What's the most ludicrous playa name you've heard of?

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What's the most ludicrous playa name you've heard of?

Postby Nothing » Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:44 pm

A friend of mine and I were cracking up over some of the absurd playa names we were thinking of and remembering. You guys have any to add to the heap?

River Kleenex

Bobnoxious

Harry Larvae

Sam Francisco

LudiChrist (hey just thought of that one!)
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Postby FIGJAM » Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:49 pm

FIGJAM?
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Postby lonestoner916 » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:46 pm

Cornhole
Dirty Sanchez
Exit Wounds
Pen15
Dingleberry Jerry

All except the last one are actual Playa names of people I know.
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Postby Isotopia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:50 pm

Laughing Forest Crystal Wolf
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Postby Isotopia » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:51 pm

Also, the most ludicrous (and fantastic) name EVER was the Gate guy who had the radio handle 'Nervous Gerbil.'
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:39 pm

Is a real playa name something that your playa mates (and others) give you, or is it something clever you choose yourself to amuse others?
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Postby Nothing » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:17 pm

I personally don't think it matters much how the name begins. For me the whole endeavor is ridiculous/awesome/trivial/profound/irrelevant/other... *shrug*

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Postby ygmir » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:42 pm

I know a few mentioned, already......I hope they don't get their feelings hurt...........
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Postby Eric » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:51 pm

Nothing wrote:Suppository Spelling


That's not a playa name- that's been his drag name for... uh... 8 or 9 years, I think. Last year was his virgin year on the playa. (It's actually Suppositori)
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Postby Elderberry » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:52 pm

Nothing comes to mind at the moment
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Postby Nothing » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:39 pm

@Eric yeah that's true, I was gonna hyphenate it and forgot thanks though. I figure it would be a good playa name, you probably know of Anaconda and Foxycontin as well which are pretty rad names too.

@Ygmir just to be clear in my opinion ludicrous = awesome! :D As an example I don't know what the actual name is of the giant rubber ducky mutant vehicle with a flaming mohawk and lasers shooting out of it's eyes is but it's completely ludicrous and totally awesome!

edit: spelling
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Postby Eric » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:58 pm

Nothing wrote:I figure it would be a good playa name, you probably know of Anaconda and Foxycontin as well which are pretty rad names too.


I'm a club photographer in SF, and was the house photographer at The Stud during the TrannyShack years (if you were around then), I know most of the trashy queens.

You're right, a lot of the drag names would make good playa names, but let the Burners come up with them on their own! No need to take 'em from the queens directly.
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Postby Nothing » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:07 pm

That's cool... I was just thinking of names that got a laugh and that one was a gut buster, it was actually told to me from Bethamphetamine if you know her. Point taken though if a "burner" used one of those names it would be kinda lame unless it was a coincidence. And again it was my bad not to mention it was an established tranny name already spoken for and I did know that fact, ewps.
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Postby Nothing » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:28 pm

Oh and by "established tranny name" I actually meant drag queen name in this case.

I think that's correct.

I'm not trying to offend anyone it's just sometimes the definitions are hard to uh, figure out at times...
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Postby Zhust » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:42 am

I met a guy on a U-boat back in 2006. He said, "my default-world name is Dave, but on the Playa I'm Steve." (I know I get the actual names wrong, but the concept is correct.)
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Postby graidawg » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:04 am

if you can make your own up at the moment bard dawg is my choice
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:48 am

bard dawg the guard dawg?
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Postby Elderberry » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:55 am

jaycerochester wrote:I met a guy on a U-boat back in 2006. He said, "my default-world name is Dave, but on the Playa I'm Steve." (I know I get the actual names wrong, but the concept is correct.)


LOL reminds me of my partner...his name is "John" but he says his playa name is "Jon". :roll:
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Postby Elderberry » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:57 am

jkisha wrote:Nothing comes to mind at the moment


And I thought this was clever when I posted it. "Nothing" get it??? :roll: :lol: :shock:

I guess I'm a legend in my own mind. :(
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Postby Isotopia » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:29 am

I'm a club photographer in SF, and was the house photographer at The Stud during the TrannyShack years (if you were around then), I know most of the trashy queens.


I've done Tranny Shack a few times. I stopped going when I showed up in my sassy spaghetti strap sun dress and small Adolph mustache. When the old queen at the door asked me who I was I said "Clitler."

She got ALL bent out of shape. Couldn't take the joke.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:47 am

Iso, did you once have a pair of glasses made out of two? Just wonderin'.
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Postby Bob » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:52 am

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Postby Nothing » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:52 am

CLITLER!!!!!!

hahahahahaha!!!!

edit: addendum- I'm hereby formally challenging all onlookers to state (real or made up) a better name than Clitler.

Wow... just wow
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Postby Nothing » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:55 am

jkisha wrote:
jkisha wrote:Nothing comes to mind at the moment


Ah jeezuz I totally missed that... heheh
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Postby Lassen Forge » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:05 am

Isotopia wrote:
Eric wrote:I'm a club photographer in SF, and was the house photographer at The Stud during the TrannyShack years (if you were around then), I know most of the trashy queens.


I've done Tranny Shack a few times. I stopped going when I showed up in my sassy spaghetti strap sun dress and small Adolph mustache. When the old queen at the door asked me who I was I said "Clitler."

She got ALL bent out of shape. Couldn't take the joke.


Ya know you 2 are dating yourselves. (No, silly, not in THAT way)...

Hell, I just realized I might be, too... Sheist. ;(

BTW - Iso - +10.

I noticed it seems most of the good old places got all... I dunno, serious. Boring. Str8-laced. Hell, I stopped hanging out at the Lex when I walked in and got the "I don't fucking belong here anymore" feeling - never mind it was a hangout for quite a while - I was dolled up from coming from a job interview (which I aced, BTW)... since I wasn't part of the "flannel-and-boot" crowd or the "boi bunch", it was like, what are YOU doing here??? Bleah. Oh, the prices went thru the roof. Not fun no more.

And I won't talk about the Kimo's travesty... used to pop in for drinks when we lived on that side of the bay and were in the gulch (usually for Fish and Chips or Field's books), it was like a big ol' family reunion... But it went flat... no charisma, no character, turned into a tourist hangout. Ugh.

And for those who know not of what I speak... I feel sorry for you that you missed the golden age.
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Postby dragonpilot » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:57 pm

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Postby kubikub » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:02 pm

Some variation of "Shit Bucket" if I remember it right
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Postby Mojojita » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:20 pm

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Re: What's the most ludicrous playa name you've heard of?

Postby JStep » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:02 pm

Nothing wrote:
LudiChrist (hey just thought of that one!)


Ludichrist = 80's punk band.
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Re: What's the most ludicrous playa name you've heard of?

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:33 pm

JStep wrote:
Nothing wrote:
LudiChrist (hey just thought of that one!)


Ludichrist = 80's punk band.

Yeah, but wasn't everything an 80s punk band. The CryptoFishists. the J-steppers. Fallout Boy...
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