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Postby StickyChron » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:17 pm

I just like the high traffic of Q&A...
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Postby Elderberry » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:18 pm

AntiM wrote:I really, really hate joke threads in Q&A.

Hmmm....that's assuming the OP was joking. He might have been serious...we just turned it into a joke!
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Postby StickyChron » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:18 pm

I was definitely serious. I loves me some unshaven legs and a big giant bush. 70's pussy all the way baby.


Can't wait to meet some of you, so you can see how horribly obnoxious and seemingly "typical Californian stoner" I will inevitably come across to folks like you in real life. Hippy girls would probably loathe me...only because of the way I dress/talk, which is yet another reason why hippies fucking suck.


You would think after reading like what 100 posts(?) all relatively similar for the most part, that you self proclaimed comedic geniuses would have gotten it by now...
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Postby Sham » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:22 pm

Why don't you stalk some hairy hippie chick and ask her to have her brain removed. At least then you can start off as equals.
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Postby StickyChron » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:28 pm

Shambala wrote:Why don't you stalk some hairy hippie chick and ask her to have her brain removed. At least then you can start off as equals.


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Postby Bob » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:30 pm

StickyChron wrote:hippy chick


I'm not sure that means what you think it means.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:37 pm

Lyrics to Hippy Chix :
I see a winter scene inside a tiny plastic globe
Old European castles a sinister Santa Claus
The salesgirl's really hot but I can't talk to her right now
I've come to meet field marshall
9 mile beach of the CVB

I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix

9 mile beach he's so crunchy
Wearing skater knitted caps
He takes my oath but doesn't even smile or laugh
They got this alien technology he's just a holograph
Project next to me
While TBI aims at my traitor ass.

We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.

They bring the greys into the room
I say man this just ain't for real
True Christian Church of Texas
Teaches aliens are the devil
The Greys they tell a different story
of humanity upon the brink
Of ecological disaster they have come
to save our asses.

We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.
I see a winter scene inside a tiny plastic globe
Old European castles a sinister Santa Claus
The salesgirl's really hot but I can't talk to her right now
I've come to meet field marshall
9 mile beach of the CVB

I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix

9 mile beach he's so crunchy
Wearing skater knitted caps
He takes my oath but doesn't even smile or laugh
They got this alien technology he's just a holograph
Project next to me
While TBI aims at my traitor ass.

We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.

They bring the greys into the room
I say man this just ain't for real
True Christian Church of Texas
Teaches aliens are the devil
The Greys they tell a different story
of humanity upon the brink
Of ecological disaster they have come
to save our asses.

We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.
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Postby EspressoDude » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:38 pm

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Postby StickyChron » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:39 pm

Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:hippy chick


I'm not sure that means what you think it means.


How old are you?
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Postby Bob » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:22 pm

StickyChron wrote:
Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:hippy chick


I'm not sure that means what you think it means.


How old are you?


Are you trying to pick me up?
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Postby Bounce530 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:24 pm

You mean a chick with big hips?

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Postby StickyChron » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:34 pm

Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:
Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:hippy chick


I'm not sure that means what you think it means.


How old are you?


Are you trying to pick me up?


Do I get a senior special if I bring you to the meet and greet with me?

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Postby dragonpilot » Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:40 pm

This always worked for me...when it worked:

Meet hippie chick at party, engage in small talk.

Ask her to hold my beer 'cause I have to go outside and make sure my kids sleeping in the station wagon are OK.

If she was still there holding my beer when I came back I had it made.

If not, move on to next candidate.

I'm sure some variation of that would work fine at BM.
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Postby StickyChron » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:16 pm

dragonpilot wrote:This always worked for me...when it worked:

Meet hippie chick at party, engage in small talk.

Ask her to hold my beer 'cause I have to go outside and make sure my kids sleeping in the station wagon are OK.

If she was still there holding my beer when I came back I had it made.

If not, move on to next candidate.

I'm sure some variation of that would work fine at BM.


:lol: :lol: Thats awesome.
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Postby ibdave » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:55 pm

last year's hippy chicks were smellier... :roll: :shock: 8)
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:39 pm

Bounce
That woman stuffs her hips, you silly boy, you.
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Postby Foxfur » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:55 pm

Bounce530 wrote:You mean a chick with big hips?

Image


:wink:

Looks like a stalker's collage. Creepy.
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Postby Bounce530 » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:33 pm

stalker? Me??? noooo....
Just don't ask CfM about that :wink:
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Postby mdmf007 » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:40 pm

StickyChron wrote:I'm basically just trying to meet an awesome dready mama to kick it with me while I'm on the playa and exchange massages, ect.

I figure my boyish good looks and charming demeanor are a good start, anyone else got tips to attract a nice hippy woman?



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Postby lucky.bastard » Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:39 pm

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Postby Elderberry » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:02 pm

lucky.bastard wrote:Image


get a puppy
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Postby Bob » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:54 pm

StickyChron wrote:...I figure my boyish good looks and charming demeanor are a good start...


Image

Um, yeah.
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Postby graidawg » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:11 pm

there wont be any hippies let alone hippy chix at bm this year we have arranged for them to go to another venue. this year its going to be entirely sk8er girls. the only way to pick up a sk8er girl is to do sometihng increidbely dangerous
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Postby Foxfur » Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:29 am

That hippy has a bottle opener that looks like a mouth. Wonder where the caps go...
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Postby C.f.M. » Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:40 am

"Hippy girls would probably loathe me..."

Oh, I'm confident it won't be just hippies.
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Postby ygmir » Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:46 am

I just love this GIF.........and, it seems it'd fit here:

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Postby Elderberry » Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:21 am

Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:...I figure my boyish good looks and charming demeanor are a good start...


Image

Um, yeah.

That is just NOT RIGHT! I can't believe I am saying this,but that is a real person somewhere. With feelings.
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Postby MyDearFriend » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:11 am

jkisha wrote:That is just NOT RIGHT! I can't believe I am saying this,but that is a real person somewhere. With feelings.


I know you have said you don't like this but I will do it anyway:

((((((JK))))))

and

*smooch*





*manly handshake* to restore some dignity to this exchange
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Postby graidawg » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:22 am

jkisha wrote:
Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:...I figure my boyish good looks and charming demeanor are a good start...


Image

Um, yeah.

That is just NOT RIGHT! I can't believe I am saying this,but that is a real person somewhere. With feelings.


no by the look of it thats stonehenge which at the solstice is basically a gathering for well anyone who wants to be told they cant play with fire but drugs are ok, well the approach anyway and by the look on his face the feelings are entirely chemical so it was a real person once.
however jk i admire your radical inclusiveness and he probably has some very 'interesting stories'
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Postby EspressoDude » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:31 am

jkisha wrote:
lucky.bastard wrote:Image


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