Stolen Time Machine--BORG2 & Hostel Plot Revenge

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Postby Killbuck » Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:24 pm

(In the background, a dog barks. Foot steps are heard-- a hint at first. They grow clearer, louder, closer.)
Gentleman, I bid you.... welcome.

I am amused by your conversation, and Fluffy is too.

(a muffled, echoed moan is heard in the distance, mixed with the sound of chains. That woman's voice booms accross the blackened background- "I said SHUT UP maggot--SLAP!)

Pay no mind to her, she just enjoys her work just a bit more than the typical interrogator.

I'll check my calendar, and see what I can do. Can my evil people get with your evil people... gads I'm SO busy these days.
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Postby Tuatha » Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:44 pm

Err, I just had my Evil people fed to my laser weasle experement, To many cooks you see...

Will you accept Mook's Not to bright but they are obediant.. and my how i like that
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Postby Killbuck » Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:43 pm

Obedience will be lovely.
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MiniMan

Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:12 pm

MiniMan! Stop humping the mutant vehicle!
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Postby Killbuck » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:23 am

I knew it was a mistake to install that "Dickaphone" microphone apendage this early.
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Postby Alex_uk » Sun Jan 23, 2005 8:12 am

you cant rush science kurnal
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Postby dragonfly Jafe » Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:40 am

one step forward, 3 steps to the, hhhmmm, rear.
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Postby Alex_uk » Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:58 am

al lot like an italian tank....3 reverse gears and one forward....whats the forward gear for i hear you ask????


in case they get attacked from behind
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:58 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:I knew it was a mistake to install that "Dickaphone" microphone apendage this early.


Dear Sir, I ask with all humility and reverence the following question that may result in my immediate death:

I am preparing to install the support disks and el wire to the flexible "member" of MiniMan. If I use a rainbow of colors, will that make him gay?

Please respond with your directives before Kristy Kreme resumes her breast-smothering torture.
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Postby Alex_uk » Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:09 am

haha....i foresee a modification to mini mans blueprints...predicted amended notes as follows

eplaya date 23/1/05 17:10

"after installing the dickaphone and practising use on time machine it was decided that mini man should be fitted with a rainbow motiff in order to "calm" his lust for the time machine. other adjustments include a swing hinge on his wrists to enable maximum possible limpness"
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Postby Alex_uk » Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:21 am

lol just thought, that was in no way ment as an insult to a any gay people. i would hate to be brande "non pc" :)
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Bride of MiniMan

Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:16 pm

Alex_uk wrote:lol just thought, that was in no way ment as an insult to a any gay people. i would hate to be brande "non pc" :)


Same here. Love your idea. I'm just waiting for some PC police to get all uppity and demand that he should be a woman. Maybe somebody will bring one... "The Bride of MiniMan" :D

We could have a "swish switch" so we could cut him over to "prance mode" if he walks by some Barbara Streisand music. How about "goose step mode" if he comes upon some playa nazi's. :P We should be prepared to offend or delight everyone equally.
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Postby helitack » Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:29 pm

We of the Interrogation Squad will make sure no one is left out. PBR's anyone?
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Postby Killbuck » Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:06 am

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Duck and Cover

Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:15 am

In his absence, the fair and rightous Kernul Killbuck has appointed me acting Minister of Truth. A high honor, indeed.

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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:54 pm

helitack wrote:We of the Interrogation Squad will make sure no one is left out. PBR's anyone?


Yes sir. Maccaroni and peanut butter, if one remains.
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Postby natthebat » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:29 pm

Hello.

I'm here. I hope I have not kept you waiting too long Kernul.

Everyone who is not loyal to the Kernul, Apokilipitka and The Armed Resistance can now assume the position.

YOU ARE FUCKED.

and fuck you too.
and fuck you too.
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Postby Killbuck » Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:10 pm

Assume the position, indeed!
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Postby Isotopia » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:17 am

Kurnul Dahlink,

What iss de font you are usink?
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Postby Killbuck » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:10 am

Ze font is one called CIVIC, and usually comes with most MS packaged op sysytems. Also try visiting fontfreak.com to download a nifty called SOVIET and one called BURNT

Ze Kernul
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:58 am

natthebat wrote:Hello.

I'm here. I hope I have not kept you waiting too long Kernul.

Everyone who is not loyal to the Kernul, Apokilipitka and The Armed Resistance can now assume the position.

YOU ARE FUCKED.

and fuck you too.


Welcome back, Nat. You are such a delightful smudge on our camp stripper pole.
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Postby natthebat » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:43 pm

smudge?

I grace the pole with my presence.
and fuck you too.
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Postby Killbuck » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:23 pm

Nat Dahlink

Pay no mind to the Jellyfish... he's still in chains in the lab and is having spells.
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:04 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Nat Dahlink

Pay no mind to the Jellyfish... he's still in chains in the lab and is having spells.


He's right, Nat. Just wanted to see if I could get your goat. Goat got? No offense.

I just came back from Nevada City where I acquired a didgeridoo, the aboriginal instrument that makes those low throaty sounds. Anyway, I'll be laboring in the Killbuck Institute of Technology to see if there is a way that a resonant PVC stripper pole can be fashioned in a way that would encourage participation. Has it been done? Too erotic for our theme camp? What about all the spit accumulation?
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Postby natthebat » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:28 pm

I don't have a goat but if I did I would give it to you Jellyfish.
and fuck you too.
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Postby natthebat » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:30 pm

Nothing is too erotic for Apokilipitka. It's the fucking end of the world! What would you do? I know sex is always a good last wish.

NOW.... I may need some help with the propaganda for The Armed Resistance. Any volunteers?
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:34 pm

natthebat wrote:Nothing is too erotic for Apokilipitka. It's the fucking end of the world! What would you do? I know sex is always a good last wish.

NOW.... I may need some help with the propaganda for The Armed Resistance. Any volunteers?


Resistance Is Useless! Er, anyway, what of this resistance?
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