At last! I knew if I waited long enough someone would need a flying monkey minion!The Wicked Witch wrote:Hiring:
Wicked Witch in search of flying monkey minions for a daytime crusade; Mission: To find my red shoes. Follow me on my broom while I search for that dorothy bitch; & let no red shoe be left unpilfered!
I assume you mean the 'dum da-dum da-dum dum' music? 'Cause I can't fly for shit without it. Um, you are green, right?The Wicked Witch wrote: Soundtrack accompaniment!
"Jack-monkey"? She loves me! She loves me! The Wicked Witch loves me! I know it sounds strange, but you guys don't know witches like I know witches. Believe you me, "jack-monkey" is a term of endearment.The Emerald Green Wicked Witch of the West got on her broom, flew through the sky and wrote:I have precious little time for your stupid questions, jack-monkey!
My Emerald Green Beauty continued on and wrote:We must mobilize our forces at once... That bitch escaped me all too long ago... but not before I captured that skanky little dog of hers! I have bided my time while waiting for news of her wherabouts... & finally I will have my revenge!! We'll play on her disgusting sentiment towards the stupid mongrel to smoke her out, & once I have my sister's shoes back from that thieving whore, the dog is yours; bon apetit! ...she may have friends helping her... bring any who stand in our way to me... I shall see to it that they suffer for it!
Because your ass is full of ants?....
Sorry Ron, I just couldn't resist. You know how I am . . .
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