SEX!!!!

All things outside of Burning Man.

If you could have sex as often as you like, you'd be messing around...

all the time
14
15%
evry few hours
37
41%
once a day
22
24%
every other day
10
11%
once a week
6
7%
every other week
0
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once a month
0
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a few times a year
0
No votes
never
2
2%
 
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:12 am

only if i'm alowed to watch.



(only kidding)
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:13 am

only if i'm allowed to watch.



(only kidding. could'nt let that one pass)
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Postby Guest » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:43 am

Nice save on the typo. But still, what is "sex"? I have a sippy cup of which I have become extremely fond, and my daddy seems to enjoy something similar that comes from a glass bottle. Can "sex" be like these things?
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:49 am

Lust4Life wrote: Can "sex" be like these things?


your getting to be like a game of chess. a lot of thinking and my head is starting to hurt. pretty soon i'll be saying 'not tonight i have a headache'

your just gonna have to wait till you get older. go talk to your mother.


HONEY!
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Postby Ivy » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:59 am

Real aviators lust for the smell of kerosene, however.


White gas. Works almost every time.

And the smell of Astroglide, that's just Pavlovian for me.
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:08 am

Ivy wrote:

the smell of Astroglide, that's just Pavlovian for me.


i just placed an order for Astroglide. i never smelled it before.
and they have free samples online.

thanks for the heads up.

http://www.astroglide.com/
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Postby OregonRed » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:29 am

my husband's calloused hands and the way his beard feels on my inner thighs

Ooooo! And kissing....I loooove kissing

and breasts! All of 'em.
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Postby Guest » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:31 am

so it is like milk!
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Postby OregonRed » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:35 am

Go ask your father!
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Postby Ivy » Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:18 am

i just placed an order for Astroglide. i never smelled it before.


I wouldn't really venture to say that it "smells good" (it doesn't have a perfumed scent, like a lot of lubes), but it certainly doesn't smell bad.
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Postby OregonRed » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:31 pm

I wouldn't really venture to say that it "smells good" (it doesn't have a perfumed scent, like a lot of lubes), but it certainly doesn't smell bad.


That's what makes Astroglide so great!!! For people w/ allergies to scents (like me) scented lube is pure torture! And not in that good, tie me up and spank me way, either.

Hooray for Astroglide!!!
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Postby nymphgonebad » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:51 pm

i'm completely inspired!!!

giving serious thought to bringing little plastic buckets o lube to 'o4 as gifts...


while i'm sure most of you don't need any incentive to start an orgy, lube's a good thing all the way round.


i heart astroglide!!!!!
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Postby OregonRed » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:02 pm

i'm completely inspired!!!

giving serious thought to bringing little plastic buckets o lube to 'o4 as gifts...

You are wonderful...really

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Postby nymphgonebad » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:19 pm

OregonRed wrote:You are wonderful...really


right back atcha, babe.

tho you have yet to undress in my presence ( or perhaps because of it ) i am still enchanted.
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Postby Lydia Love » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:43 pm

how weird - I feel like the wacky great-auntie to this thread... and have yet to get into it.

Eh. I'll get drunk and belligerent later and then see what happens.
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Postby Ivy » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:46 pm

giving serious thought to bringing little plastic buckets o lube to 'o4 as gifts...


I stopped at some camp one morning (or rather, they stopped me) and was parktaking of some waffles with them when "the lube fairy" ( a woman dressed in white lingerie with white wings) came by and gave us all little packets of lube.
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Postby PJ » Sat Sep 20, 2003 2:21 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:giving serious thought to bringing little plastic buckets o lube to 'o4 as gifts...


I'm thinking that it'd be more amusing to distribute it in little novelty containers. Hummel figurines, jack-o-lanterns, religious statuettes...

Maybe in a couple different sizes too, so people contemplating a multi-orifice evening or even a full-blown orgy won't have to ask for two gifts.
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Postby OregonRed » Sat Sep 20, 2003 2:31 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Eh. I'll get drunk and belligerent later and then see what happens.


I, for one, am looking forward to that!
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Postby Lydia Love » Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:16 pm

I'm drunk but not belligerent to my complete surprise.

OK... one of the sexiest things in the whole wide world (to me) is when a man is just about to have an orgasm it's like all the blood in his body rushes to his skin and he blushes *all over*. Anyone else noticed this? I can get tingles just thinking about it.
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Postby PJ » Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:49 pm

Lydia Love wrote:...of the sexiest things in the whole wide world (to me) is when...all the blood in his body rushes to his skin and he blushes *all over*. Anyone else noticed this? I can get tingles just thinking about it.


I can do that on command. Good party trick.
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Postby diane o'thirst » Sat Sep 20, 2003 9:04 pm

Badger wrote:Syrup.

Chocolate syrup.


I <b>like</b> the way you think :)
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Postby Lydia Love » Sat Sep 20, 2003 9:14 pm

I can do that on command. Good party trick.


Well fuckin' A then. <tingle!>
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Postby diane o'thirst » Sat Sep 20, 2003 9:23 pm

Gods, what turns me on?

En Esch's voice. Slick Idiot has a song on their album <i>DickNity</i> called "Get Down — Give In (Sex Song)" which is sheer divinity...the lyrics are a lot sweeter than the title would imply and the bassline has a nice heartbeat quality to it.

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I also like certain orchestrations of the "Arabian Coffee" dance from Tchaikovsky's <i>Nutcracker</i> suite.

Crash Worship used to do a song called "Three-Legged Whores" in their live set that always made my entire endocrine and salivary systems kick into overdrive...I could actually <i>feel</i> my pupils dilate when they ran that purring loop that underpins the song...

I like the feel of fur, faux and otherwise...I'm a tactophile.

Gentleness is sexy to me, purr in my ear and do spider fingers on my shoulders and I <i>melt</i>...

Hours 'n hours of foreplay...just rolling around, touching, licking, petting...

Nipps, yeah, Mammals <i>rule!</i> :D
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Postby Guest » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:02 am

has anyone got one of those fucking machines? i have some ideas for some new ones.

(if anyone is intersted i'll send some cad designs.) 8)
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Postby Guest » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:05 am

Lydia Love wrote:when a man is just about to have an orgasm it's like all the blood in his body rushes to his skin and he blushes *all over*.


well as a male i can atest to my not turning blush red but blush purple!

(a pigmented myth joke) :P
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:00 am

diane o'thirst wrote:I like the feel of fur, faux and otherwise...I'm a tactophile.

!</i> :D


forgive me for being ignorant, but what is a tactophile?
as for sound it is essential for me. i'm a 'roxie' man myself.
pop in st. entenene, cocteau twins 'tear drop' and you can do and talk me into doing anything.

well and the music i write also.
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/digicastipv7 ... ck%208.mp3

(i know. corney romantic huh?)
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:32 am

Anonymous wrote:has anyone got one of those fucking machines? i have some ideas for some new ones.

(if anyone is intersted i'll send some cad designs.) 8)


dxf or 3ds. pm me.
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Postby Angry Butterfly » Sun Sep 21, 2003 3:24 pm

My husband wakes me up last night to have sex, now, that part i like, but if you wake me up from a sound sleep and I am groggy and you show me a nice big hard on, just fuck me ok? Dont do fancy stuff, i like that when I am awake and want to get you hard. But for middle of the night sex, Just let me cum and go back to sleep. GEEEEEZE! Oh and if I say like 50 times that there is a big bag of condoms by the bed and I want one, that means I want one, dammit. I KNOW I AM ON THE PILL, but I am all comfy and sleepy and dont want to get up at 4 am to clean off all the goo, and I don't want to sleep in a wet spot. And dont act like you didnt hear me! Also I was handed the very end of the roll of tp. I bought shop towels specificly for this situation, you know that! I said get me a shop towel dammit! I had to go get my own shop towel. So while he was sound asleep I kept having to wipe off goo. Now I am in a bad mood. Why do guys get so lazy?
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Postby PJ » Sun Sep 21, 2003 3:29 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:...I bought shop towels specificly for this situation, you know that! I said get me a shop towel dammit! I had to go get my own shop towel. So while he was sound asleep I kept having to wipe off goo. Now I am in a bad mood...


I have a dozen rolls of shop towels in the hangar. Sadly they'll never be used for anything more romantic than wiping up assorted aviation fluid spills.
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Postby III » Sun Sep 21, 2003 3:50 pm

>Why do guys get so lazy?

cause women are high maintenance, expecting you to get condoms and shop towels and stuff. wears you out, makes you lazy...
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