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Postby Shambala's troll » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:20 am

AntiM wrote:Go away you damn kids with your droopy drawers and your uncombed dirty hair and all that crap stuck in your face and why the hell do you have so many tattoos because only sailors and gangsters have tattoos and I'm not afraid of you because I have a gun in my closet and Jeebus in my heart get off my lawn turn that shit down quit playing ball in my driveway and get a job and buy some savings bonds and while you're at it join the damn army because they will make men of you and teach you the meaning of patriotism and loving our flag except for the wimmen who should be at home cooking your suppers and having your babies and leave my damn thread alone you all stink of patcholi a nd a rainbow is something beautiful not ugly in rags begging for a dime to spend on marujuwanna and banging those native drums like chimps on a bender

And stay the fuck out of my rv I worked hard for that all my life

If you ever have any second thoughts about mylarry, let me know. I'd like a haveatya. I think I'm in love! :D
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Postby Shambala's troll » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:48 am

Eric wrote:I wanna be a troll!!

Can I bike to Burning Man and will someone give me a ticket when I get there I'll give you a massage and I'll help you build your camp and I'm really really cool and we can talk about rainbows and sunsets and I make a really wicked kambucha and.... oh, pay for me, pay for me, even though I heard Burning Man totally sucks like the cops won't even let you do drugs and I heard that Daft Punk isn't playing and now that Opulent Temple doesn't have the corner where will I go for that great glowstick dome feeling.. does anyone have some money I can borrow 'cause I ran out of ice and the its so far to walk and if your going to center camp can you pick me up a mocha-latte without too much foam because the dust just sticks to it like it sticks to my bedding and I can't figure out how to keep clean- is it okay if I just pour my shower water on the playa and, hey, does your RV have a bathroom I can use I just need to tinkle or maybe poop a little bit but I swear its not much and why do you have an RV anyway- real Burners sleep in tents you just really don't "get" the event do you because you remove yourself from the playa and what do you mean I have to have a cup can't I just use one of yours I mean how am I supposed to know that I need to carry a cup and I swear I'm over 21 it says so right here on this photocopy ID I'm carrying I know the pictures a girl but I...um... had a sex change and do know where I can get some drugs maybe that art car over there with the sirens on top but they wouldn't give me a ride out to the Temple which is such a spiritual place I really can feel my chakras vibrate when I'm there don't you just love all the hot naked people I just don't understand why these old people have to put their saggy boobs on public display Hey can I have some of your water I forgot mine back in camp and I can't find my bike so I'm just going to grab this one because it's totally like a gift, say, do you want one of these chinese blinkies I got at Walmart- they're totally cool and some of them work..............

There is an initiation into trolldom, but based on your writing, you'll have no problem. You don't have an extra ticket you could give me, do you?
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Postby Elorrum » Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:52 am

Fucking say hi when you walk by, mmmk?
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Postby Sail Man » Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:12 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I7vPbthvWo[/youtube]


Oh Oh Oh!!!

Does this mean I can go shirt-cocking at my next BM?
And I wanna sit on AntiM's cooler without a towel!
And paint my tallywacker green like Gumby
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And take pictures of my Gumby riding on Crypto's chair, N tacked to AntiM's Home of Wayward Arts wall, N Ygmir holding my Gumby :oops: ,

Oh! And is it alright if my Gumby pee's on the playa?
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Postby ygmir » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:39 pm

Sail Man wrote:And take pictures of my Gumby riding on Crypto's chair, N tacked to AntiM's Home of Wayward Arts wall, N Ygmir holding my Gumby :oops: ,

Oh! And is it alright if my Gumby pee's on the playa?


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Postby swampdog » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:03 pm

Hey Ygmir, how do you like those goggles? I got a pair 'cause I like 'em but I doubt their effectiveness.

Sorry for thread drift. Lemme try to get back to it.

You know you're just ruining the playa, right? burning man causes pliya serpents big enough to flip a dodge neon right over at 30 mph!
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Postby MisaBlue » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:05 pm

Ha ha ha..I was just about to ask about the goggels!
I have none...where can I buy them on playa? Can I survive without any?
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Postby ygmir » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:12 pm

One rule, I live by:
never, apologize, or regreat, for thread drift.............bbwwwhahahahaa

the goggles worked great, IMHO. I wear contacts, and, they seemed to keep my eyes protected. Ski goggles, for me, worked a little better, but, not worth the bulk and discomfort.
the leather on these, with a little moisture, will form to your face pretty well, and, seal fine.
I use clear ski goggles for at night, if I need them.
one good Chinese thing, IMHO.......

Misa:
you can't buy goggles, or much of anything "on playa".......
you gotta get 'em ahead of time.
online, there are many sources for cheap ski goggles.
to me, they work well, and, are quite affordable.
also, many, including myself, bring extras, so.........

there are a couple of threads addressing goggles and such.
I'd suggest, you at all times, carry a good dust mask, and, a pair of goggles.....it a duster comes up, you don't have time to get to camp to get them.

water, too.
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Postby MisaBlue » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:25 pm

ygmir wrote:you can't buy goggles, or much of anything "on playa".......


But I am bringing my credit card...it has nice picture of outer space on it :)
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Postby ygmir » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:27 pm

MisaBlue wrote:
ygmir wrote:you can't buy goggles, or much of anything "on playa".......


But I am bringing my credit card...it has nice picture of outer space on it :)


you may get more, on the playa, using "the moon"........instead of your space credit card......

just sayin'.........
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Postby MisaBlue » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:35 pm

ygmir wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:
ygmir wrote:you can't buy goggles, or much of anything "on playa".......


But I am bringing my credit card...it has nice picture of outer space on it :)


you may get more, on the playa, using "the moon"........instead of your space credit card......

just sayin'.........


Are you trying some Hippie stuff on me, or what?

Gawd...where are some young and attractive people to get some answers!
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Postby Shambala's troll » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:40 pm

MisaBlue wrote:Gawd...where are some young and attractive people to get some answers!

I'm right here for you Misa. If things don't work out between me and AntiM, you're number 2 on my list!
Just for the record, "young and attractive" is my middle name! :D
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Postby MisaBlue » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:44 pm

Shambala's troll wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:Gawd...where are some young and attractive people to get some answers!

I'm right here for you Misa. If things don't work out between me and AntiM, you're number 2 on my list!
Just for the record, "young and attractive" is my middle name! :D


Isnt it like two middle names? That is cool, I have never met anyone with two middle names!

So, what picture is on your credit card?
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Postby AntiM » Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:24 pm

I have two nephews and a niece who all have two middle names, a regular name and a family name.

Now what are all you fucknuts doing on my thread? I have no place to park my Neon!

Shoo! Shoo! Go bother MDMF007.

And take your hands off my Pokey. Gumby was such a pussy, Pokey has flair.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:57 pm

I'm more of a Wallace and Grommet woman myself.
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Get a Taint, you pathetic cur!
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Postby burningquestions » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:43 am

This thread sucks.
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Postby Shambala's troll » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:49 am

burningquestions wrote:This thread sucks.

You're wrong!
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Postby AntiM » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:24 am

burningquestions wrote:This thread sucks.


Watch yer ass, hippie. You gifted it to mememememememe ME! No suckage here.
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Postby C.f.M. » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:56 am

hey so ia m looking for some 420 dudes to hang out with while i charge my phone in thie outlets at cetner camp....i hope my starbucks card works there, loldongz!!! can't wait for all the TITTAAAAYS!

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Postby Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:18 am

Can you believe this SHIT... walk away for a weekend and the whole thread goes to hell.

I heard my name invoked. AntiM?? HEY!!! Wanna split this 1.75 of Hornitos, sit back, watch the snark wars??

And what's with that smell? Damn, who let the fracking hippies in. Shit... gotta call the exterminator. And the fumigator. Bugs??? Ewwww.....

OK... riddle time. Buncha hippie scum start a thread, then abdicate it to the mods. Mods claim it. It's ours. Where do they bury the survuvors?

You DON'T, because we mods leave NO SURVIVORS.

Damnit, hand me the tequila - this is fun...
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Postby Boijoy » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:27 am

I'm looking for a camp that supplies meals. I'm willing to sing for my food. & I'm cute. ( shuudup Anti ) :)
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Postby Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:44 am

Sparkle Pony Camp, 1:00 and Zurich. Somewhere out there. Follow your nose to Smelly Hippie Camp. Or follow the railroad tracks, listen for the pretty horn...
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Postby ygmir » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:51 am

if you put your ear to the tracks, you can hear the train coming.

and, a little known fact:

"Inagoddadavida" (sp?) (Iron Butterfly) got the tune, from that exact sound........you gotta listen close, but, as the sound gets louder, you can totally hear the guitar riff and background........just wait for it.
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Postby Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:00 am

It doesn't work if the train is moving away, tho... and supposedly the faster the train is, the clearer the In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida effect is... pretty cool stuff.

They aso buried a 5 pound bag of glitter out there somewhere... I heard it's somewhere between Track tie # 376/1452 and 375/9937, and you can see the mark on the inside of the rail, but ya gotta look close to see it...



WHERE'S MY %*#@&$ TEQUILA, DAMNIT???
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Postby ygmir » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:01 am

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Postby AntiM » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:46 am

I have some Ciclon, which is dark rum with tequlia and lime. Good for shots or sipping at desert temps.

Just as long as I don't fall off my quad-runner.
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Postby Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:01 am

Sounds yummy - just the thing while watching the Troll Stroll to the tracks... I'll meet you there - look for the Dodge Neon with racing slicks and loud exhaust...
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Postby Fire_Moose » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:00 pm

I was gonna make an Ice~Moose profile to post in here...but then i decided it was more work then i wanted to do.


I like yer thread antim, is it an '08?
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Postby C.f.M. » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:04 pm

Meh. This thread was better last year.
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Postby bluesbob » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:17 pm

I've Unfriended this thread on Facebook.
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