BACON!!!!!!!!!! and PANCAKES!!!!!

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BACON!!!!!!!!!! and PANCAKES!!!!!

Postby Psycho » Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:14 pm

This is apparently what happens when burners get jobs at pancake companies:
http://gizmodo.com/5647501/the-future-o ... oked-bacon

This needs to be the center of a theme camp next year!

Somehow I can see people just eating it out of the can...
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Postby K-mom » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:07 pm

Just make sure to read the label before using, to make sure you don't mix it up with your spray-on condoms and wind up with bacon-flavored pancake babies.

(not that there's anything wrong with them)
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Postby kman » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:36 pm

Excuse me, I have to go shopping.

Right. Now.
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Postby Thecatman » Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:46 pm

Personaly, I would'nt buy pancake/waffel mix in a can.
Hell, I don't even get the "just add water" stuff so readily available these days.
Nawp. I make it myself. Usually wheat flour, 2%milk, an egg, a spoonful of oil and a few drips of "local, raw" honey. Chopped blueberries, rasberries, strawberries etc or whatever kind of berries we have, or are available.


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Postby kman » Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:51 pm

Thecatman wrote:Personaly, I would'nt buy pancake/waffel mix in a can.
Hell, I don't even get the "just add water" stuff so readily available these days.
Nawp. I make it myself. Usually wheat flour, 2%milk, an egg, a spoonful of oil and a few drips of "local, raw" honey. Chopped blueberries, rasberries, strawberries etc or whatever kind of berries we have, or are available.

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any relationship, or, just a coincedense? :wink:

Make me some homemade pancakes (with bacon, of course), and I'll call you mom any time you want. ;)
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Postby Thecatman » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:49 am

Of course we can't forget the bacon.
Its needed to sop up the extra surp.
Sausage is good for that to.
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Postby teardropper » Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:33 am

That's funny. I got some of that and brought it down. Srangely enough, it tasted fine. Not sure it will replace my regular pancakes, but tasty on the playa. What I liked was no messy bowl to clean. Brought precooked bacon, again, no mess, a couple of fresh eggs and I had a good breakfast.
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Postby weirdscience » Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:40 am

Who's awesome? You're awesome! :) .
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:21 am

I want to go get some. But then, I keep trying to tell everyone how perfect for the playa EZ-Cheese is.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:52 am

EZ cheese is great, even off playa, and it already comes in bacon flavor.

That canned pancake crap is "OK" but only makes a few, maybe enough for 2-3 people in the entire can....and it is kinda thin for my taste.
Ends up tasting like McDonalds pancakes.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Postby Token » Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:11 am

Oh common guys, get creative:

One gallon zip lock bag.
Put all batter ingredients in bag.
Zip it tight.

Find OED, put bag on vibrating saddle and have OED fire up the beast.

After the the mixing is done, wipe off any lovejoy juice from outside of the zip lock bag.
Cut a corner of the bag and pour into bacon greased skillet.

Yummy and no bowl to clean.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:19 am

I will do that for anyone that wants it done.

It is up to YOU to clean the saddle, both before(for you own sake) and afterwards.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Postby K-mom » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:03 pm

kman wrote:Make me some homemade pancakes (with bacon, of course), and I'll call you mom any time you want. ;)


Fuck you, get a job!Q!
You call it malt liquor, I call it breakfast.
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Postby knowmad » Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:32 pm

I wana make a bacon flavored baby!
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Postby kman » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:11 pm

K-mom wrote:
kman wrote:Make me some homemade pancakes (with bacon, of course), and I'll call you mom any time you want. ;)


Fuck you, get a job!Q!

Mom, is that you?!?!?
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Postby Miles » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:42 pm

pancake superiority complex :shock:
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Postby K-mom » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:51 pm

It's me!
Now get off the couch and get a job, ya deadbeat.
And fetch me some menthol cigarettes while yer out there!
Y'all knows how I loves my menthols ....
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Postby Nitevenus » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:14 pm

It figures..... another shake it up and squirt it....instant pancakification.
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Postby FIGJAM » Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:24 pm

Nitevenus wrote:It figures..... another shake it up and squirt it....instant pancakification.


Are we still talking about pancakes? :wink:
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:44 pm

How about some honest fried chicken and pancakes?


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Postby lucky420 » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:05 pm

Well as long as it's honest. Can't stand those lying liar chickens..
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