I realize that not everyone can plan ahead or the make the comittment in advance to be there for me. You can just show up at any time and wait for my next bowel movement.
Chai Guy wrote:I will probably have no more than 7-12 poops though, so the opportunity is limited and I hope to get those shifts covered soon. If you don't make the "A" team you can always go for the "B" team, you never know when I might need to call you in off the bench and put you in the big game.
robotland wrote:In careful observance of this year's theme I suggest that whoever wipes my ass please use handfuls of grass clippings, lovingly dried and perhaps with a dash of patchouli. NO LEAVES, unless you can guarantee that they're as frangible as single-ply.
I, Green Man
My leafy phiz beseeches
Use not a pine cone within my breeches
Nor mussel shell assault my nether reaches
A stern lesson to my hinder their brutal surface teaches
Not unlike a cheese grater to mine tender features
And please avoid the use of furry woodland creatures!
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