Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Postby Major Roosevelt » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:55 pm

LiveWire wrote:http://campherring.googlepages.com/elive.wmv


...Audio by EL Wire, video by LiveWire.


Very well done. Hard to believe this is of Norwegian origination.....or is it?????

Things like this make me want to take my Paint Shop Pro and go home....
...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:13 pm

d6: "Master Camp" somehow works for me. Safe travels to you as well. You are not authorized to pre-cast your own doom. Leave it to us professionals.

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Postby Major Roosevelt » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:35 pm

....found photo of Norwegian Bikini Team uniform the Herring Huggers are bringing to BM2006....they plan to "let it all hang out" and throw kaution to the wind with these sexy outfits.

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...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Postby zorro sings » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:56 pm

d6 wrote:"Tortured" during the daylight working hours.......................................
"tortured" to the extent that the hu-mans demanded "more,more,no more"
we have infiltrated the mighty Verbot before, back when they were 9:00, with our disorient kraftwerk stickers, and in fact, we have a beautiful set of "Kraftwerk Rare Mixes" vol 2-3 to offer in unison,
(robots hold a special place in their electronic heart for kraftwerk)
)"( - in all seriousness, we wish you all a safe transport, and rest easy in the knowledge that our neighborhood is going to f!!'n ROCK!!!


Our toilers rejoice that d6 is a known and well liked comrade.
The 3:00 and Anxious Axis of Popular Movements will
indeed be a beacon for progressive and
revoulutionary campers throughout The Project.
Let us all strive determindly, together,under the banner
of The Killbuck Line and infused with the principles
of Suarezism, to offer The People the finest in
enlightened radical socialist entertainment.
In Service to All-Omar Suarez
Well it's not something I want to do on an overseas phone.............................Omar Suarez
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:26 pm

The glory of our Leader shines out from his raised oven mitt like a beacon of glee, calling the people to doom.
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Postby Zulegoona » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:06 pm

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Postby Killbuck » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:50 pm

Ahhh... that's neato, and they even got our name wrong... just like REAL tourists!!!!!
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Postby Killbuck » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:54 pm

Safe Journey indeed!!!!!!

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Postby Zulegoona » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:59 pm

Hey those women are eating there babies,
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Postby d6 » Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:10 pm

Zule - ha-HA!!! -(and quite apt for the NV desert) - typos be damned!!

misterJ.fish.mr - I am a MegaDoomer of my own devices!! I welcome the demise of (y)our BRC Stations when properly commanded.........

ZorroSuarez - YES!!! Socialism begins with Robots!

KillKillKilli - The ultimate "Oven Mitt Battlefront" has yet to be determined, as we still have time to recalibrate your vaunted "Killiptika Katuyshas"...

although as a metal footnote, I'm casting my non-partisan and computer manipulated "yes" vote for the Kernuls "FutureTents" 20:07 version of the re-claimed-from-the-ashes-of-DOOM brc ULTRA VILLAGE idea, assuming of course, that K.A "refugees" occupy the EASTERN QUADRANT and an acceptable(non-escapable) wall seperates us.........

d6,
somewhat excited-Bot,
you all have my artificial gratitude -
RE:?NO!
your witty rejoinder just flew over my head.....

no trust fund getting supply buying self-reliant non-bankrolled questionable artistic contributor sacrificing electronics at will build it destroy it clean it haul it financially uninterested uber-bot
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Postby LiveWire » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:09 am

d6 wrote:...as well as the interactive video screen which we would be happy to project any "wire" sanctioned propaganda - (nice work, wires) -
all in the name of stopping the "master camp" mentality of my
would-be-oppressors, the overlords of KAMP APOK!!!
...


We have compiled some MP3s that would be irritatingly fun to play in one of your soon to be Victorious Army of Bots.
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:48 am

Oh how sweet! Their Norwegian mommy sent them a farewell card:
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Postby LiveWire » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:00 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Oh how sweet! Their Norwegian mommy sent them a farewell card:


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Dead men tell no tales

Postby AnneBonny » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:05 pm

By decree of the Captain...

Apokiliptika is going down like the scurvy dogs they are. ye be warned, dont mistake the size of yer ego for the size of yer artillery.

the jokes on you, Irish and Dougledoutch were nothing but an anchor to our ship of destruction, now you must bear the burden.
(Attn. Irish and Dougledoutch:Yer doom be at hand, ye mutinous swabbie)

prepare to meet the davey jones of the desert for BRIBH is coming in force, I'll reduce yer ship to rubble and ye be fed to the sharks, ye scrappy swine!!!!

Dead men tell no tales... Prepare for yer doom!.
ye be warned!

Captain Anne Bonny
BRIBH


END FUCKING TRANSMISION YE DOGS.
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Re: Dead men tell no tales

Postby Lassen Forge » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:52 pm

AnneBonny wrote:By decree of the Captain...

Apokiliptika is going yada yada yada...

Captain Anne Bonny
BRIBH


END FUCKING TRANSMISION YE DOGS.


Dear Captain Anne Whatzername and members of camp End Fucking ye Dogs...

We are to be sorry, all available slots for arch enemys have been filled for over 5.1 months now. Although we would like to accomodate you in your request per se, BRC and Union regulations will not allow us to annihilate any more camps via the special appointment process.

Had you placed your demand earlier, one of our friendly interrogatrixes would have been happy to add you to the queue. Please make a note of this for next years campaign. It IS rumored that one CAN purchase the "extra" doom package, however, these will naturally increase in price at the opening of BRC. Currently, such advancement is in the order of 1.3 million souls and is expected to increase sharply come Monday.

At this time, we recommend you accept your doom along with the rest of the plebian Proletariat citizens of BRC on the "thrift" plan. This will insure total annihilation of over 98.4465% of your population. While not total, it will go a long way, and with luck, plauge, disease, and pestilence will do in the remainding people.

As a reminder - Get those targeting coordinates in early next year. If there is any question, please speak to your friendly campers of Herring Camp, who will be more than happy to assist you in your next years doom.

Sincerely,
bb, LtC, ASF, MD-DDT, H2SO4-NDI

PS - One of our interrogatrix corps writes...


VERY interesting name of your camp. Is certain now to know why you are on 9:00 spoke. Is it emotional state of your members or literal of activity in your camp? May we take pictures?

Communications ends.
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Postby Killbuck » Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:49 pm

Thank you for your call...
Your oblivion is important to us...
Your annialation request will be served in the order it was received...

In order to dis-serve you we offer the following options:

Press 1 for information on disembowling

Press 2 for a quote on our all inclusive banishment packages

Press 3 for a description of dungeon holiday assortments

Press 4 for humiliation interrogation options

You may press 9 to hear these selections again.

Please stay on the line....
Your oblivion is important to us...

(hold music starts: The Planets by G. Holst
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Postby Killbuck » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:22 pm

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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:04 am

Anne Bonny is none other than Josie Rose of the Burner Hostel. She lacked "game" last year, but is a trained pilot of the Time Trailer. Too bad for you, bonny lass, the Time Tractor has been decomissioned.

Let's see now, you'll need a 1 3/4" ball on a registered mutant vehicle, bolt cutters for the lock, somebody strong enough to lift the tongue... me thinks you are running out of time to manifest your cobbled plan, eh?
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Postby Killbuck » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:09 am

Oh, and we have added a nice new security feature- an electrified hull. Bring rubber electrician's gloves and 20 ft of rubber floor matting.
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Postby Killbuck » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:12 am

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Postby Killbuck » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:41 am

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Postby Lassen Forge » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:17 am

We have been cleared for launch, and will to see you on the playa.

Don't forget your mitts.

You are Fucking Doomed.

Have nice 2.25 weeks...

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Postby Hot Wire » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:17 am

... Press 9,, yes,yes.... press 9,,, yes,yes,, done that alllllready.
.......press 9.. hmmm.. seems like a loop,,
what happends when i press 9 again..
press 9..

loop...
do loop...

goto loop.

do airplanes loop too ?
(think i'm going to be air sick)
please post sick.
where is the sick key... gee...
blurp....
bE awarE, bE awarE, anotheR herrinG iS neaR
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Postby Fire Wire » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:00 pm

All the Wires; Barb, El, Fire, Hot, Live and Tap (in alfabetical order) will wish Kamp Apokilipiktika with Kernul Killbuck, Major Roosevelt, Bay Bridge Sue and Mister JellyFISH Mister and all of your participants one

HELL OF A GREAT BURN!!!!!!!
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:11 pm

Don't be deceived, Komrades! They're just kissing up to us to forstall their doom (though some of you may be enjoying the kissing part).

Seriously, safe travels to all who doom well.
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:39 am

And not to worry.


ENJOY.

We`ll keep things cozy on the homefront...


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Postby Lassen Forge » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:00 pm

Dateline Black Rock City, NV 89412...

We have arrived. Kamp is set up. Glorious placement same area last year, next to Verboten. Herring not sighted, tho smelly cans found on site.

Awaiting Admiral's arrival and Jellyfish as well, to complete annihilation of 3:00 side of city.

Message to all who read this - YOU ARE FUCKING DOOMED!

That is all...

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Postby helitack » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:08 pm

Shit. No, wait, fucking shit. Dammit. Shit.

*Amended to include:

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT GODDAMMIT FUCK

*Amended again to add my current state of mind:

DOUBLE FUCK, DOUBLE DAMMIT, DOUBLE SHIT, DOUBLE GODDAMIT FUCK!
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Postby Bin Noddin » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:53 pm

Nothing to do but head over to the bar and doom ourselves to a few drinks. Double fuck indeed.
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:59 am

Buck up, boys. The man burns in 375 or so days. I'm bringing up the rear guard so I pine with you for now.
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