THIS message is brought to you by the HOLYIER THAN FUCKING THOU participants of My Burn..
the veiws expressed here are not yours or the veiws of maybe six of the citizens who live the dream 24-7-but are those of MOST hard core burners who feel intitled but suffer Playa guilt cuz we all could burn a little truer huh?
and those harshity uppity tirades expressed here are not the ideas or the words chosen or even condoned by ANYONE affilliated with a BM paycheck UNLESS THEY SAY SO..so if you are offended call a waaaaaaa-ambulance and stay home while we burn a little hotter in your abscence..
BUT BITCH YA"LL CAN QUOTE ME and skoff at my spelling anywho..
We are holyier than thou cuz we burn brighter and harder for the simmmmmmple reason that..
"Uh......We are the Chosen Ones.."
you are a noob..and are ..obviously not
YOU are watering down MY experiance with your septic sceptic peptic hoopty..while ou snivel at our dedication with blissy rewards
while you admit to not embracing Burningman as your lifestyle..and wonder wheres the Spiritual "beef" we are all
soooo thrilled about..
You are obviously in the wrong place.
your harshing my mellow..
you are a living testimate to my MANtra "DID YOU READ THE MANual?"(ie do your home work?
shut up. AND.read the manual
All the recipes for the how and why..the purity of the flame is IN THE TEXTS(puddin) written by the participants who found treasure..
truth and wisdom of it all..simply
If your not there to make miracles
or make me personally fucking entertained
then explain to the class WHY THE FUCK you ARE there..
What the fuck are you expect(ator)ing?
sobscribe to our ethic artfully and humbley written out for you in the web sight..
OR>> spend your time away from selling out to the 9-5: and doing your well earned vacation 'in say ..a hip resort like Disney world.or even gulp Ibisa!!.(ew! burn! )
Its not the drugs you do ..or see ..Dippity doo.
.(thats your playa name?Have been named YET? awww nooo Im bein a bully right here...dont cry Baby! Its done with love..)
its not the poly pagan sexual freedom that is more contageous than
stray glitter off a strippers cleavageand as common place as art cars..
Its not the this or that.. ITS THE sum of ALL of it.. thats where the common experiances breech devine actions..
its so HUGELY spiritual you have to get involved deeply-utilize the culture!!
make the connections and express your perspective boldly in a way that makes you privy to the big message..perhaps if you put on some veiwing goggles that dont include a funny nose and mustache?DEFINE YOUR PURPOSE IN THE SCOPE OF YOUR LIFE>>what are you doing with this life?
who ARE YOU?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO REVEAL?
WHAT IS INSIDE?
SHOW US SOMETHIN BUSTER>>WE ARE READY!!
HUH?? You say..
Crap! ..taddah yaddah..you say..?
If you and your tiny little soul think that
beauty and bliss on the level or magnitude presentied with in the BM event.. is souly created by random sex and or drugs..or any orher one surface detail at BM you might suggest to define the lifestyle or what-ever you WITNESSed..(spectator..)
youve got work to do..Ill toss you a bone but
WHAT part of RADICLE self reliance did you not understand?
I cant do it for you
you gotta want to find the bliss
you gotta do the work-enspouse the doctrines as a
method to experiance the result we acheive.
We see it and live it thru gifting..
thru trying new things and testing our limits..
its a "soul college" that we are inrolled in.. my blind clueless friend..and seemingly a sheep in the flock of Fuck Ewes-
Doomed from choosing to sit on the fence
with out commiting to trying out the lifestyle ...you dont
get the benifit of its experiances..
missing the sacred purpose of your souls path ( other than tempting me to type for well over an hour ripping you an ass-by baiting me so..oh the folly!!)).
WHY are you just kinda burning?.cuz like you heard its cool to go?
...cuz like you expect revelation and epiphany to come in your Events booklet with your sticker? hmmm?.
The magic of the burn is revealed in the moments of making-giving-testing-expressing and attempting.Reflection .
Your interaction with the spirit and god are personal..
but WE ALL KNOW THIS!! HAHA!!
you didnt get the memo !
get on the mailing list and youll get updates so you too can be HOLYIER than thou..
or off playa..
making a difference by your actions-playing nice-working well with others -being open to miraculous happenstance
..being familiar with the traditions of spiritual enlightenment and
have a grasp of its timeless symptoms..
play colorfully with others- as upposed to playing in neutrals..ugh!
A "beige experiance "is the end result of " beige commitment.".beige sucks!!
defining life with your true self flagrantly in defyiance of the obsticles set to test your metal-divert your path..
AND -in the face of riddicule ( yep you can use four letter words or tell me to fuck off and .define it ( Your Experiances)your fucking self Hippy spectator)
I encourage you to do so..IF you FEEL it!
AND FOR THE RECORD..
DID you read the What is BM in prep pages on this or ANY web site before you went?
bring or make shit on the Playa?
try living nakid ?
test your boundies?..
.meet any artists while they were makin shit?
Were you at any time ..Victemized by the antics of Paul - Dork Maul -Addic the " Judas Askariott of BM 2007?
Do you even know who the cracked ass is?
Or why' what he did was important..
or why he did it?
Know what he did, even?
ARE you a follower of ANY religeous practice at anytime?
trolling? (heehee im on hook..yup)
ARE YOU an rv user or a camping gear camper?
Do you know why this makes a significant diff in your burn?
theme camper or open camper?
An all weeker
or a Weak ender?
The deeper you swim into Burning culture..with This fishy school..
The deeper youll fathom
what most of us know and are blathering like drooling fanatics about!
youll also swim with us freaks.. into the mystick and magic..
and see for your self
( its like the magic poster pictures that came out years ago..picture hidden in a pattern..in 3-d)
IF you wade in the shallow water like a little pussy....dont bitch about your petri dish experiance at the Lake of Fire...or your bladder infection from sitting in the piss end of the spiritual kids pool...
HEY! DIVE IN !! How else can you know depth ?
God/dess and the Eternals in every form- are there. on the playa..all around you..in you..thru you..
You are initiated into the fold of the gathering tribes when you arrived- or didnt you know that?
haha your soaking in it!
READ YOUR MANual....
you risk death to go...
As do all initiates THRU TIME
read the verses of vs.
subtle traditional sacred rites transpire to slap the materialistic crap right outta you and get you prepped and on the path you bought a ticket to.. for hearing the messages The devine want you to hear
thru the grandure and ridiculous ..
For Christ sake.!!.Santa-the Easter Bunny- AND Every icon and God are present in form or disquise at The Burn. SEEN THEM?
Why are they there/
What is the consequence of their presence..to you?
to the world?
ahhh its all crap! just look away...
They all come for the titties and sex and drugs like you did..but THEY ARE SO WAY WAY HOLYIER than you.. so THEY
ALL told me..to tell you some stuff ..
Get a pencil..
Its the memo...!!!
THAT YOU NEED TO
quit bitchin and expecting us to hand you the keys to the kingdom & in some sensible..scheduled little package you can take a tourist photo with and BUY a sooooveneeer t-shirt at the gift shop about.thats not how they roll fucko..!
The Gods dont speak in english..its too limited..altho they dig wordplay and adjectives!! You cant cram devine message into simple terms just look at the bible! What a fucked up deal that mess created simply because the translation into language fouled the message it sought to convey!!!..left too much to the literal and now its all gossip and fish hooks...
The Eternals-GIA_spirits-THE GREAT SPIRIT..
They dont use Day planners..or adhere to time constraints used here in this dimension..so dont dimension it!..but will get your attention in a puctual fashion thru some unscheduled weather events..and the yearly "at the burn" celestial event..isnt that cosmic hmm? start with that..
They dont come to BM with out costumes.( nor should you ).cuz to see them in their true form would be too much for the kids in the spectator seats to endure..
besides you guys wouldnt appriciate it anyway ..
.Their Rave Camp is too noisy..the divine can be found in sound..
you need to listen..to the playa with your whole body
They also said IF YOU MUST deplete the consorted effort with your complete apathetic lack of preparedness..at least
5 cover your corporate crap asswipes
6 drink water..
7 quit pissing on the playa its sacred...
8 bring gifts
9 preform some act that is unlike yourself
or take a crazy risk pussy!
10 and read the fucking manual - over and over..and do the work intailed..TRY IT!!
follow the threads where they take you and shove those mardi gras beads up your ass.
Lastly your art car sucks,, ( a joke about your real car that is UNDER dressed for the event..read the histories)
Finally ..The Gods want you to consider..THAT>>
if all you really get outta this is-
SEX _DRUGS and Show me The Miracles!!
!!!! STAY THE FUCK HOME in default land..where ever you live and savor reality. Burningman for you will never be more than watching special effects in a C.G -movie you paid for..to see..
No miricles here..
...save your hard earned greenbacks..
and trick or treat for the office halloween party mixer..in a store bought and created costume...Tell all you know and anyone who you meet. and agrees that BM is a drug indused excuse to get naked and have kinky sex with strangers to stay home too..cuz
WE ARE HOLYIER THAN YOU!!
EARN your BURN bitches..
This has been a public service Denouncement..
go sell snivel to your mommy..
and god says fuck your burn!..