Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Postby Major Roosevelt » Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:37 am

Another year, more mayhem.....

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Postby EL Wire » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:11 am

After beeing ignored by Kernul Killbuck, I see now that he think I'm no use.
That brain washed Mr. Jellyfish told me so.
You better have a great security system in Camp Apokiliptika!
I'm going underground, prepare for weird things to happen next year.
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:13 am

EL Wire wrote:After beeing ignored by Kernul Killbuck, I see now that he think I'm no use.
That brain washed Mr. Jellyfish told me so.
You better have a great security system in Camp Apokiliptika!
I'm going underground, prepare weird things to happen next year.


....perhaps he just finds it more interesting to toy with you and kreate a new enemy.....now THAT'S entertainment....bully!!
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Postby EL Wire » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:25 pm

[quote]....perhaps he just finds it more interesting to toy with you and kreate a new enemy..[/quote]

I know all that, but the sad thing is that Mr. Jellyfish does not know what power he has trigerd by doing so.
I have friends to you know ; )
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:00 pm

EL Wire wrote:I know all that, but the sad thing is that Mr. Jellyfish does not know what power he has trigerd by doing so.
I have friends to you know ; )


Friggin Norwegian....figures....all I can say is Det motsatte av kjærlighet er ikke hat, men likegyldighet.

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Postby EL Wire » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:00 pm

Friggin Americans....figures....all I can say is I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad. Få med deg innhold i tekst; les mellom linjene; trekk egne slutninger og gjør
deg opp meninger som du selv kan begrunne.


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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:12 pm

What's with the snuff photos, Major Rooseveldt?
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:14 pm

And as for you EL Wire, you have to use the weird little code buttons--an enigma all their own.[color= yellow][/color]
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:51 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:What's with the snuff photos, Major Rooseveldt?


Huh? Talking about the herring? I thought that would calm our northern european friend down....he's talking about attacking our Kamp....must not be getting enuf sleep due to the endless days near the north pole...

Holy Krap....run (row!!) it's the Norwegian Navy!!!!

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Postby dragonfly Jafe » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:24 pm

Not to fear, the Apokaliptika Seagull Attack Korp is all over it...

But onto 2006 - is one doom really adequate? Shouldn't the 2006 end-of-the-world theme be just as inclusive as BRC is? I think we should start talking about PolyDoom 2006...
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Postby Barb Wire » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:03 am

EL Wire wrote:
....perhaps he just finds it more interesting to toy with you and kreate a new enemy..


I know all that, but the sad thing is that Mr. Jellyfish does not know what power he has trigerd by doing so.
I have friends to you know ; )


I'd just like to tell you that I'm all behind El Wire! Don't mess with him, cause you'll get into BIG, i mean really BIG trouble! You're so doooooooomed! We'll get you with our special fishing-lures and just wind you inn and feed you to our sharks. Believe me, you don't want that to happen!
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:47 am

Dear Mr. and Ms. Wire

It's been like 1,200 years since anyone quaked at the thought of a mad Norwegian.....

Bully!!


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Postby EL Wire » Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:52 am

You see Major Roosevelt, do you realy think Kamp Apokiliptika is able to withstand a troop of mad Norwegians going berserk?
I think not.
Therfore I'm kindly giving you a last chance to decide on what side you prefer us to be.

In Kamp Apokiliptika or braking into Kamp Apokiliptika?
Now let's hear the right answer!
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:50 am

EL Wire wrote:You see Major Roosevelt, do you realy think Kamp Apokiliptika is able to withstand a troop of mad Norwegians going berserk?
I think not.
Therfore I'm kindly giving you a last chance to decide on what side you prefer us to be.

In Kamp Apokiliptika or braking into Kamp Apokiliptika?
Now let's hear the right answer!


Wow!! Tough decision. No, I think I'll stay on our side of the fence. We have interesting things planned for the Herring-Eaters that attack us....."

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Fish Fulfillment

Postby robotland » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:55 am

Don't forget closed-captioning.......for the Herring Impaired.
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Re: Fish Fulfillment

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:06 pm

robotland wrote:...for the Herring Impaired.
You're herring impaired. You're all herring impaired!
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:11 pm

What? Let me put in my babelfish....
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Postby robotland » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:37 pm

Must....resist....lure...of...fishpuns......OH CRAP, too late already.
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Postby Martiansky » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:44 pm

HAHAHA!! Oh, CRAPPIE...I have to go back to work!
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:00 pm

We've chatted amongst ourselves and we intend to place the Norwegians in a large version of the bass-o-matic....

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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:20 pm

Vile, Vile man! How can you commit and condone such behavior.

*to herself* I will have to alert the shark squad of this savage...
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Postby robotland » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:25 pm

Send 'em on over....the soup'll be FREE to you, but it'll cost THEM "a fin".....
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:47 pm

robotland wrote:Send 'em on over....the soup'll be FREE to you, but it'll cost THEM "a fin".....


Is Kalamazoo in Norway too?
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Postby EL Wire » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:02 pm

Warning to the people of Kamp Apokiliptika!
For your own safety, run as hell when you see this flag!
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:17 pm

EL Wire wrote:Warning to the people of Kamp Apokiliptika!
For your own safety, run as hell when you see this flag!


Errr.....Yawn....did someone hear a mosquito?

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Postby EL Wire » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:06 pm

Here is the mosquito you are herring!
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:19 pm

EL Wire wrote:Here is the mosquito you are herring!

Norway: here's another photo of the same plane...Northrup F5A Freedom Fighter. Slow, old, easily-shot-down, etc.

If we, the United States, haven't said so lately, "thanks for buying our old, obsolete shit...now go play with yourselves...."

Photo of old shit Norway buys from us:
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By the way, I think Sri Lanka's air force has better stuff....and if you are interested in an upgrade, we are soon selling off our F-16's as we replace them with F/A-22's and F-35's.

Photo of new stuff we use once we pawn off our old shit to countries like Norway:
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Postby EL Wire » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:48 pm

Ha, that's what you think!
The Norwegian pilots are far better than the americans.
Besides, we have a top secret F-118 and a B3 bomber.
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:00 pm

EL Wire wrote:Ha, that's what you think!
The Norwegian pilots are far better than the americans.
Besides, we have a top secret F-118 and a B3 bomber.


My god! You're right! We surrender. I just found photos of the supposedly "top secret" planes:

The invincible Royal Norwegian F-118....developed at the sekret "Herring Labs" north of Oslo....(note, this was a bad day for the F-118...it got stuck in a swamp and they asked a nearby US Army base to help dig it out)
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The feared B3:
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This is what you get when you combine Norwegian know-how, Norwegian technology and the unstoppable spirit of Northern Europe (not to mention a sun that never sets)!

Congratulations from your friends in the U.S.

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