Where are the Sophisticates?

Where are the Sophisticates?

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:04 pm

Ta-Ta lads and lassies!

Cheerio and pip pip! I am so glad to be finally coming to your Splendid shindig in the marvelous, dry heat of the desert.

i dont like to perspire, it ruins my linen suits...

so, tell me, is there any place for an effete, highly sophisticado like myself to linger and lounge the days away sipping mint juleps, while i wait for the real action to start at night, you know, the free sex camps and the x-laden ragers that i've heard all about?

Toodles for now my lovers...


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Postby DoriumLux » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:23 pm

fififofum...

I smell a troll in this forum.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:06 pm

it must be that cheap chinatown fake chanel #5 you're wearing, darling, because the only thing i smell is TROLLOP!
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Postby SilverOrange » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:07 am

Simon?
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Postby AntiM » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:44 am

Poser.
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:51 am

Good show my good man!
I'll be on my yacht, sipping a margarita (if I can find someone to captain for me), wearing my suit and tie, and will certainly have you aboard.

Cheerio!
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Postby ygmir » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:47 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:Good show my good man!
I'll be on my yacht, sipping a margarita (if I can find someone to captain for me), wearing my suit and tie, and will certainly have you aboard.

Cheerio!


noting the result of the last margerita cruise CGD took........

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Postby gyre » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:05 am

Something funny was definitely going on, on that island.
You don't stay as healthy as the skipper just eating coconuts.
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Postby ygmir » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:07 am

I think he also ate a lot of ginger.......
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:19 am

Oh my good Fellows, A 3 hour Cruise would be Delightful!


but truth be told, Ginger doesn't do it for me, i need something on the other end of the spectrum, a nice sweet farm girl like Mary Jane, ooops, my Freudian slip is showing, MARY ANN...


http://news.bostonherald.com/track/star ... ition=also


i like the BAD girls, i like to pull their ponytails...
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:11 am

Don't you have an art installation to build or something?
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:58 pm

oh god yes....Gracious, i already am, everything in it's proper order...


and i am also awaiting final approval of the prototypes as well as supplies.


then off to Boston, the home of the bean and the cod, where the kool kids speak only to burners, and the burners speak only to god.




I wish god would make up his fucking mind already, i have a feeling it'll be another red-bull fueled week of bad craziness like last year..you try putting together a whole chill room in 7 days, it is not an easy task.
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Postby Bounce530 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:22 pm

zsu-zsu's trailer is for sale...bet it'd suit you and your suits just fine.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:44 pm

is it climate controlled?


My Lady is bringing her furs....yes, real, dead animals....so Delish!



you think i'm fucking kidding too, i'm NOT!
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Postby swampdog » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:09 pm

Hi Robbi - can I call you Robbi? I understand that you can often find some of the most sophisticated people at Burning Man hanging around the porta-potties.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:05 pm

well, my good man it does tend to be where the shit flies, and everything goes down.
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:33 pm

Robbidobbs has a nice ring to it!
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Postby SilverOrange » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:36 pm

Bob to his friends.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:18 pm

the eternal salesman hawks his wares from many stands.
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Postby Deb Prothero » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:29 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:the eternal salesman hawks his wares from many stands.


Now, I get it. You really are a RubbiDubb. :D
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:44 pm

No sophisticates here. Nothing but vulgarians.
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Get a Taint, you pathetic cur!
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Postby ygmir » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:51 pm

and a few vulvarians..........
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:05 pm

oh i SEE!


Bunch of STrafing Strumpets and Rude Boys!


MANNERS!
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Postby ygmir » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:32 pm

rude boys,
rude boys,

watcha gonna do?
watcha gonna do when they strafe for you.

rude boys,
rude boys...............
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:48 pm

my my my, what a rude society we are...


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Postby ygmir » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:41 pm

hay! hoo joo callin root?.........
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:29 pm

Ah Senor Dobbisano, i see you are someone whom with i can share both breeding, and pedigree with...


i think ii'll like it here, indeed.


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Postby Fire_Moose » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:02 am

Rude boys outta jail!
Rude boys outta jail!
Rude boys out on bail!
Rude boys outta jail!

They mess around in every town
But now they've learned the rules
They used to be rough,
They used to be tough
But now they're keeping cool

They don't fight, they look just right
In their tonics and button downs
If you see them around,
Don't put them down
They're the coolest guys in town

Rude boys outta jail!
Rude boys outta jail!
Rude boys out on bail!
Rude boys outta jail!

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They used to be rough,
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:25 am

how did you know the tipi's are air conditioned....HOW?


i will hunt you down and force you to drink the kool-aid with me, you know...
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:28 am

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