Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man

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Should Germans be banned from BM

Yes
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No
28
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Germs are Germs
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19%
They're OK if they're Gay!
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Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man

Postby Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:03 am

Well because they're Germans and everyone likes them especially the Gay ones!
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Postby C.f.M. » Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:11 am

Nein. Ohne Deutscher, du hast nichts!
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Postby Timezone LaFontaine » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:50 am

Ahem... I think the term you're looking for is "Gerpeople."
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:48 pm

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Postby oneeyeddick » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:08 pm

Germans make the best bondage racks in the world.

I say let em' in !!!
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Postby Jiva » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:19 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2IaFaJrmno[/youtube]


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Postby Glittering Clitoris » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:38 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2IaFaJrmno[/youtube]
That's one catchy tune!

I'm thinking more like this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9SA5pOg&feature=related[/youtube]

These are our people!

He dances like me

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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:44 pm

Wow. Haven't thought about Dieter in a while.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:41 pm

operation paperclip.


too late AIIZ....we're here, and we're not queer.


not that there's anything wrong with it.


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Postby teardropper » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:56 pm

It's the French I am worried about.
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Postby TomServo » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:43 pm

Go fuck yourself! Not not sure how that translates into a "yes" or "no", but Go fuck yourself! Siehen sie sich bitte ganz aus! Wanker...
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Postby ygmir » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:18 pm

TomServo wrote:Go fuck yourself! Not not sure how that translates into a "yes" or "no", but Go fuck yourself! Siehen sie sich bitte ganz aus! Wanker...


*waits for AZ's witty response*..........
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Postby Mister Satan » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:35 pm

Who doesn't love Dopplebock, lederhosen, Leicas, and genocide?
And let's not forget about the sausage!
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Postby Thecatman » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:21 pm

[/quote="teardropper"]It's the French I am worried about.[/quote]I'm worried about anybody in this country ileagally :x : French, Brit, Mexican, A-Rab, Portugeese, Chicom...German? Especially Mexicans and A-Rabs

I'm of German decent so heil Hitler and all that jazz. Just wish I knew the language.
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Postby Thecatman » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:22 pm

teardropper wrote:It's the French I am worried about.
I'm worried about anybody in this country ileagally :x : French, Brit, Mexican, A-Rab, Portugeese, Chicom...German? Especially Mexicans and A-Rabs

I'm of German decent so heil Hitler and all that jazz. Just wish I knew the language.
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Postby Mister Satan » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:31 pm

What is more lovely than the spoken German language? The delicate voice of the Biergarten, sausage making, and schiesse porn. What sounds could be sweeeter?
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Postby TomServo » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:53 pm

Mister Satan wrote:Who doesn't love Dopplebock, lederhosen, Leicas, and genocide?
And let's not forget about the sausage!


I love lederhosen! Gonocide, not so much. Its un-amerikan...we kill everyone.
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Postby TomServo » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:58 pm

Mister Satan wrote:What is more lovely than the spoken German language? The delicate voice of the Biergarten, sausage making, and schiesse porn. What sounds could be sweeeter?


I love the German language! Its a hell of a lot more interesting than certain U.S. dialects. And certainly in bed. Maybe its a fetish....?
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Postby Mister Satan » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:12 pm

Deutschland gets a bad rap because of that Hitler chap. But truth be told he wasn't even a proper German. He was just some vegetarian low life from Austria.

Germans make some excellent biers and should be allowed on the playa.
The evil vegetarians that put people in death camps should be banned.
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Postby TomServo » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:26 pm

Mister Satan wrote:Deutschland gets a bad rap because of that Hitler chap. But truth be told he wasn't even a proper German. He was just some vegetarian low life from Austria.

Germans make some excellent biers and should be allowed on the playa.
The evil vegetarians that put people in death camps should be banned.


Yeah, the "little lieutenant" really fucked things up for the germans. And, he only had one testicle! What kind of leader is that?
My great grandfather defected to the U.S. pre or during WW1, but were plenty of family still in Germany. And they never lost contact. What a fucked up image that little fuckwad donated to Germany! And I know he wasn't the only one..but what a horrible curse to put upon an entire country.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:13 am

TomServo wrote:
Mister Satan wrote:Deutschland gets a bad rap because of that Hitler chap. But truth be told he wasn't even a proper German. He was just some vegetarian low life from Austria.

Germans make some excellent biers and should be allowed on the playa.
The evil vegetarians that put people in death camps should be banned.


Yeah, the "little lieutenant" really fucked things up for the germans. And, he only had one testicle! What kind of leader is that?
My great grandfather defected to the U.S. pre or during WW1, but were plenty of family still in Germany. And they never lost contact. What a fucked up image that little fuckwad donated to Germany! And I know he wasn't the only one..but what a horrible curse to put upon an entire country.

Be scared of Austrian executives. Marie Antoinette? Hapsburg. California's goverer slowly running the state into ruin? Ganz.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:30 am

you cannot blame texas for JFK's death.

you cannot blame the Germans for simply being human.


it's convenient, i know, but it's wrong.


every nation, every culture has the potentiality for evil, Amerika is no different.

we slaughtered the native amerikans, we committed genocide in the phillipines and regardless of the rationale, we obliterated two major cities in japan.

So, get over yourselves people, we are all killers.


deal with it.
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:39 am

I habe eine neues dirndl fur Alchemy. Hoffenlich, ich werde Liederhosen finden...und Spass machen.

Rammstein? Die Toten Hosen! "Zehn kleine Jagermeister war nicht gar allein..."

Ich spreche - aber nicht schreiben so gut - Bayerisch.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:47 am

Nein, nein und nein!

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Deutschland uber Alles!
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:49 am

Mit Stolz.
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:11 am

Mit currywurst und brotchen. Und Stefan Raab. ECHT!

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Oder K2. Classisch!

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Postby H.G.Crosby » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:46 pm

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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:01 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayOr5wd219Q[/youtube]

That was actually a smash hit over there...
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Postby Sail Man » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:25 pm

Ban the Germans?!? Are you fucking kidding? Considering the theme is Metropolis, the least we could do is roll out the red carpet for Kraftwerk and they're brethrens...

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Postby Mister Satan » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:16 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Be scared of Austrian executives. Marie Antoinette? Hapsburg. California's goverer slowly running the state into ruin? Ganz.


I am not a big fan of the Governator (as a politician) but California has been on the road to ruin for a long time. Over spending and over taxing were already problems when I lived there back in the Bronze Age.

As for Marie Antoinette. Like so many women in history her story was twisted so far from the truth it is no longer recognizable. You could say the same thing about Cleopatra VII. The French Revolution was a joke. Why cut the head off your king if you are going to replace him with a dictator? At least the king was French, unlike Napoleon.

Maybe we should ban the French? Not all of them, just set a quota. I am rather fond of a Franco-Chinese girl living in Plaisir. So maybe we could let all the people from Plaisir have first crack at purchasing tickets? After that we could work on limiting the negative influence of the cheese eating decapitators wandering around the play with their guillotine art installations.

My mind wanders. Back to the Germans!
Sure the Nazis were evil but they had a really keen sense of fashion. They may have dabbled in genocide, but they looked sharp doing it! Stalinist Russia was much more into to mass murder than Nazi Germany but they dressed like a bunch of peasants at a garage sale. Which is ironic because when I go to a Russian establishment here in Dallas the Russian ladies are always much better dressed than American women.

I think that we should ban vegetarians from Austria. Especially if they do not drink alcohol and are suspected of being 1/4 Jewish. Ditto for any Austrian that dropped out of art school.
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