Should the British be Banned from BM?

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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:06 pm

303jewels wrote:Whats a Maginot line?

I'm English.

Jesus Christ on a Popsicle Stick!!!!

This is something I'd expect the English to get and the Americans to have no clue about!

It's sandwiched somewhere in between the invasion of Poland and the miracle at Dunkirk.

And the meaning of it is never fix your guns so that they can't shoot back the other way.

maybe

IMAGINE ME IN THE MAGINOT LINE
(Gifford / Cliffe / George Formby)

George Formby


You should see me out in France wearing my tin hat
With shot and shell it's worse than – well it's even worse than that
Now imagine me in the Maginot Line
Sitting on a mine in the Maginot Line
Now it's turned out nice again
The Army life is fine
French girls make a fuss of me
I'm not French as you can see
But I know what they mean when they say "oui, oui"
Down on the Maginot Line

Now imagine me in the Maginot Line
Sitting on a mine in the Maginot Line
Now it's turned out nice again
The Army life is fine
The enemy we had to chase
But my gun got out of place
I went and shot the Colonel in the base
Down on the Maginot Line

(Ukulele Break)

Now imagine me in the Maginot Line
Sitting on a mine in the Maginot Line
Now it's turned out nice again
The Army life is fine
At night, myself to sleep I sing
To my old tin hat I cling
I have to use it now for everything
Down on the Maginot Line

Now imagine me in the Maginot Line
Sitting on a mine in the Maginot Line
Now it's turned out nice again
The Army life is fine
Suddenly a pain I felt
A doctor on my tummy knelt
He slapped a poultice underneath my belt
Right on the Maginot Line

(Ukulele Break)

Now imagine me in the Maginot Line
Sitting on a mine in the Maginot Line
Now it's turned out nice again
The Army life is fine
Hitler can't kid us a lot
His secret weapon's tommyrot
But you ought to see what the sergeant's got
Down on the Maginot Line,
Down on the Maginot Line.
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Postby TomServo » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:58 pm

303jewels wrote:Whats a Maginot line?

I'm English.

You all loved me.

Thanks.

Laters.

Banning Americans would probably be the first thing on my agenda.

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Your a Brit? Than you'll love this! The Maginot line was a brilliant line of defense, built by the french, after WW1. Unfortunately, it didn't cover the entire border. So in WW2 th Germans simply went around it. And...as all the guns were fixed towards Germany, they couldn't fire back at the invading German army. If it makes you feel better, I love meeting Brits at B.M. wasn't knocking you.
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Postby 303jewels » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:08 pm

[quote="theCryptofishist"][quote="303jewels"]Whats a Maginot line?

I'm English.
[/quote]
Jesus Christ on a Popsicle Stick!!!!

This is something I'd expect the English to get and the Americans to have no clue about!



At first I was thinking - maybe I really ought to know what a Maginot line is.

And then I thought, fuck that, I MUST be Jesus Christ! as I have to stick frozen popsicles up my bum to soothe my Proctalgia Fugax.

(you'll have fun looking that up, I failed English as well as History)
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:46 pm

303jewels wrote:
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303jewels wrote:Whats a Maginot line?

I'm English.

Jesus Christ on a Popsicle Stick!!!!

...

(you'll have fun looking that up, I failed English as well as History)

Dang, can the English fail English? I think we're getting into wormhole territory.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:49 am

don't go there fishy, you'll only find pasty skin, bad teeth, and boiled meat pies with chilled red wine.


and an unparalleled sense of superiority and entitlement.



a worm hole, indeed.
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Postby 303jewels » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:25 am

[quote="Simon of the Playa"]don't go there fishy, you'll only find pasty skin, bad teeth, and boiled meat pies with chilled red wine.


and an unparalleled sense of superiority and entitlement.



a worm hole, indeed.[/quote]

In response to Roberto Dobbisanos' original question, Yes ALL English people that meet Simon of the Playa's description should most deffinately be banned from BM. They should also be banned from England!

However, the English with half a brain spray their pasty skin golden brown, spunk a fortune on dentistry and drink Chateau Nuef de Pape.
(I actually decanted mine at the Burn and drank it from a real wine glass -though I did guzzle Chablis from the bottle but, thats OK!!! as I was upside down at the time)

WTF is a boiled meat pie? Do we really have those? How the fuck do you know all this shit?????

Is this what they teach you in your schools? - In ours they taught us how to blow stuff up, run fast and something about the dangers of recreational drugs (Sounds like a full lifestyle to me!)
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:29 am

Is this what they teach you in your schools? - In ours they taught us how to blow stuff up, run fast and something about recreational drugs (Sounds like a full lifestyle to me!)



ok, we'll let you in as an exception as long as you bring TWO big bosomed salt of the earth lassies with you.
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Postby 303jewels » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:38 am

That'll be my two sisters then, they are both tarts and nymphs. Oh and over 40, you think you can handle them? They where both glamour models and they both say fuck a lot, there breasts used to be real but are now enhanced - they still feel good!!!

Still wanna let me 'in'?
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Postby 303jewels » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:39 am

That'll be my two sisters then, they are both tarts and nymphs. Oh and over 40, you think you can handle them? They where both glamour models and they both say fuck a lot, there breasts used to be real but are now enhanced - they still feel good!!!

Still wanna let me 'in'?
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Postby Boijoy » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:22 am

ewwwwwww he felt his sisters breasts.. can I get in on that?? :shock:
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:38 am

well he passes the kinky litmus test, why the hell not....welcome home you limey bastard.
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Postby 303jewels » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:25 pm

[quote="Roberto Dobbisano"]well he passes the kinky litmus test, why the hell not....welcome home you limey bastard.[/quote]

Limey Bastard!!! ....Piss off cunt!












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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:57 pm

Piss off cunt!




oooooh, it's that accent that makes it so sexy....
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:42 pm

And I was so hoping to hear the term "minge." I don't know if it's British, but I'll always think of it so because of the accent.
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Postby ygmir » Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:37 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:And I was so hoping to hear the term "minge." I don't know if it's British, but I'll always think of it so because of the accent.

I believe they use it in an episode of "South Park" about Oprah........
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Postby gyre » Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:10 pm

British humour.
It's not all Jerome K. Jerome.

Fringe or minge?
http://www2.b3ta.com/gash-or-tash/
Alternate titles for the game-

Gash or tash?
Beard or clam?
Fanny or facial?
Fringe or minge?

Can you tell?
Can you spot the difference?

Is it a gash?

Or is it...

a tash?



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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:36 pm

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:And I was so hoping to hear the term "minge." I don't know if it's British, but I'll always think of it so because of the accent.

I believe they use it in an episode of "South Park" about Oprah........

Where do think I picked it up?
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Postby ygmir » Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:36 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:And I was so hoping to hear the term "minge." I don't know if it's British, but I'll always think of it so because of the accent.

I believe they use it in an episode of "South Park" about Oprah........

Where do think I picked it up?


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Postby Mister Satan » Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:20 pm

skygnome777 wrote:Damn Canadians too?


Canadians are essentially British Lite (27% less unexplainable sense of superiority) with better teeth and but inferior beer.
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Postby Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:15 am

Make them pack up their dull art and ship them off with the germans

Unless they bring beer, 4 full kegs if it's ale!


Why less keg then the germans because their beer is lower in calories and alcohol!

So lighten up you brits
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Postby Mister Satan » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:16 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Why less keg then the germans because their beer is lower in calories and alcohol!


Thou art either drunk or ignorant of Oktoberfest!
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Postby Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:08 pm

Mister Satan wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Why less keg then the germans because their beer is lower in calories and alcohol!


Thou art either drunk or ignorant of Oktoberfest!
OK I retract that statement!

They both must bring 5 kegs
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