The Empress

All things outside of Burning Man.

Do you love The Empress?

Poll ended at Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:51 pm

Yes
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No
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Total votes : 21

Postby III » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:41 am

>everything I got to offer

apparently decent grammar is not on that list.
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Postby BurningShadow » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:42 am

JezebelinHell wrote:Why are flame wars so much more fun when you're having them with your friends?


Oh so much fun :wink:

Im with stupid :arrow: Jezzi

Your turn
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Postby JezebelinHell » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:43 am

What's the point in betting. You don't have any money to pay me with if you lose. Oh, and that appendage is overrated, and you can purchase detachable ones online that never get flacid, and go back in the drawer when you're done with them.
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Postby BurningShadow » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:43 am

III wrote:>everything I got to offer

apparently decent grammar is not on that list.


Sometimes, when my brain shuts down it kinda skimps on me.

Wooo! go insomnia! :D :!:
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Postby JezebelinHell » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:44 am

Haha! You know I love you man. I'm sorry you're so jealous of me.
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Postby BurningShadow » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:44 am

How about the engagment? eh? ready to play some poker? with someone who plays russian roulette? and wins
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Postby JezebelinHell » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:47 am

Kiddo, I grew up in Reno. There's nothing I despise more than gambling.
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Postby BurningShadow » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:48 am

Scared are we? think your gonna loose the Empress of your dreams to jailbait? :lol:
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Postby JezebelinHell » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:49 am

If you played Russian Roulette and lost, you wouldn't be posting now would you?
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Postby JezebelinHell » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:50 am

I don't think you're allowed to bet engagements. The engaged party might become enraged.
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Postby BurningShadow » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:52 am

I think I have my Empress pretty whipped *winks* No enraged actions will be directed towards me

*thinks Empress is gonna love all this bickering for her*
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Postby JezebelinHell » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:54 am

yeah, except for that last remark, which she's gonna whoop your ass for.
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Postby BurningShadow » Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:56 am

Ill live

*sneaks around her and kicks down her flag*
Ha! I won!
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Postby JezebelinHell » Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:02 am

"I claim India in the name of England."
"Wait, we live here, there's 30,000 people. You can't just claim us."
"Do you have a flag?"
"No."
"No flag, no country. That's the rule that I made up just now, and I'm backing it up with this gun I borrowed from my grandfathers armory."

20 cool points to anyone who knows what I'm talking about.
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Postby BurningShadow » Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:55 am

Im not the one who claimed her its all I know, she claimed that she was mine :P
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Postby Niacin » Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:59 am

Eddie Izzard.

"You can have cake...or death."
"Oh, I'll have cake, then."
"We're out of cake."
"So my choice now is, 'or death'?"

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enfianced

Postby nymphgonebad » Tue Sep 30, 2003 8:18 am

ok kids don't fight now.

jez is the lady of the forest; tj is aragon. no need for two to be argueing about anything.

tj, you and i need to discuss our plans is all.

what would you like to do?

all the young girls love alice
tender young alice they say
come over and see me
come over and please me
alice it's my turn today

all the young girls love alice
tender young alice they say
if i give you my number
will you promise to call me
wait til my husband's away

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Postby BurningShadow » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:17 am

woot woot

....I need a beer
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Postby BurningShadow » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:19 am

Strider Strider Strider

*makes crowd faded cheering*

And here comes the fearless fire himself....


*dances around like suger ray lenord*

Yeah....being delusional rocks
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Re: enfianced

Postby BurningShadow » Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:00 am

alice wrote:ok kids don't fight now.

jez is the lady of the forest; tj is aragon. no need for two to be argueing about anything.


Even in the movie they didnt like each other.
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Re: enfianced

Postby nymphgonebad » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:50 pm

BurnWithin wrote:
alice wrote:ok kids don't fight now.

jez is the lady of the forest; tj is aragon. no need for two to be argueing about anything.


Even in the movie they didnt like each other.


how so?
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Re: enfianced

Postby PJ » Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:50 pm

BurnWithin wrote:
Even in the movie they didnt like each other.



In the porno knock-off version of the movie that I saw they liked each other. A lot.
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Postby clandyone » Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:13 pm

precipitate wrote:Hobbit Diaries

Precip, that's fucking great. Forwarded it to my mom, who has an embarrassing crush on Orlando Bloom. Awaiting fireworks. Still not King.
Won't somebody please think of the children?!
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Postby Kinetic » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:14 pm

precipitate wrote:Hobbit Diaries


I just got through watching the Two Towers and get online and find this. Perfect timing.
Precip, your wonderful....I don't know how you found that site but I got a real kick out of it. Now I'll never watch those movies again without thinking about what I just read!
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Postby III » Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:08 pm

>your wonderful

heh. i'll just take that as a compliment...
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Postby JezebelinHell » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:49 am

Would the porno version be Lord of the G-strings? I fucking love that movie.

Hey Niacin: "I don't want any coffee from you! You're covered in BEES!!"

Alice, check your email. I'll be down on Thursday.
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Re: enfianced

Postby BurningShadow » Wed Oct 01, 2003 11:13 am

PJ wrote:
BurnWithin wrote:
Even in the movie they didnt like each other.



In the porno knock-off version of the movie that I saw they liked each other. A lot.


But shes a lesbian now!
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Postby Niacin » Wed Oct 01, 2003 11:15 am

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
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Postby Flux » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:21 pm

Hey Empress and all!

How's the party going?! I hope you're all having as good a time as I did. If I didn't have to leave town, I'd still be there!

Peace, love, and good times to all,

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