While all 30,000 THINK we saw the Man burn this year, truth is that there WAS no man. In an effort to conserve resources and increase the coffers of the Burning Man LLC, Larry and a select group of highy skilled computor geeks successfully substituted a giant holographic image of the man, surrouded by a few flame thowers that were activated Saturday night to give the sensation of heat .
I know this to be true because an hour before daybreak Friday morning, there was a brief power failure of two of the generators maintained by the DPW, the computors and projectors shut down for 45 seconds and the image of the man flickered and melted into nothingness.
A group of about 20 of us witnessed this and when we confronted Larry and the powers that be, they told us we must have been caught in a sudden, localized whiteout or we had all taken too much ecstasy or something, and we had better relax and get some sleep ! Quick, call agents Muldair and Scully, erase this post from your hard drive after you read it, meet with us Sept. 31st at 1 PM at the old Presidio in S.F. so we can present to you undisputable evidence that this is factual ! Way to go, Larry !
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