten years ago, the still remarkably intact skin from a flying squirrel that my cat caught when i was in fourth grade, and other personal artifacts (wow, i forgot i had that! being the phrase of choice)

you find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability

whether you choose love or fame, you'll be able to handle either or both

ask your heart, and if it says yes, do you say yes likewise
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just listen to the drum
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Postby regynalonglank » Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:47 pm

you should

no, don't

ask first

fun is what you make it

ride your bike out into the deep playa until the man is a speck. bring water!

volunteer to help someone who looks like they could use it

tell the next five people you see that they are amazing creatures

that thing you've always wanted to do is not actually what you want

it may seem wierd watching, but if you try it you might find out its fabulous

go to the black rock roller disco and get your groove on

show up at DOTA at 4:20 on Thursday for a free kite

take a BED workshop and learn something new, or teach something old

find the Dance Dance Immolation camp and try it

the next time you see someone with wings introduce yourself and say hi

do something you have never done before, but always wanted to try
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just listen to the drum
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Thank You

Postby brillig » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:18 am

Thank you all for your great quotes! :D It looks like I have over 300 of them, so make sure you get a fortune if you see a roving gumball machine.

I'm also glad that the tone of most of the contributions has been positive. I hope that you all have a wonderful positive experience on the Playa!

I'll see you home in a week.

brillig :D
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Postby Velvetina » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:55 am

Thanks for letting us Help you it was great fun, to contribute.. Anytime !!
See you there!
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Postby kufuffin » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:20 pm

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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