Fort Bane Trading Post is seeking out anyone with a good set of lungs and an outgoing attitude to help us barter and gift away our collection of weird junk. We're one of the attractions at the Glee Club International Headquarters theme camp, and we'll be holding informal auctions most nights. This would involve standing on top of a big platform, wearing a coonskin cap and breeches, yelling into a bullhorn, and hocking art and "found objects" to hapless strangers and passers-by. Not a bad job by any means, but we can't do it alone, and we'd love YOU to work a shift for us any night of the festival! We pay you in liquor and a once-in-a-lifetime chance to be loud, be seen, and gift it on a massive scale.
•Interesting things you'd like to barter away! We'll help your doodad, chatchki, or thingamajig get the widest exposure possible, and get you tons of offers. Come with a set of groucho marx glasses, walk away with a set of antlers! The possibilities are only limited by what you bring in.
•Beautiful men and women willing to strut their stuff and showcase our junk like Bob Barker's "Price Is Right" girls. Sequined gown optional but encouraged.
•Anyone who likes this idea and would like to help it become reality in any way.
Questions? Comments? Ideas? Sock em' to me!
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