hi! i'm a virgin...

hi! i'm a virgin...

Postby journey » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:45 pm

and i heard i can get a spanking somewhere.?.?
my name is jody, some call me journey. i just received my BM08 ticket in the mail. WAHOOOO!!! sorry, just had to do that. Feels like going through the gates at my first dead show.
looking forward to seeing y'all on the playa. been hearing stories for years, and i have always said "maybe next year". well, this is next year.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:46 pm

IF you want the one-time traditional greeter spanking, ask for it. It's not manditory any more.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:47 am

what's a W. Virginia virgin?
















a 14 year old girl who can run REAL fast....




ps.....about the whole dead show thing....this year we will be honouring our fallen idol, Mr. Jerry Garcia by all joining together in a communal Gorging of chili dogs followed by a serious crack pipe session.

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Postby journey » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:36 am

thanks Crypto. Do I ask at the gate? Or just all week long, anyone, anywhere?
Simon~ Nice try there, but I won't rise to the bait. Play again some other time. I just read the first 5 of your posts in other threads. You sound like a lovely soul, so soft and cuddly.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:45 am

welcome home, motherfucker....

(as you may or may not have noticed, the east coast in me will not allow sincerity or even a modicum of gentility to show, so i am afraid you will have to get past the prickly prickishness to reach the gooey center)
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Postby ragabashpup » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:46 am

"Do I ask at the gate? Or just all week long, anyone, anywhere? "

You let the greeters know. When you get out of the car to ring the bell.

I am sure other people might be willing to spank you..you can ask around but no not everyone will spank you because you are a virgin.
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Postby vanessa cardui » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:54 am

Wouldn't it be nice if it was like in Dazed and Confused where all the BM veterans got to chase around the noobs all week spanking them with paddles??
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Postby ragabashpup » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:58 am

That would be fun. Based on the number of NOOB posts this year though we would have our work cut out for us.
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Postby LadyWhipsALot » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:28 pm

If you come around the moonshine tavern, just ask for me, Lady Whips A Lot... You won't get a spanking, but I'm sure you'll enjoy what I give out! :) And, whips are not just for virgins! I don't discrimate!! :)
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Postby journey » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:48 pm

Moonshine Tavern, huh? Sounds intriguing and since my roots are in the hills of 'Tucky, I'm down with that thar moonshine.
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