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Re: Fuck!

Postby lucky420 » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:06 pm

let's have a drink in the desert and I can tell some great fucking stories
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Jovankat » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:15 pm

She showed up unannounced less that 24 hours after refusing to answer his reasonable request to know when she was coming and took everything in the kitchen and didn't even bother to warn him he wouldn't be able to have dinner when he got home. She's staying with her boyfriend, he has his own plates and cutlery, she didn't need them. She took the more annoying things she possibly could have in the house.

Also I've seen the email she just sent him. Trust me, she's being a fucking cunt. And if she's got our tickets that I paid for there is no other fucking side to that story.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby maryanimal » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:49 pm

Jovankat, I'm sorry to hear of the fucking issues with your bf and his soon to be ex. Unfortunately it happens. There's nothing you can do about it. I know it's aggravating but maybe he should change the locks on his doors. Divorces can get really ugly depending on the reason for the divorce. My unsolicited advice, don't get caught up in the drama.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby unjonharley » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:56 pm

In my daughters case, he started grabbing everything.. I told her to keep track and add it all up.. When the divorce come up.. He wanted half of what was left.. He got shit.. Even ended up have to give the sport car back... He was fucked..
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Re: Fuck!

Postby lucky420 » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:01 pm

Jovankat wrote:
Also I've seen the email she just sent him. Trust me, she's being a fucking cunt. And if she's got our tickets that I paid for there is no other fucking side to that story.



Well yeah the tickets. If she's got the tix all bets are off. You can always eat with your fingers but the tickets, no fucking way.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby AntiM » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:48 pm

Sea story time. We had a friend stationed in Japan who married a horrible woman while was home on leave after going to a stateside C school. He was a bit older, soft-spoken and quite gentlemanly. So we were really surprised when he was bragging about his new stripper wife, who "had only been dancing to make ends meet". Yeah? Why was she wearing a diamond encrusted gold Krugerrand around her neck from one of her exes?
When we met her, yikes. Could not believe how ugly and uncouth she was. I threw her out of my home during a party, and that takes a lot of uncouth. She began cheating on him as soon as she could. He filed for early return of dependent. Our department head was a booger and made him come on on the day the household goods were packed out, even though our guy had gotten permission to have the entire day off. By the time this poor sap took the train to base and back again, she had packed out everything except the futon and his clothes. Bitch even took all the lightbulbs and the toilet paper. And then she tried to get child support when she got pregnant by her new lover!

Fuck, I have a burning hatred for spouses who are petty.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby unjonharley » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:07 pm

My son married and had a boy.. His old lady started running around.. The excon she took up with(and got knocked up) told her to kick my son out and keep everything..

My son is a disabled navy service man.. So badly disabled hr has a conserver that handle his moneys.. The conserver claimed all household as own by the governments including the kid.. Seeing as they had payed for all of it.. He and Dan are doing great and fuck her.. The con went back to prison..
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Re: Fuck!

Postby lucky420 » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:12 pm

I have an ex husband who was a fucking sumbitch


We all even now?
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Re: Fuck!

Postby chuckularone » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:31 pm

lucky420 wrote:I have an ex husband who was a fucking sumbitch


We all even now?


Yup, I won't even mention my second Ex-wife. (Yes, the first one was my fault. The second one... I chose... Poorly.)
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Re: Fuck!

Postby maryanimal » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:44 pm

after some crap I went through with both exes, I'm friends with both of them...I've decided not to marry again. Now were even Jonsi! hehehe :wink:
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Lonesomebri » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:54 pm

All my ex's were angels, beautiful women. The ones who didn't die left for better men. And don't think that doesn't hurt.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:23 am

All my exes changed their sexes. It was fucking bewildering, I'll tell you.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby lucky420 » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:16 pm

Glad my ex lives in n. Dakota. He still pines for me (even though he remarried for 10 yrs & divorced again). I've told him "been there, done that" and "you need to look towards your future, blah, blah, blah". I don't answer his calls very often. I don't have to.



He's fucking delusional
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Re: Fuck!

Postby unjonharley » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:26 pm

Sex with the ex.. What fucking fun..
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Re: Fuck!

Postby chuckularone » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:49 pm

unjonharley wrote:Sex with the ex.. What fucking fun..


Egads! NO!
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Ratty » Sun Jul 06, 2014 2:09 pm

I can enjoy yesterday's newspaper, day old bread or even leftover leftovers...but Fuck NO.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby ^Rhino! » Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:47 pm

Well put, Ratty.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Sunbeam56 » Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:42 pm

I just worked the numbers... The 7 cu.ft freezer i got for TTITD wont handle 2000 tamales. Not even 600. :(
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Re: Fuck!

Postby peyote2004 » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:27 am

I've avoided the boards for the last few months. I'm so fucking bummed that I won't be going to Burning Man this year.

I've wanted to go for so fucking long. In previous years, going to the burn wasn't an option due to health issues, work and finances. I finally had all my ducks in a row this year ... Time off - approved, Budget - tight, but do-able ..... So, when tickets went on sale, I took the day off work to be at my computer, ready for the sale. And lucky me... I got one within the first 15 minutes :D I reserved my hotel, joined a theme camp, signed up to volunteer at ePlaya meet & greet and reserved a bike from Elliott... I was all set to burn this year.

Then, in the middle of April, I received an email from one of my cousins, saying there is a family reunion this year. It's my father's side of the family. I haven't seen any of them since my dad died when I was 15 (25 years ago). I have no memory of anyone on my dad's side of the family, except my grand parents, a great aunt that lived in Canada and an Aunt and Uncle that lived in Connecticut. My dad was one of 12 siblings, and there are only 3 left. I want to get to know my father's family but I couldn't afford to do both, Burning Man and the reunion so I had to make a decision, and the Reunion won :(

I know, there's always next year for the burn, but I find the closer we get the more bummed I am. Usually, I would be on the boards several time a day, reading all the posts, wishing I could go. But since I changed my plans and sold my ticket, I've avoided them. I didn't anticipate being so bummed out about it. I figured that after the initial disappointment, I'd be back to surfing ePlaya and dreaming of future burns... but it isn't fucking working.

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Re: Fuck!

Postby unjonharley » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:32 am

fuck, At least you said fucking..Bitch of a rant.......
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Re: Fuck!

Postby remi » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:56 am

It fuckin' Stampede time in Calgary. I fucking HATE the stampede. It's pretty much a bunch of creepy white collar men dressed like wanna be cowboys, drinking in tents next to the shitty nightclubs that everyone in this city makes fun of (Roadhouse, Cowboys, etc,) and these creeps are wasted by 3pm on 8$ cans of beer and hitting on the bottom-of-the-barrel bar staff (they shittiest tub girls that can only get a job for Stampede, because no full time bar will hire someone this retarded.) While this is all going down there is a really nice country style stage with hay bails, etc.. except they have a DJ playing top 40's with a couple go go dancers doing their thing. Now, don't get me wrong, I love a little eye candy, however, this display of ... (I don't even know what to call it,) is a fuckin embarrassment to this city. The traffic goes to shit because all these out-of-towners don't know what a one-way street is... I just fucking hate Stampede.

Deep fried oreos, deep fried cheese cake, deep fried cookie dough, deep fried cheesies, deep fried sushi, deep fried peanut butter cups... fuckin' gross! They need to stop deep frying everything and start wrapping bacon around more things.. just my two cents.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Joeln » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:19 am

:lol: Remi you put it so well.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Mojojita » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:47 am

Just got back from Juplaya and a week at Lake Tahoe. Everything, EVERYTHING is so fucking dry! Even the forest felt like a desert, and the playa is dryer than I think I have ever seen it. I have my fingers and toes crossed that the playa gets some rain before the event.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby unjonharley » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:53 am

If its that fucking dry...We might get to see what this years crop of virgin are made of.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby ^Rhino! » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:22 pm

I can't wait for my lecture at Earth Guardians on 'Playa Dust". It might be the perfect afternoon recreation for a dust storm.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby jneilvindy » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:50 am

My "90%" 20x30 and 10x30 shade pieces arrived today from a seller on Amazon.

90% see-through I'd guess is what they meant cause no way is this stuff 90% light or UV blocking!

I've got some 70% material in 15x6 pieces and it's weave is way thicker.

Now I'm gonna have to deal with returning it, refund clearing the credit card and then purchasing some stuff from another vendor and hoping it's a denser weave with more light/UV blocking capability.

I guess there's a difference between shade cloth and shade tarp??? Tarp is supposedly a denser weave but then what the heck does 90% mean??!!

Saying it's 90% compared to some unknown metric is useless. I thought 90% light/UV blocking was 90% not getting in. The vendor is trying to say this product's 90% is 90% blockage compared to say the 50% version they make!!!!

Amazon's A-Z customer guarantee is taking care of it all but still, major PITA with little more than a month to get it right.

Arrrrghghghgh :x
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Re: Fuck!

Postby AntiM » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:43 pm

Fuck frustration, eh?
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Re: Fuck!

Postby ^Rhino! » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:17 pm

AntiM wrote:Fuck frustration, eh?


Indeed, Frustration is like a woodpecker looking for a meal in a petrified forest.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Patsh » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:55 pm

^Rhino! wrote:
AntiM wrote:Fuck frustration, eh?


Indeed, Frustration is like a woodpecker looking for a meal in a petrified forest.



AAaaacckkkk... that can't be good for the beak! :shock:
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Mojojita » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:54 am

Patsh wrote:
^Rhino! wrote:
AntiM wrote:Fuck frustration, eh?


Indeed, Frustration is like a woodpecker looking for a meal in a petrified forest.



AAaaacckkkk... that can't be good for the beak! :shock:


Or the pecker…..
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