SEX!!!!

All things outside of Burning Man.

If you could have sex as often as you like, you'd be messing around...

all the time
14
15%
evry few hours
37
41%
once a day
22
24%
every other day
10
11%
once a week
6
7%
every other week
0
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once a month
0
No votes
a few times a year
0
No votes
never
2
2%
 
Total votes : 91

SEX!!!!

Postby OregonRed » Fri Sep 19, 2003 9:21 am

Lydia Love says she likes talking about sex more than almost anything. Well, so do I, so I decided to start a thread.

I love oral sex! Both giving and recieving. I love touching and being touched. I love it when the person I'm with knows wtf they're doing.

Tell me what you love or hate. Dirty jokes are good too.

Have fun!
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Postby Badger » Fri Sep 19, 2003 9:54 am

Syrup.

Chocolate syrup.
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Postby nymphgonebad » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:41 am

fur lined hand cuffs
chet baker on the stereo
candlelight
your hands anywhere
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Postby nymphgonebad » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:42 am

and long soulful kisses that last all night.
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Postby OregonRed » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:49 am

Badger wrote:Syrup.

Chocolate syrup.


What do you do with the syrup? ( not stupid, crave details!)
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Postby OregonRed » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:54 am

fur lined hand cuffs
chet baker on the stereo
candlelight
your hands anywhere
and long soulful kisses that last all night.


I knew I liked you...
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nothing is better than the element of suprise

Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:46 pm

nothing is better than the element of suprise.

imagine furry hand cuffs and a blind fold.

for me giving is by far better than Receiving.

especially when posing is involved.
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Postby PJ » Fri Sep 19, 2003 3:53 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:...your hands anywhere



Mmmm...well, right now they're in a completely different time zone from you. Do you find that arousing?
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Postby Zona » Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:05 pm

Ok....lots of oil, and a shower curtain
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Postby nymphgonebad » Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:13 pm

PJ wrote:
princess strych-9 wrote:...your hands anywhere



Mmmm...well, right now they're in a completely different time zone from you. Do you find that arousing?



while i did post that i think time zones are a cruel joke, fact is, the farther away you are, the more aroused i am.

so, yes i do.
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Postby PJ » Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:24 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:...the farther away you are, the more aroused i am.


I'm hoping that approaching from down-wind moves the arousal threshold closer.
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Postby nymphgonebad » Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:02 pm

PJ wrote:
princess strych-9 wrote:...the farther away you are, the more aroused i am.


I'm hoping that approaching from down-wind moves the arousal threshold closer.


that would depend on what you smell like
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Postby Lydia Love » Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:19 pm

that would depend on what you smell like


Hey - it's good enough for that cow!
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Postby PJ » Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:47 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:that would depend on what you smell like


Depends. Sometimes like a refreshing scent of spicy, lavender, and amber fragrance, blended with fresh berries, tangerine, pineapple, grapefruit, musk, fresh mint, sage and jasmine herbs. At other times, gasoline.
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Postby Ivy » Fri Sep 19, 2003 5:56 pm

At other times, gasoline.


I actually find the smell of gasoline attractive.
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Postby TestesInSac » Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:03 pm

Ivy wrote:
At other times, gasoline.


I actually find the smell of gasoline attractive.


So's the cow, apparently.
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Postby nymphgonebad » Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:49 pm

gasoline is ok, but i'm quite partial to the way a men's dormatory smells.
dirty laundry and cologne, mmmmmmmmmmm!
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Postby Spokes » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:01 pm

In the recliner on the front porch on a September evening.
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Postby PJ » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:02 pm

Ivy wrote:I actually find the smell of gasoline attractive.


Try the scent of 100LL ("low lead") aviation gasoline sometime. To prolong the shelf life of the stuff they use toluene as a solvent instead of whatever it is that smells so awful in car gasoline. It's reminiscent of model airplane glue.

Real aviators lust for the smell of kerosene, however. Especially burned kerosene. (Spilled kerosene doesn't evaporate, leaving the hangar floor treacherously slippery.)
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:34 pm

now this is really starting to sound more like a comedy. :shock:

was'nt there something up there earlier about fisting a cow?

then i guess this is too late.

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Postby Guest » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:41 pm

I had a Norton 750 when I was in high school.....I always smelled like gear oil and gas. So you would have liked me Ivy....Well...may be not, unless you like dirty hands, and cluelessness. But well I can ride a motorcycle hell-a-fast, and on a hot day that was better than women anyway.....of course now I'm reformed, born again even.....(quiet, DL, r-pod, PQ, ect.!!!)

Lies, all lies....and stop putting things in my wine....what was the subject again? Oh ya........I like it when a woman meets me at the door in seran(sp?) wrap.
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:45 pm

dirty feet are the best. (female feet that is. well for me anyway)

actually any kind of nice feet. (female well the females have thier preference or to each thier own i dont discriminate)
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Postby Zona » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:47 pm

Wow! Did not know I could post as a guest......better log in next time, if I can remember.
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Postby nymphgonebad » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:48 pm

digiman wrote:was'nt there something up there earlier about fisting a cow?then i guess this is too late.


it's never too late for cow fisting. it has the same eternal quality as chicken fucking and sheep dipping.
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:49 pm

nothing like a little beastiality

(i have that here on tape somewhere)
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:53 pm

cockrings are totally cool too.

toys toys lots of new and diffrent toys
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Postby nymphgonebad » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:01 pm

digiman wrote:cockrings are totally cool too.

toys toys lots of new and diffrent toys


i once gave this guy i was dating a chain to wear as a cockring - quite erotic, i agree.
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Postby THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:03 pm

so did you pull the chain from the front or from behind?
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Re: Brit bike

Postby nymphgonebad » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:04 pm

[quote=zona]I had a Norton 750 when I was in high school.....I always smelled like gear oil and gas. So you would have liked me Ivy....Well...may be not, unless you like dirty hands, and cluelessness. But well I can ride a motorcycle hell-a-fast, and on a hot day that was better than women anyway.....of course now I'm reformed, born again even.....(quiet, DL, r-pod, PQ, ect.!!!)

Lies, all lies....and stop putting things in my wine....what was the subject again? Oh ya........I like it when a woman meets me at the door in seran(sp?) wrap.[/quote]

it's saran wrap.

just name the time and the place, dollface.
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Postby Guest » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:00 am

This "sex" you all speak of . . . is it like milk, or pudding? Or is it more like a doggy toy, or a big plastic spoon? Is like a blanky, or a new dipe?

Certainly, it must have jingle bells and bright primary colored patterns to hold your interest so tightly.

Can anyone explain to me what this "sex" is? Should I ask mommy for some?
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