Kamp Apokiliptika.....

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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:05 am

To have your investment considered for an Apokiliptika franchise, first you must attend our rigorous End of the World Training Camp. During this intensive eight week course you will learn:

* How to deep fry a PBR
* How to make a last request "Happy Meal"
* Operation and care of "The Doom Dome"
* Advanced Interrogation Techniques and Spleen Extraction by The Admiral
* MiniMan care and transport (Jafe need not attend)
* ManTis massage and feeding (victim heads only, we'll need yours later)
* Grovel and salute
* Proper logo and corporate identity standards
* Asses: Kiss and Be Kissed


Please submit your deposit of one annexed country's GDP to:

Apokiliptika Ministry of Franchise
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:47 pm

Jelly, bully to that list...bully!!!!

There is also a lesser known graduate course available to those planning on pre-emptive attacks of northern European countries, Singapore or New Zealand:

501 - How to Wear a 30 foot tall Puppet, While Naked, and not Lose any Important Body Parts (prerequisite to 601 "General IBP Retention")

522 - Jumping UN guards: Use a Knife, Stun Gun or Vulcan Death Grip?

560 - Types of Interrogation Markers that Seem to Last at Least a Week.

561 - 8 Best Ways to Mount a Head on a Stick

580 - There is No 580

588 - Advanced Concepts in Alcohol Consumption

590 - Avoiding the Embarrasment of Stalin Organ Misfires

.....and yes, Tank Girl does need a tank in 2006. Email us if you have one available.
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Postby Isotopia » Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:15 pm

588 - Advanced Concepts in Alcohol Consumption


I have a post-doc in that. Think I'll save my tuition money.
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:23 am

Isotopia wrote:
588 - Advanced Concepts in Alcohol Consumption


I have a post-doc in that. Think I'll save my tuition money.


We ARE looking for a new professor for that particular class. Interested? The last one fell in the punji stick pit near the quad....not pretty....
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Postby Isotopia » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:23 pm

I might be interested. Mind you I grade on a curve and tenure MUST be assured. All other things are negotiable excpert I pick the liquor.
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:28 pm

....once you get past the concertina....we may have to renegotiate...

....oh that over there...those are just showers....
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:13 pm

Did we mention that you're all still fucking doomed?
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Postby robotland » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:03 am

I'm COUNTING on it!

*kissing own ass goodbye*
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Postby unjonharley » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:58 am

robotland wrote:I'm COUNTING on it!

*kissing own ass goodbye*


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Guss I will have to hit the treadmill for that kind of kiss.
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Postby joel the ornery » Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:30 am

unjonharley wrote:
robotland wrote:I'm COUNTING on it!
*kissing own ass goodbye*

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Guss I will have to hit the treadmill for that kind of kiss.


i believe yoga training would be of greater aid to accomplish such a task.
hmmmm, i wonder when the '06 KA posters will be fortcoming?
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Postby Lassen Forge » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:47 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
robotland wrote:I'm COUNTING on it!
*kissing own ass goodbye*

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Guss I will have to hit the treadmill for that kind of kiss.


i believe yoga training would be of greater aid to accomplish such a task.



With our interrogatrixes, you DON'T need yoga... (maybe a preist, but not yoga...)

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Postby Major Roosevelt » Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:36 pm

joel the ornery wrote:....i wonder when the '06 KA posters will be fortcoming?


Ask and ye shall receive....your doom.....

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Postby Major Roosevelt » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:08 pm

...and another....

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...can't you just feel the doom coming?
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Postby robotland » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:50 am

Ahhh....A little Doom makes the world go Boom....I feel better already.

Can you feel the DOOM tonight?

Yabba-Dabba-DOOM!

DOOM unto others....

A DOOM with a view

*slapping and shaking self* Okay, I'm better now.
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Postby Kinetic IV » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:51 am

It might be another year but one thing hasn't changed. The posters are of the same high quality as the last set....maybe even a bit better. Keep 'em coming, please!
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Postby dragonfly Jafe » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:31 am

...obviously the Interrogation Korps has been working overtime. The masses are begging for more doom! Oh the humanity! (can I please have my twinky now?)
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Postby robotland » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:41 am

Please, suh...can I have some mo-wah?

*holding out empty DOOM bowl*
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Postby helitack » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:47 am

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...obviously the Interrogation Korps has been working overtime. The masses are begging for more doom! Oh the humanity! (can I please have my twinky now?)


All I can tell you (as I sneak out of an Interrogation for a brief time) is that the Interrogation Squad is currently testing new methods (Wow) and tactics (Oh my Gawd) and that they are exquisite.


No twinky for you.


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Postby EvilDustBooger » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:28 pm

huh?
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:47 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:huh?


EDB...quit posting here you silly person....move to 2006....live for the now!!!! Live for the now!!!!
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