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Postby PJ » Sat Sep 13, 2003 12:17 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:i specifically don't have kids so i can have sex instead.


Yet Nature intended it all to work pretty much exactly the opposite way.
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Postby Ivy » Sat Sep 13, 2003 12:23 pm

i specifically don't have kids so i can have sex instead.


Second that.
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Postby Halo Joe » Sat Sep 13, 2003 1:55 pm

Ivy wrote:
i specifically don't have kids so i can have sex instead.


Second that.


No comment ... ya sex-starved phreaks.
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Postby III » Sat Sep 13, 2003 2:05 pm

i'm not sex starved.
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Postby Lydia Love » Sat Sep 13, 2003 2:48 pm

i'm not sex starved.


me neither

got me some today followed by toasted bagels and cream cheese

all and all a pretty fanfuckingtastic saturday
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Postby Booker » Sat Sep 13, 2003 2:48 pm

RebA! you're a sick woman. I just love that about you.

And Clandy: Tease!
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Postby Ivy » Sat Sep 13, 2003 3:58 pm

I'd say it's feast or famine for me and right now I'm feasting pretty well.
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Postby Lydia Love » Sat Sep 13, 2003 5:09 pm

Fuck! I hate being a fucking landlord.

My tenants always end up owing us money and getting all ... weird.

They are half moved out down there and just... sprayed fucking christmas flocking all over the windows for some unknown, unknowable fucking reason. And considering all the other weirdness over the past year I am seriously considering sleeping with my hammer next to my pillow.

Fuckity fucking fuck fuck
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Postby jaywalker » Sat Sep 13, 2003 6:23 pm

your all deviants!
your judgement is a little off at this time- Peking Noodle Co. fortune cookie
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Postby Lydia Love » Sat Sep 13, 2003 7:03 pm

your all deviants!


Yeah. So?
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Postby webbery » Sat Sep 13, 2003 7:21 pm

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Postby que.f.o. » Sat Sep 13, 2003 7:48 pm

So here I am, at my Fucking Job, obviously not working to fucking hard. Loving the thread topic since it coincides amazingly well with our camp name. We started Q.F.O. camp this year. That would be Quality Fucking Off camp. We don't just go to the playa to have a god time. We approach it with intent. We plan on having a major, totally Quality Fucking good time. Funny enough, it always seems to work out too. Unfortunately, quality fucking was not part of it, but what the FUCK. Oh yeah, before I forget, Fuck Yer Day eplayans.

P.S. PJ, you fucking slay me on a regular basis. A sense of humor to be proud of. So go fuck yourself and have an amazing day. Flames forever.
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Postby antron » Sat Sep 13, 2003 8:08 pm

it's fucking hot here in the bay area.

i went to the boat show in oakland to cool off by the bay, and had the strongest urge to take off my clothes and walk the docks.

so i came home and took off all my fucking clothes
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Postby que.f.o. » Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:44 pm

By the way, obviously I fucked up again, second year in a row, and didn't make it to the meet and greet. Too fucked up, to fucking early in the day. Someday I might just fucking learn. On the other hand, our tequila was almost gone by Thurs. Lots of agave sluts in our camp who didn't bring any. Fucking mooches but loved each and every one of them. They did provide lots of other social lubricants (no PJ, not the water soluble kind) though.

Burn the Fucking Man!!
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Postby notthat1 » Sat Sep 13, 2003 10:56 pm

What the FUCK!!!Can't say it,can't do it.
Everyone has the opportunity for greatness, not fame, but greatness, for greatness only requires service--Martin Luther King Jr
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Postby nipples » Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:18 am

why fuck when you can make love to a bowl of fuck
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Postby nipples » Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:51 am

o.k., let's say you are fucking (this is hypothetical after all), and it is so good with the two (just two?) of you, that it keeps going.

a long time.

no, longer than that.


longer than ever & ever, so long you realize not that you are thirsty, or some other minor calamity, but so long that people start looking for you.

that long.

so you two (et al), are you fucking prepared?

could you carry off such a prolonged fuck, fending off bill collectors at first until realizing that you simply have to "do the bills" as you fuck, if only to stop these senseless interuptions to a continued shared moment of special consideration?

could you sustain a three, four or even six month fuck?

now, with help from our good freinds at FuckSmith lenders,
you CAN be provided for in the event of even a "hundred year" fuck.
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Postby TestesInSac » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:03 am

Lydia Love wrote:And considering all the other weirdness over the past year I am seriously considering sleeping with my hammer next to my pillow.

Fuckity fucking fuck fuck


I do. But my hammer is a .40 S&W. Good fer nailin' what's ailin' ya!

Oh, and I had a fucking, rocking, good time today. Started the firearms training process for my current girlfriend today, followed by a light meal, followed by a massage, followed by, well, what the fuck's this thread about, anyway?
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Postby nipples » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:33 am

these huge fucking balls
some admit eclipse & run
others are crushed
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Postby TestesInSac » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:39 am

Small genitalia
can penetrate any stone,
with velocity.
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Postby Lydia Love » Sun Sep 14, 2003 9:48 am

hammer is a .40 S&W


Ya, well. I don't like guns in a pretty serious way.
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WHAT THE FUCK!????!!

Postby thoughtsurfer » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:32 pm

Who the Fuck told Y'all that you could go and Fuck up my Fucking work day by Fucking rattling on about Fucking or lack there-of??? FUCK!
Now I'm all hot and bothered and Fucking regretting the miserable fact that I didn't get to Fuck my Playa-fuck on the Fucking "FUCK" when I had the chance! Instead we got Fucking sidetracked Fucking in the Fucking "Glory Hole!" No one even came to see us Fucking! What the Fuck good is that? (Although the guys that built it did stop us when we were walking away, and asked if we enjoyed their fucking creation! :oops: ) Of course we Fucking did! FUCKING GLORIOUS!
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Postby Kinetic » Sun Sep 14, 2003 2:52 pm

que.f.o. wrote:By the way, obviously I fucked up again, second year in a row, and didn't make it to the meet and greet. Too fucked up, to fucking early in the day. Someday I might just fucking learn. On the other hand, our tequila was almost gone by Thurs. Lots of agave sluts in our camp who didn't bring any. Fucking mooches but loved each and every one of them. They did provide lots of other social lubricants (no PJ, not the water soluble kind) though.

Burn the Fucking Man!!


At least I wasn't the only one who fucked up and missed the meet and greet, and who missed out on seeing the lovely Ivy, Precipitate, and all the other interesting characters. I did get to meet some of them at greeter training which was fucking cool.

The one thing that shocked me and still does is PJ...Zane I had seen pix of but PJ didn't even come close to the visual I had in mind. Of course Tiara blew me away with her appearance, and I got to meet Lydia and so many others. And of course I got to try Reba's totally fucking awesome, unfucking believable Playa Pale Ale, that is totally fucking underrated as the best beverage available on the entire fucking beautiful playa.
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Postby Badger » Sun Sep 14, 2003 3:06 pm

And of course I got to try Reba's totally fucking awesome, unfucking believable Playa Pale Ale, that is totally fucking underrated as the best beverage available on the entire fucking beautiful playa.



Shhhhhssssshhhh.

If you get too many of these folks pining for The Brewed Goodness you reduce our chances of scoring again. BTW, Ms RebA's Christmas Ale had me swooning during the long nights of winter this past year.
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Postby RebA! » Sun Sep 14, 2003 3:10 pm

Y'all are just fucking buttering me up thinking if you praise me enough you will get some more fuckin beer outta me.

Some of you will have to fuckin wait til next year. However I am almost sure a carepackage of winter brew will journey fucking illegally to SF this year.
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Postby Badger » Sun Sep 14, 2003 3:15 pm

However I am almost sure a carepackage of winter brew will journey fucking illegally to SF this year.


<lying down on my fainting couch fanning myself>
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Postby PJ » Sun Sep 14, 2003 4:52 pm

Kinetic wrote:...shocked...I had seen pix but PJ didn't even come close to the visual I had in mind.


I keep telling those assholes at the FBI that the pictures they sent to all the Post Offices don't do me justice.
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Postby Kinetic » Sun Sep 14, 2003 5:13 pm

RebA! wrote:Y'all are just fucking buttering me up thinking if you praise me enough you will get some more fuckin beer outta me.

Some of you will have to fuckin wait til next year. However I am almost sure a carepackage of winter brew will journey fucking illegally to SF this year.


Reba, I'm too far away to get any beer from you so all I can offer are compliments..in all dead seriousness that was THE BEST BEER I've ever had. No bull. And it's worth waiting a year for.
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Postby Das Bus » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:19 am

Fuck You! Fuck me! Fuck everyone!
My fucking best burn ever has turned into the worst burn ever. Don't think I'm ever going back again. Nothing fucking matters anymore. Stick a fork in me,I'm done!!!!!!!
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Postby Spokes » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:55 am

My fucking best burn ever has turned into the worst burn ever.

Geeze! Say it isn't so.
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