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Postby we0ne » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:33 pm

It is a well known fact that giving information on the true scripts of Bacon can only be done by one who has been born and raised Canadian. Any Canucks chiming in??? I thought not. As of yet I have only read tidbits of advice and experiences obviously not from the north, but rather from those who long to become one with the peameal.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:22 pm

You shut up about the sacred peameal.

We0One is just talking nonsense, la-la-la!
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Postby goathead » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:49 am

I heard Canadains can make some tastey bacon.

If you butcher them right.

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Postby Deb Prothero » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:04 pm

weOne; sHHH, Canadian peameal bacon is a real treat to be experienced on the playa. The biggest problem us Canucks have is getting it past the damn border guards.

Any advice on how to bribe them so we can get the peameal to Nevada would be much appreciated. Geepers, you'd think it was marijuana the way they swarm on the peameal.
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Quote of the now

Postby Jiva » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:14 am

"If you ask me, the key to victory on any of these shows comes down to one factor: bacon. Whichever contestant puts bacon in the dish invariably seems to win."

--Michael Pollan, on "Iron Chef America" and related TV shows
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:05 am

It's the only way to counteract Shatner's ham.
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Postby flipper » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:23 pm

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Postby shroom » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:38 pm

I was wondering about the bacon. How much bacon should one bring to share to their first burn?
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Postby ygmir » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:51 pm

shroom wrote:I was wondering about the bacon. How much bacon should one bring to share to their first burn?


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Postby shroom » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:04 pm

lol! I'll see what I can do.
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Postby ygmir » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:10 pm

hurry, I gotta know by 3 pm, Aug 1st................
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Re: Quote of the now

Postby Gearrob » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:26 am

Jiva wrote:"If you ask me, the key to victory on any of these shows comes down to one factor: bacon. Whichever contestant puts bacon in the dish invariably seems to win."

--Michael Pollan, on "Iron Chef America" and related TV shows


Did you see Top Chef this week? One of the loosing dishes was in the botom because of bacon. The incredualty in Toms voice when he said that they actualy made the dish worse by adding bacon was priceless.
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Postby Jiva » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:01 pm

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Postby geospyder » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:49 pm

Bacon will save you
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win.

Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon!

Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon

â—¦Delicious bacon, canned, so it has a 10+ year shelf life.
â—¦Approx. 18 servings per can (1 serving = 3 slices of bacon).
â—¦Net Wt.: 9oz


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Postby SageV » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:04 pm

Hee, hormel sells this in plastic bags that don't go bad until you open them for a fraction of the price that are playa-terrific and sold at costco (a bit thin though). Though the can is priceless.
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Postby shroom » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:05 pm

How about some bacon cinnamon rolls?

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Postby Z » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:38 pm

The equation is pretty obviously:

Bacon = Happy.

D'uh.
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Postby zachass » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:45 pm

Treat people like you want to be treated. Really...it's simple and it actually works
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Postby zachass » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:51 pm

Dinner!

And, Dessert!

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Postby Speedbump » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:21 pm

Seriously. Come on man, its freakin' BACON for Christ's sake. B-A-C-O-N!!!! -- Maybe followed by Johnsonville Brats boiled in PBR!
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Postby Jackass » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:28 pm

Speedbump wrote:Seriously. Come on man, its freakin' BACON for Christ's sake. B-A-C-O-N!!!! -- Maybe followed by Johnsonville Brats boiled in PBR!


Mmmm, now that sounds proper!! Oh yeah, that girl featured above looks pretty good too, wouldn't be turning that meal down
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Postby MistressSybs » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:10 pm

Favorite Flipside camp of 09 - chocolate cake, bacon and creepy hugs!

Favorite event at the event previously known as decomp (Flipside's) Breakfast with Paige... who prepared her bacon with peaches... all cooked on stage in the nude... while she urged people to come suck her juices (all bacony and peachy) LOL
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Postby capjbadger » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:00 pm

Jackass wrote:
Speedbump wrote:Seriously. Come on man, its freakin' BACON for Christ's sake. B-A-C-O-N!!!! -- Maybe followed by Johnsonville Brats boiled in PBR!


Mmmm, now that sounds proper!! Oh yeah, that girl featured above looks pretty good too, wouldn't be turning that meal down

AFTER she's showered. Forgive me, but raw bacon crotch just doesn't sound like a good time. ;)

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Postby capjbadger » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:20 pm

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Postby junglesmacks » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:20 pm

capjbadger wrote:AFTER she's showered. Forgive me, but raw bacon crotch just doesn't sound like a good time. ;)

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Speak for yourself, my fellow bakkonian. After gazing wistfully at that picture for longer than I care to admit, there are few things that I wouldn't eat out of her crotch. Just sayin'..
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Postby capjbadger » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:42 am

junglesmacks wrote:
capjbadger wrote:AFTER she's showered. Forgive me, but raw bacon crotch just doesn't sound like a good time. ;)

-Badger


Speak for yourself, my fellow bakkonian. After gazing wistfully at that picture for longer than I care to admit, there are few things that I wouldn't eat out of her crotch. Just sayin'..

With the way her ribs are sticking out, looks like she might need to eat the bacon rather than wearing it. ;)

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Postby chris2010 » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:17 am

Hey! I don't like all this Bacon talk! I belong to P.E.T.A....
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It's making me Hungry! :shock: Now give me some BACON!!!
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Postby bluesbob » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:18 am

The long sobs of the violins of Autumn,
Wounds my heart with monotonous languor.
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Postby chris2010 » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:30 am

bluesbob wrote:The long sobs of the violins of Autumn,
Wounds my heart with monotonous languor.

by Paul Verlaine (1844-1896) , "Chanson d'automne", from Poèmes saturniens, in Paysages tristes, no. 5, published 1866
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