Camp Herring

Postby EL Wire » Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:30 am

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Postby kilngod » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:55 pm

I hope you are using precision "smart" herring. Bus Camp will remain neutral only as long as aerial bombardment is limited to the immediate vicinity of Kamp Apocalyptika. Collateral damage will not be tolerated.
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Postby dragonfly Jafe » Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:02 pm

Blunderland will not tolerate any fish in the air above the rabbit hole...regardless how precise. However, drinks will be served, heads will roll!
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Postby Lassen Forge » Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:20 pm

From what I hear, once they indiscriminately launch their fish based scud system (known as the "chum missle") there will be no containing of *that* stench, or the greasy oil that will cover everything. Evacuation of BRC may become a necessity. We recommend all participants bring GAS MASKS and HIP WADERS...

Consider the smell a gift from those fishy folk at Camp Herring...

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Of course, in the intrest of preserving the pleasure of your doom, We at Kamp Apokiliptika *will* happily provide PBR as always, as it's realized beer usually removes that horrid "fish smell" from anything...

If, by chance, that does fail, we shall, free of charge to our fellow doomed comrades of BRC, provide complimentary carpet bombing of the Playa to attempt to remove the odiforus eminations sourcing from said fish flingers...

A public service, all in a day's annhiliation...

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Postby dragonfly Jafe » Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:52 pm

...I am starting to see why the fish-mongers are bringing heavy water...instant cleansing action!
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:08 pm

We have a simple, but effektive tool for dealing with all these fish....

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Postby zorro sings » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:31 pm

kilngod wrote:I hope you are using precision "smart" herring. Bus Camp will remain neutral only as long as aerial bombardment is limited to the immediate vicinity of Kamp Apocalyptika. Collateral damage will not be tolerated.


Excerpt from His Excellency Omar Suarez
"Speech Before Nations"Victoria,Seychelles 12/05

"It is with no satisfaction that we have seen
the fruit of our warnings come to pass with
regards to the Norwegian entity.Their escalation
of Project wide tensions by playing the
"Herring Rocket"card should be proof of that
to all open minded individuals."
"Those who feel that they are safe being
"not in the immediate vicinity of Kamp Apokaliptika"
are most certainly blind to the true intentions of the
so called"Camp Herring".Club Verboten,in the
"immediate vicinity"of this workers and soldiers
paradise, is prepared to share the terrible cost,
whatever it may be, with our vigilant and stalwart
comrades to the east.We appeal to all camps to
consider this grave threat and stand with
the peace loving and progressive alliance
of revolutionary forces."

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Postby EL Wire » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:35 pm

Hope and Fear The Future And Herring!

In general, producers of herring preserves appear optimistic about the future. Herring preserves as a category still has much untapped potential for growth connected to greater investment in marketing. Additionally, fish is a very healthy product and the population is becoming increasingly more preoccupied with health and preserves have the advantage that they can be marketed as a healthy product option. A decline in consumer incomes is potentially the main constraint to future growth in the market.

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Postby EL Wire » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:26 pm

The future is looking bright!
Herring to the Playa!

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Postby EL Wire » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:50 pm

zorro sings wrote:Let a thousand herring rot.

This box with Surstømming is actually a product made out of rotten Herring.
So if you let a thousand Herring rot, please give them to Camp Herring so we can get them canned!

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Postby Bin Noddin » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:46 pm

This is escalating beyond all reason! Is LUTEFISK next?

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Postby Kinetic IV » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:58 pm

This herring thing is going way beyond where I ever thought it would go...but stealing the Missouri based B-2 for your stealth bombing missions is a bit much. Please return that aircraft...it's one of the few reasons why the Air Force sticks around Missouri.

And while I'm ranting perhaps someone could develop herring equipped cruise missiles? All I keep seeing are these dumb gravity bomb methods. And if dumb gravity bombs are the preference how about a herring based equivalent to the BLU-62 Daisy Cutter? Surely the fine folks crafting these new herring based weapons systems can do better than what we've seen to date.
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:13 pm

What is sad, and obviously in the Norwegian culture very misunderstood, is the "Wire's" habit of posting chum just to keep their thread on top.

We in Apokiliptika would never, ever do that.

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Postby EL Wire » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:19 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:What is sad, and obviously in the Norwegian culture very misunderstood, is the "Wire's" habit of posting chum just to keep their thread on top.

We in Apokiliptika would never, ever do that.

Very unbully...


What is really sad is that you Major Roosevelt think of it that way.
What it tells me is that you are really concerned about having your Kamp Apokiliptika thread on top.
And as to posting chum,,,, ??,,,,???? We have our way of posting and you have yours.
Your propaganda is pure chum to us the same way as you describe our posting being chum to you.

Fact is that the great Herring made an historic record boost to your Kamp Apokiliptika thread and you know that.
It’s your actions that lead to the rise of Camp Herring Major Roosevelt.
Now you got to learn to live with it.

It all boils down to that you fear the future now that you discovered the great power in Herring!
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Postby Lassen Forge » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:08 pm

It is not of the boost the BRIBH made year of last with less time, and all is to remember the fate of that camp...

Our camp approaches historic and glorious 30-1 hit ratio. Or surpasses. Can say that Herring Camp? NYET!!

Trust us... doomed you are. Experience to tell us... you are.

Have nice day...
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Postby Barb Wire » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:05 am

Have a look at this Burning Man ticket:
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Please note: Firearms, rockets and other explosives are prohibited!!! But herring is not!!!

Look forward to be herringed by Camp Herring!
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Postby Kinetic IV » Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:39 am

Please note: Firearms, rockets and other explosives are prohibited!!! But herring is not!!!


Technicalities.

Remember the playa used to be a bombing range. One could claim that any explosion was leftover ordinance from that era that was found and it detonated before other "authorities" could be contacted for removal and disposal.
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Re: Weapons at Burning Man

Postby EL Wire » Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:03 am

Barb Wire wrote:Please note: Firearms, rockets and other explosives are prohibited!!!

Let us all hope that they don't add Herring to that list, because if they do we have a HUGE problem.
I bet Kamp Apokiliptika is going to try to make that happen.
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Re: Weapons at Burning Man

Postby Fire Wire » Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:40 am

[quote="EL Wire"][quote="Barb Wire"]Please note: [color=red]Firearms, rockets and other explosives are prohibited!!! [/color][/quote]
Let us all hope that they don't add Herring to that list, because if they do we have a [size=24]HUGE[/size] problem.
I bet Kamp Apokiliptika is going to try to make that happen.[/quote]
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Postby Fire Wire » Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:45 am

WTF

Maybe we "wires" will build "The Temple Of Herrings"

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Postby Lassen Forge » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:25 pm

It looks like they have anticipated the problem noted above, and have taken steps to fix the problem for next year... Note the 8th line...

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Postby dragonfly Jafe » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:04 pm

...am much relieved. Will cancel order for Bass-o-Matic specially modified to deal with rotten herring in skys above Blunderland (had considered renaming camp to Blenderland, but I digress). It is good to see that sometimes the BM beaurocracy gets somethings right (everyone knows that the good people at Apokilipotica always get things right....at least at the end!)
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:27 pm

Oh, it's always easier to end a world than to keep it running...
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Postby Barb Wire » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:37 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:It looks like they have anticipated the problem noted above, and have taken steps to fix the problem for next year... Note the 8th line...

You really had me scared there for a while. What a shock!!! No herring... Then I notet the ticket is fake... REAL FAKE!!!!

Note at the bottom of the tickets! They have the same ticket number!

Sorry to say, but we'll have to herring you even more for this!
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Postby Kinetic IV » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:41 am

Sorry to say, but we'll have to herring you even more for this!


I'm beginning to wonder if the use of so much herring would violate the 1995 United Nations Fish Stocks Agreement? All of those herring have to come from somewhere and Norway did ratify that treaty on December 30th 1996. Perhaps an investigation is in order? Some are concerned that the Norwegians are plundering more than their fare share of herring in order to stockpile them for their impending doom.
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Postby dragonfly Jafe » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:56 am

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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:26 am

and the Kraken wakes.....
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Postby EL Wire » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:54 am

Herring To The Playa!
Now we are 9 Norwegians going to BM 2006.
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Postby EL Wire » Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:22 pm

Yum Yum Gimme Some!
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Postby Lassen Forge » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:21 pm

Barb Wire wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:It looks like they have anticipated the problem noted above, and have taken steps to fix the problem for next year... Note the 8th line...

You really had me scared there for a while. What a shock!!! No herring... Then I notet the ticket is fake... REAL FAKE!!!!

Note at the bottom of the tickets! They have the same ticket number!

Sorry to say, but we'll have to herring you even more for this!


Sorry... 25025379 is not same as 25002371. Bar codes even look different.

Seems... Norweigan math "fuzzy". Like moldy herring.

Perhap this is why we have bomb, you stuck with fish.

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