Premature defenestration

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Premature defenestration

Postby Bob » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:35 pm

Apple buckets. Apple ladders. Apples on the head. Apples bending off the branches.

Apple juice. Apple pie. Apple fritters. Apple whatever.

Apples with little smiley faces. Apple dolls. Apple ben-wah balls. Apple guns. Fall isn't even here, I've only gone through five of the trees, and I have places to go. Things to do. People to see.

Your thoughts?
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Re: Premature defenestration

Postby PJ » Wed Sep 10, 2003 4:28 pm

Bob wrote:Apple buckets. Apple ladders. Apples on the head. Apples bending off the branches.

Apple juice. Apple pie. Apple fritters. Apple whatever.

Apples with little smiley faces. Apple dolls. Apple ben-wah balls. Apple guns. Fall isn't even here, I've only gone through five of the trees, and I have places to go. Things to do. People to see.

Your thoughts?


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Postby Jane Eric » Wed Sep 10, 2003 4:57 pm

How can I not reply? How can I sit idly by? How can I have nothing to say? How can I bite my tongue? How can I be silent? How can I keep my two cents?

I have my own apple trees, that's how.
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Postby nipples » Thu Sep 11, 2003 9:30 am

it's got to be a trick
there must surely be a catch
why would they just hang there, getting bigger, more red?

"eat me" in all innosense do they say
no!

"eat me whole you greedy fuck"
more likely is the hope
that you will carry them forward
with intestinal fortitude
splat them on the ground

or perhaps more cunning still than that
to incorporate them within your very being
a life-force exchanging places within your own

extricating you, replaced with jonathan

as cows have tamed the farmer
extending their waking life with care
seeping milk within mouths of babes
exchanging gladly any care that they are taken
but what is shared in truth you pretend not to know

the cow
the apple
both
set upon
me
heavily
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Postby nipples » Sun Sep 14, 2003 2:06 am

my papa loves me
i thought there was an apple
fallen sure to rise
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Postby nipples » Sun Sep 14, 2003 3:29 am

if you have never eaten an apple before,
may i suggest that you peel it
or shall i suggest that you bite it
or should i suggest nothing at all
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Postby Booker » Sun Sep 14, 2003 8:03 am

the apple of my eye
one moment to the next it roves
each flash of red grabs another moment
wanna see, hold, know, own them all
consume the juicy flesh
promised by the reddening globe
enjoying bruises, bumps
spots where birds have prospected
right along with the rest
insects extra protein
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Postby TestesInSac » Sun Sep 14, 2003 10:51 am

Instead of apples, I have jujube trees. Taste and texture a lot like apples, and abundant!
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Postby DVD Burner » Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:36 am

Hummmmm,



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Big apple

Postby spyral » Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:29 am

New york, new york
Start spreading the news, I’m leaving today
I want to be a part of it - new york, new york
These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it - new york, new york
I wanna wake up in a city, that doesn’t sleep
And find I’m king of the hill - top of the heap
These little town blues, are melting away
I’ll make a brand new start of it - in old new york
If I can make it there, I’ll make it anywhere
It’s up to you - new york, new york
New york, new york
I want to wake up in a city, that never sleeps
And find I’m a number one - top of the list, king of the hill
These little town blues, are melting away
I’m gonna make a brand new start of it - in old new york
And if I can make it there, I’m gonna make it anywhere
It up to you - new york new york
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Postby ZenRascal » Fri Mar 12, 2004 12:00 pm

Apple
Hmmmmm
Ap-ple
App pull
... removing software?
... in Redmond?
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Postby juanicoheal » Fri Mar 12, 2004 12:52 pm

REDMOND, Washington
Washington Apples
Granny Smith
Smith-Rite dumpster
Stir the pot
Pot ato
Potato eyes
eye lash
lash out
outlast
outwit
outplay
playground
ground water
water bottle
bottle rocket
rocket ship
Cruise ship
Tom Cruz
Tom & Jerry
Jerry Garcia
Grateful Dead
Dead Ringer
Ring around the tub
Tub-a
Oom pa pa
Papa Smurf
Smurf Surf
Surf Board
Boardwalk
Monopoly
polyester
ester williams
william the conquerer
conquer you fears
cape fear
caped crusader
batman
man-o-war
jelly fish
apple jelly
washington apples
REDMOND, Washington
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