Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro Returns!

Postby Sandwichman » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:27 pm

Right on Doc, cannot wait to see you on-playa again this year. Not sure if I will have treats to bring to the meet and greet but at some point you and I will sit and have a few or ten glasses of Blanton's.
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:23 am

BARBIE COLLECTION UPDATE #2: I would like to thank for, I believe, it's the third consecutive year the fine folks at Planet Tarwater for their contribution of a classic Barbie book! It's one of those that a second grader might read, so it's just about our speed. So far, one Barbie and one Barbie book!
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Postby akmojo » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:50 pm

Doc... how'd you do at the Midnight Sun Marathon... I was busy catching reds to bring down with me for the BBQ at camp...
am arriving SF this Thurs and will be in Sacto and visiting old friends on the weekend and then in Coloma the following week for a whitewater clinic...
had a great chat and brew at Humpies...
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:53 pm

JR, I ran the fastest marathon for me in the past 9 years. I beat the woman I told you about from Mexico by 2 minutes! Age and cunning over youth and beauty indeed. When you're in Sacto (if it's on a week day) call me at (800) 458-6006. Yeah, it was great meeting you and having you part of our experience.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:32 pm

Deseo will make you suffer, Doc.
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Postby blueniteowl » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:30 am

Deseo didn't race for health reasons. Her sister is the one that Doc beat, because she fell prey to a side ache.
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:33 pm

WARNING: SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION AHEAD!!!

Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro again offers the spectacular BDC&WB hats ($15, embroidered) and shirts ($20, includes your name over the right breast). Yeah, yeah, I know, no selling on the playa, which is why we're doing it here. We are also interested in shirt bartering with our fellow camps. All proceeds goes towards the wine. Our colors on the shirts are burgundy and gray, and they come in regular T shirts or wife-beater. So be the first one on your block to get one! E-mail me to place your order! Satisfaction isn't necessarily guaranteed, but it is implied!
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Postby akmojo » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:53 pm

hi Doc,
when I left Anchorage it was 52 and drizzle.. arrived Sacto and was blasted with 112 temps !!! needless to say, the first few days were quite a sweaty experience... the whitewater rafting clinic in Coloma was great, had a fun week on the south fork of the American River.... the crowds were AMAZING, have never seen sooo much skin on a river (not that I am complaining....)
I was going to go to Gerlach after the clinic to look at the empty playa but was sidetracked by old friends and never made it... guess I'll see it in a few weeks in all it's glory....
sounds like you had a great time at the Marathon, the last laugh as well as a new, fast time...
we'll have some tales to swap over cold ones at BDCWB !!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:03 pm

Hay JR, I'm in Honolulu right now after having spent five glorious days on Maui with my two daughters. They're down on Waikiki beach right now trolling for unsavory characters. Hell, who isn't? You're still planning to be at BDC&WB, right? How many in your party and what name(s) do you want on your shirts? I'll be home Wednesday for about a week, then off to New Orleans for a few days, then back. Let me know!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:19 am

BDC&WB will be on the corner of 3:30 and Chance, as part of Wheeeee!Ville, so we'll be very easy to find. That and the fact we have three huge signs, over 1000 Barbies, a score of hot pink crosses, and eight gallows makes us somewhat obvious.
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Hope you are putting the bag-o-barbies to use

Postby Rage » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:58 pm

I dropped off a bag full of barbies last year...

Kill them all and let god decide!

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Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:38 am

BARBIE COLLECTION UPDATE #3

I would like to thank Bin Noddin for his generous donation of four (4) Barbies to our little "holiday camp". I was going through the Barbies that were deposited at BDC&WB from last year, and I have counted 117 so far. If my math is correct, we're up over 1,100 Barbies. The people at Newcastle Storage keep wondering what the weirdo is doing with all of these dollies. If they only knew.
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Postby joel the ornery » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:41 am

do they have to "real" mattel barbies or do reasonable cheap knock-offs acceptable offerings?
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Postby Lorgasm » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:59 am

I got my Barbie!!!
Showed my dad. I think he copped a feel. Silly boys.
BOOBIES!!!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:54 am

Joel, we accept damn near anything. Knock offs, knocked ups, we don't care.
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Yay Doc!

Postby Mayfield » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:23 am

Doc you are awesome! I don't log on much these days. It's really nice to see how active you are. Now THIS is community!

It was damn good seeing you on Maui! I'll get in touch regarding our trip to Gerlach soon.

Hey! I want a shirt! Do I Paypal the $20 or should I come up with a good trade? Hmmmm ... (scheming) I was an XL, but after healthy living on Maui for 9 months I'm an Large now. Sweet! Unfortunately (or fortunately) my wife could care less whether I'm fat or chubby, so whatever! I still get laid. ;-)
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:22 pm

You still get laid? Well, that makes one of us. I'll order you a shirt and you can either pay me on the playa or if you drop by the house in Newcastle, pay then if you prefer. I'll order you a large and it will be ready come playatime.
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Postby felony » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:11 pm

Hey Doc!
I finally got up the nerve to post on E-playa after years of lurking!
Got a new Jello shot flavor for the Meet and Greet... will bring samples to pre party for you to try.
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Postby stickysunset » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:09 am

felony!!!! you're out of the lurker closet!

so hey, i have new eyes (lasik) so no playa eye this year due to contacts!!

can't wait to see youse...i'll be there by by tuesday twilight....that's the plan.

hey, bring a santa outfits for wed nite! tell everybody!

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Postby felony » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:34 am

Sunset!!! We'll be there Wednesday.. hoping for twilight. Will that be early enough for Santa shenanagans?
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:02 pm

Hubba hubba, two of my favorite ladies!
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Postby felony » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:29 am

2 of you other favorite ladies ( Barbie and Skipper) are suffering excruciating tortures in our garage as we speak, we also have a cross dressing Ken in a world of hurt as well. They will be a be making thier debut in your backyard soon!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:42 pm

Well then, around 4ish on the 19th my suggestion is that we make sure the various concoctions render the desired results......
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Postby stickysunset » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:23 am

i'll be heading home 3 weeks from right..........NOW!!!!!!!


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Postby blyslv » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:31 pm

I think I want to play dolls with felony.
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Postby felony » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:37 pm

blyslv,
I attended your wedding last year. It was beautiful. It was really nice to see wedding guests not getting drunk and and making asses of themselves for a change!
As for the dollies... Lets Play!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:38 pm

The best thing about blyslv's wedding was the rabbi.
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Postby blyslv » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:39 pm

Well it's pretty common for my guests to make asses of themselves, you should have seen us at the Gender Blender Party.

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Postby blyslv » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:39 pm

Yeah, at that point i wasn't on my secular humainst high horse.
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Postby joel the ornery » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:48 pm

blyslv wrote:Yeah, at that point i wasn't on my secular humainst high horse.


hey, what's up with that!
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