The Spanish Inquisition Wants You!!! (Theme Cult Recruiting)

The Spanish Inquisition Wants You!!! (Theme Cult Recruiting)

Postby Torque-yo-moma » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:14 am

Proclamation From Grand High Inquisitor Torqe-yo-moma:

Let it be known to all persons that, after 173 years of inactivity, the Inquisition has chosen Burning Man 2006 as the location and timing of its re-emrgence as a Fear Mongering Superpower.

A camp is no good.. and a village right out... The obvious method for the Inquisition to make the biggest impact and instill the most FEAR would be through the brilliant idea of a Theme Cult as first used by the Love Army in 2005. What a better way to come out of no where to wreak Havoc on the evil doers, heretics, and all around naughty people of Burning Man than to have our Inquisitors be members of camps throughout the city!?!

If you are at all familiar with "the Comfy Chair" and realize that "No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!" and would love to get involved spreading true mayhem, chaos, and fear, then the Spanish Inquisition Wants YOU!!!
"NO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!"
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Postby Will » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:03 am

NOBODY EXPECTS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Your chief handicap will be FEAR! FEAR AND SURPRISE!

Great idea though.

You're all fucking doomed...
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:22 am

I really don't expect the olympic swimming pool that you're going to do syncronized swimming in.
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Postby Torque-yo-moma » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:53 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I really don't expect the olympic swimming pool that you're going to do syncronized swimming in.


We were considering synchronized playa surfing....

but that would just look silly...

Already we have infiltrated certain camps with our members.. is one of them yours?
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Postby dragonfly Jafe » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:44 am

too busy capturing heretics today to give us your thoughts?
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
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Postby Torque-yo-moma » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:01 am

dragonfly Jafe wrote:too busy capturing heretics today to give us your thoughts?


Not at all...

I was called back to Rome a couple of weeks ago and given a "special assignment"...

Look up the name Mehmet Ali Agca and you'll find it on the "MIssing Persons" roster.. ahem...
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Postby Inigo Montoya » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:00 am

Hello.


My name is Inigo Montoya.
You've hurt Our Father.

Prepare to Die.
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Postby Kinetic IV » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:59 am

Inigo Montoya wrote:Prepare to Die.


Perhaps you should take your own advice.
Oh and one last thing. INCOMING!!!!!

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I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition

Postby meincoif » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:51 pm

I have an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope!


Let me in on the theme cult!
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Postby Inigo Montoya » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:24 pm

Welcome Inquisitor...


First, thou shalt peruse the Sacred Texts....

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?ur ... icies.html

..then shalt thou curse this link and its lengthy name.
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Postby mdmf007 » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:23 pm

Isnt "Synchronized Playa Surfing" - just dancing with a churched up name?

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