"Caution, elephants practicing skydiving between 2-4 PM"
Why are pygmies so short?
They ignored the sign.
What kind of bees make milk?
A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says "why the long face?"
2 men walk into a bar. Why didn't the second one duck?
(in the interest of space, I'll just post the punchlines to some of my faves)
"Do you think I would wish for a 12 inch pianist?"
The dog looks confused & says "DiMaggio?"
Warning: Tastless offensive joke ahead!
I used to be into necrophilia...until this rotten cunt split on me...
Ahh, the lowest commen denominator.
"All you need in this world is ignorance & confidence, and then success is sure." -Mark Twain
"Wickedness is a myth created by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others." -Oscar Wilde