BRCPO - We deliver! And we have a Mile-High Club Raffle

Get a Mile High With Your Lover! - Fundraiser for the BRCPO

Postby Buttsex Avocado » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:10 pm

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Get a Mile High With Your Lover!

The Black Rock Travel Agency, the official FBO at Black Rock City Airport and infamous
leader in the BM Aviation Community, has been gracious enough to donate to the Black
Rock City Post Office a few chances to actually join the Mile High Club!

Scenic & Erotic Flights are being offered over Portland, San Francisco/San Jose
Area, and the main event itself, Burning Man 2005. Don't miss this chance to help
support the BRCPO and to tell your friends that you "did it" while circling
The Man or enjoying the beautiful scenery in your hometown. Indoor & Outdoor
photography is encouraged and all landings are "Clothing Optional".

These incredible flights will be raffled off on May 28th. The last day to buy ticket(s)
will be May 27th. The Portland & Bay Area flights are 2 hrs long so there's
plenty of time for "everything". The Playa flight is approx 50 mins long,
since everyone at Burning Man is already in a perpetual state of arousal and circling
The Man for extended periods has been known to cause irreversible Nirvana.

Tickets are only $10 dollars each and can be purchased via PayPal http://www.paypal.com *(see below for more details):

Send $ to:

brcpomanagers @ yahoo.com

Each ticket earns one lucky couple a chance for a dream flight filled with love,
laughter, passion, excitement, beautiful scenery and life-long memories of the day
you both joined the infamous "Mile High Club". They also make great gifts.
Don't miss out!

Please include your name, address, phone number, and email with your entry. Also
state which drawing(s) you're interested in. Each ticket is eligible for all locations,
so if you don't win at home you may still win somewhere else. Prizes may not be
sold, but may always be gifted to any deserving life-form(s), which should assure
you a seat next to {insert-your-deity-name} somewhere beyond the pearly
gates of {insert-your-afterlife-myth}. Winners will be notified on May
28, 2005.

Your tickets will help ensure that the Black Rock City Post Office, now in its 10th
year, can continue providing exceptionally disgruntled disservice to the discitizens
of our disreputable discity. We thank you in advance for your support.

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Have specific questions about the flight? Contact Dragonfly at dragonfly @ blackrocktravelagency.org

Or, during April contact Agent Martin at martin_kosina @ yahoo.com

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* 1. Go to http://www.paypal.com
2. click the send money tab at the top
3. In the recipients e-mail field type
brcpomanagers @ yahoo.com (connect the address...)
4. In the other e-mail field type your e-mail address
5. In the note field include
your name, address, phone number, e-mail and which flight(s) you're interested in - SF, PDX or BRC

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Paypal Link has been added - c'mon and get a mile high!

Postby Buttsex Avocado » Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:15 pm

for your convenience we've added a direct link to pay us via Paypal at

http://www.brcpo.com/fundraiser/index.html
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Application process for BRCPO Volunteers

Postby Buttsex Avocado » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:07 pm

Welcome to the list. Did you fill out the BRC Post Office Employment
Application form yet? If not, please do so, and submit it in
triplicate. The first copy should be mailed or posted, utilizing
traditional methodology to the Postmistress and the second copy
messengered by carrier pigeon to the General. The third copy should be
photocopied and then sent via a strong odor or oily smell to Nutmeg for
review. Forms are available from Nutmeg.

In the event that you are not a citizen of Black Rock City, you will
have to complete Immigration Form 249D and submit two copies of that
form with each Employment Application. Please make sure that it is
properly stamped, metered, validated and stepped on by a gray green
grape gorilla or pink phethered pheasant prior to submission.

Having completed the forms in their entirety, you must then light some
incense, three candles, and say "OM" two hundred and fifty eight times
(one for each day that you are not at Black Rock City) and pray that the
forms will be accepted by the powers that be. If this process offends
your sensibilities, then convert to another religion and repeat the
process. Oh, whatever you do, don't eat anything that remotely
resembles bread pudding for the next three days. Swear off ALL
alcoholic beverages for at least sixty seconds.

Certified or certifiable copies should be printed on toilet tissue and
brought with you to Black Rock City and then distributed to the various
city agencies. If you plan to attend the event in an animal costume,
please avoid the BRC Animal Control lest you be sedated and transported
to a holding pen and thus rendered useless for the delivery of mail.
BRC Greeters, such as myself, will gladly accept your form copies for
use in the porta potties as both reading material and for cleaning the
sticky mess that we leave on the toilet seat after meals. Have you ever
noticed that if you yell really loud inside of a porta potty it echos?
Maybe that was just my hangover.

Bribes in the form of "gifts", are gladly accepted and encouraged
without guarantee of any service or services. I am looking forward to
meeting you.

Best Regards,


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A little change in the Mile-High Raffle - 2 weeks to go!

Postby Nutmeg Alfredo » Sat May 14, 2005 12:15 pm

All three flights will now be over BRC.

Get your tickets. less than 2 weeks to go.

www.brcpo.com/fundraiser

And, if you're willing to pass this info on to your regional, we'd sure appreciate it!

Get a Mile High With Your Lover! Raffle change: all flights 3 flights to take place at BRC

The Black Rock Travel Agency, the official FBO at Black Rock City Airport and infamous
leader in the BM Aviation Community, has been gracious enough to donate to the Black
Rock City Post Office a few chances to actually join the Mile High Club!

Three Scenic & Erotic Flights are being offered over the main event itself, Burning Man 2005. Don't miss this chance to help support the BRCPO and to tell your friends that you "did it" while circling The Man. Indoor & Outdoor photography is encouraged and all landings are "Clothing Optional".

These incredible flights will be raffled off on May 28th. The last day to buy ticket(s)
will be May 27th. The Playa flights are approx 50 mins long, since everyone at Burning Man is already in a perpetual state of arousal and circling The Man for extended periods has been known to cause irreversible Nirvana.

Tickets are only $10 dollars each and can be purchased via PayPal www.paypal.com :

brcpomanagers @ yahoo.com

Each ticket earns one lucky couple a chance for a dream flight filled with love,
laughter, passion, excitement, beautiful scenery and life-long memories of the day
you both joined the infamous "Mile High Club". They also make great gifts.
Don't miss out!

Please include your name, address, phone number, and email with your entry. Prizes may not be sold, but may always be gifted to any deserving life-form(s), which should assure
you a seat next to {insert-your-deity-name} somewhere beyond the pearly
gates of {insert-your-afterlife-myth}. Winners will be notified on May 28, 2005.

Your tickets will help ensure that the Black Rock City Post Office, now in its 10th
year, can continue providing exceptionally disgruntled disservice to the discitizens
of our disreputable discity. We thank you in advance for your support.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Have specific questions about the flight? Contact Dragonfly at dragonfly @ blackrocktravelagency.org


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for your convenience we've added a direct link to pay us via Paypal at

www.brcpo.com/fundraiser/
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Postby Gothalot » Thu May 19, 2005 11:06 am

What a great chance to do something for the deviants of BRC. The Black Rock Beacon fully endorses this event and will be giving coverage on the Playa. Not only do you get to join the Mile High Club, you'll have your picture in the Playa's up to date paper The Black Rock Beacon.
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Postby mullethunter » Sat May 21, 2005 11:14 pm

a question
is there any need for flight attendants on any of those flights? i'm bringing my flight attendant persona Kimberly (or Kimmy as she's known to her friends) to BRC, and although i plan to be handing out refreshments and refreshing towels at various parties, i know it would look great on the ole resume to include some actual flights. please let me know and i would love to do it.... now i just have to figure out where i'm going to get a drink cart
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Postby niymaay » Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:14 pm

i came (by myself) in the bathroom on my flight off of Maui back to San Francisco...just thought i'd share......



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Postby mullethunter » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:11 am

niymaay wrote:i came (by myself) in the bathroom on my flight off of Maui back to San Francisco...just thought i'd share......


this raises an interesting question. if one was to get off by him/herself on a flight, would said person be considered a member of the mile high club? hmmm... i'm not sure what i would say on that. i would say yes because it is a sexual act, but on the other hand, perhaps no, because there is less of an element of danger from getting caught. opinions?

irregardless...niymaay you rock, you cheeky monkey you!
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Postby drakewayson » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:32 am

It's too easy to count. Now a threesome mid-air in one of those tiny bathrooms....that would be a feat.
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Postby HughMungus » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:12 am

niymaay wrote:i came (by myself) in the bathroom on my flight off of Maui back to San Francisco...just thought i'd share......



8)


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Postby niymaay » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:44 pm

They made you sit in the bathroom?


::SNAP SNAP SNAP!!::

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


thanks for the laff, dallas! i needed that. twas a real outburst of a belly laff!
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Postby niymaay » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:46 pm

N thanks to mullet fer rocking me jus' a lil bit harder!
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Postby Vertumnus » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:23 pm

i would say no... it does not qualify

takes two at least.

but it is concidered training - and worthy of an FYI

and i want to say that i did not win in the raffle --it was fixed, i'm sure i was not given the proper forms, and not only that, it was discrimatory i should have recieved a bi lingual form. i want the form to complain.

this is the number of my form ( YOU peeps RAWK 101) to request the form to complain.

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Postby solaritea » Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:13 pm

I thought private flights don't count for mile-high qualification? But I think the stewardess is a great idea. It reminds me of this movie I saw once . . . Well, not really a movie. There was no acting. Not much dialogue either. Great soundtrack though.
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