It's time we stop deluding ourselves. Real life Burning Man is a completely unnecessary excuse to pollute our atmosphere.
Can we at least agree on that? Can you really say you care about the environment if you think it's OK to create huge amounts of pollution just for the sake of hedonism and drunkenness?
An outsider looking in might think you just don't really care a damn. No problem there, just don't be so fucking self righteous and call it for what it is. Pollution for the sake of self aggrandizing self indulgence.
But... Al Gore, the creator of the interwebs, and the example to us all on how we should live our lives, has given us a carbon neutral option.
We can follow his example and conduct our business and pleasure as he does. And that would be teleconferencing. Al is such a pioneering God!
With virtual BM, we would have no limits on what we could do. If you want to be naked, post that penis. If you want to get shit-faced, post that pic.