i ain't bringing any vinyl down, but I'll be toting a huge collection of cd's. Ain't no sissy house in this setlist. Feel the monster that is ARE Weapons, club yourself with the homostylings of Scissor Sisters, Try and keep with the the style changes of Fiery Furnaces, Stroke your beard to Classic ZZ Top, get on the good foot with funky James Brown, Wonder how you ever forgot about Shirley Ellis and her clapping song, zone on breaks laid over hunter s thompson yammering something about goddamned bats.
i'm available for playa weddings, bar miztvahs, bat mitzvahs (you're a woman now!) playa divorces, group sex (but no cuddle parties,) fashion shows, fashion hides, arrests, convulsions, sleep interference, motorized events, etc.
Lemme know if you need what I have. I'll do the same for you.