Troll Bait

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Re: Troll Bait

Postby ygmir » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:22 am

Clar-i-ty wrote:
Shambala wrote:Now that you mention it, I have been using this as a lubricant.
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And let the board say "FUCK YEAH!"


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Re: Troll Bait

Postby BBadger » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:27 pm

I would move Burning Man to Europe--and not just Europe, it would be in Switzerland and managed by the International Olympic Committee since they're based out of Lausanne, Switzerland. I think Europe, Switzerland, and the Olympics really embodies what Burning Man is all about.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:53 pm

We could have it in the middle of CERN!
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Sham » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:55 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:We could have it in the middle of CERN!

Sure we could. What's CERN?
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:59 pm

A particle accelerator.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby wh..sh » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:01 pm

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theCryptofishist wrote:We could have it in the middle of CERN!

Sure we could. What's CERN?


European Organization for Nuclear Research (partical physics laboratory)
I bet we could burn a bunch of stuff there.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby ygmir » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:03 pm

Shambala wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:We could have it in the middle of CERN!

Sure we could. What's CERN?

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Re: Troll Bait

Postby BBadger » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:12 pm

Nooo, we want to stay away from CERN, because that's near the French border and we're already dirty enough at BM without having French hygiene problems. It's bad enough that Lausanne is in the middle of the country with half French influences.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:58 pm

So, Zurich and the gnomes?


Gnomes make good troll bait.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Clar-i-ty » Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:57 pm

ygmir wrote:
Clar-i-ty wrote:
Shambala wrote:Now that you mention it, I have been using this as a lubricant.
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And let the board say "FUCK YEAH!"


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FUCK YEAH!!!


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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Clar-i-ty » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:01 am

theCryptofishist wrote:So, Zurich and the gnomes?


Gnomes make good troll bait.


So we're sacrificing gnomes now? Yee-Fucking-Haw!!!!

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Re: Troll Bait

Postby HiBbY » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:04 am

DONT KILL DA GNOMES!!!! they just learned how to say hooray! if anything use SOCKS for troll bait! trolls love to steal socks, but only the left ones. weird :::o
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:26 am

Clar-i-ty wrote:What are all the things you would change about Burning Man?

More large explosions.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Nipple » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:30 am

Some of us are trying to sleep U.D.

I think Burning Man should institute a quiet period starting at 10pm until 7am. No amplified music on B through L. A and Esplanade can have music at REASONABLE levels. Deep Playa is fine, as long as no one complains to Rangers.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby BBadger » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:39 pm

We should put a park in the middle of the playa and watch as people who set up tents there get their asses evicted because you can't camp there.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:16 am

Nipple wrote:Some of us are trying to sleep U.D.

I think Burning Man should institute a quiet period starting at 10pm until 7am. No amplified music on B through L. A and Esplanade can have music at REASONABLE levels. Deep Playa is fine, as long as no one complains to Rangers.


I think you have inspired a practical use for explosions. oonzoonzoonz BOOOOM!!!! <...crickets...>
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:43 pm

shut up, hippy.

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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:42 pm

So are you selling the outfits or the model?
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby HiBbY » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:17 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby knowmad » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:02 am

We could move the Burn to a large skyscraper. Convert window washer lifts into art cars. Flaming bunngy jumping. Centercamp and gate would be in the lobby. Flaming Art pieces would be ment to be thrown from the roof. And on saturday the whole building is demolished by sympathetic vibrations set off by dubstep.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Savannah » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:17 am

I had a dream about a year ago that the Burn was taking place in a skyscraper. It was night. I felt as though I was in Tokyo. I was hovering at a distance from the immense edifice at at least 50 floors up, 50 floors to go, as though in a helicopter 100 yards away, though even the sound of the helicopter blades was distant; all the sound in the dream was . . . dim, as though underwater . . . but I could hear our city at a distance, the voices of many thousands of conversations blending, music blazing, the whole building monstrously and wonderfully alive, vibrating like a hive of enormous & faraway bees. I felt very much as one sometimes feels when traveling across the middle of the Esplanade; central and equidistant from everything, amazed, hearing the distant pulse of the behemoth.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby BBadger » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:29 am

I've got a great idea:

We'll sell cheaper, 2-3 day passes for the last 2-3 nights for all those people who only want to be there for the end-of-week festivities. I bet they'll be really popular with the college student crowd.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby knowmad » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:44 am

Savannah wrote:I had a dream about a year ago that the Burn was taking place in a skyscraper. It was night. I felt as though I was in Tokyo. I was hovering at a distance from the immense edifice at at least 50 floors up, 50 floors to go, as though in a helicopter 100 yards away, though even the sound of the helicopter blades was distant; all the sound in the dream was . . . dim, as though underwater . . . but I could hear our city at a distance, the voices of many thousands of conversations blending, music blazing, the whole building monstrously and wonderfully alive, vibrating like a hive of enormous & faraway bees. I felt very much as one sometimes feels when traveling across the middle of the Esplanade; central and equidistant from everything, amazed, hearing the distant pulse of the behemoth.

yes! A 97 storie temple of fun. With slides. entire floors of bliss. And in the middle ...
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Sham » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:30 am

I heard that the orange trash fence is being replaced by temporary rows of pine trees. It may take a bit longer to set up the perimeter, but it will have a much nicer look. All the tour buses can be parked behind the trees to keep them out of sight.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby ygmir » Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:51 am

Shambala wrote:I heard that the orange trash fence is being replaced by temporary rows of pine trees. It may take a bit longer to set up the perimeter, but it will have a much nicer look. All the tour buses can be parked behind the trees to keep them out of sight.


Cyprus trees, Sham.........with date palms interspersed, for the oasis look, and so some can finally________________ (fill in the blank)
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:03 am

knowmad wrote:
Savannah wrote:I had a dream about a year ago that the Burn was taking place in a skyscraper. It was night. I felt as though I was in Tokyo. I was hovering at a distance from the immense edifice at at least 50 floors up, 50 floors to go, as though in a helicopter 100 yards away, though even the sound of the helicopter blades was distant; all the sound in the dream was . . . dim, as though underwater . . . but I could hear our city at a distance, the voices of many thousands of conversations blending, music blazing, the whole building monstrously and wonderfully alive, vibrating like a hive of enormous & faraway bees. I felt very much as one sometimes feels when traveling across the middle of the Esplanade; central and equidistant from everything, amazed, hearing the distant pulse of the behemoth.

yes! A 97 storie temple of fun. With slides. entire floors of bliss. And in the middle ...



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Re: Troll Bait

Postby knowmad » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:24 am

Public traded stock options! One share per ticket. Dividends payed out only to first tier lotery winners.
And as usual, hookers and blow.
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Clar-i-ty » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:09 am

BBadger wrote:I've got a great idea:

We'll sell cheaper, 2-3 day passes for the last 2-3 nights for all those people who only want to be there for the end-of-week festivities. I bet they'll be really popular with the college student crowd.


Oh shit! I wonder if this new ticket system is going to interfere with my game of "make college girls cry?"
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Re: Troll Bait

Postby Nipple » Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:39 am

Clar-i-ty wrote:Oh shit! I wonder if this new ticket system is going to interfere with my game of "make college girls cry?"


Rules, please.
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Re: Troll Bait

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