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Re: Fuck!

Postby pink » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:01 pm

FUCK! my housemate has been fucking since at least 11pm last night. Don't know if it's the same guy or if she's turning tricks. But I can hear every sound up in my office.

What she's NOT doing is cleaning my house.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Savannah » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:11 pm

You might want to take her some Gatorade. :shock:
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Re: Fuck!

Postby mgb327 » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:30 pm

Savannah wrote:You might want to take her some FUCKING Gatorade. :shock:



Fixed it for ya.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby pink » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:37 pm

Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.

Yah, I hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Savannah » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:46 pm

mgb327 wrote:
Savannah wrote:You might want to take her some FUCKING Gatorade. :shock:



Fixed it for ya.


Oh, thank you! I almost fucking forgot to curse! :oops:
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Re: Fuck!

Postby illy dilly » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:14 pm

pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.

Yah, I hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.

Is she fucking while you're Clients are there?
Cause that would be seriously unacceptable! Guaranteed pack your bags and get the fuck out!

Is it possible that she fell asleep watching porn, with the volume up too load?

Savannah wrote:
mgb327 wrote:
Savannah wrote:You might want to take her some FUCKING Gatorade. :shock:



Fixed it for ya.


Oh, thank you! I almost fucking forgot to curse! :oops:

How the fuck, could you forget to fuck? I mean for fucks' sakes this is the fuck thread.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:16 pm

mgb327 wrote:
Savannah wrote:You might want to take her some FUCKING Gatorade. :shock:



Fuckin' fixed it for ya.



Fixed your shit the fuck up too... :D
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Re: Fuck!

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:51 pm

pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.

Yah, I hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.

Maybe you better fucking let her know that there's an English man who'd love to live with you and do housework.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Elorrum » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:57 pm

Tony Danza is English? fuck.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Zhust » Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:08 pm

pink wrote:FUCK! my housemate has been fucking since at least 11pm last night.


I have the same problem except I live alone. FUCKING GODOT!
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Savannah » Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:45 pm

Zhust wrote:
pink wrote:FUCK! my housemate has been fucking since at least 11pm last night.


I have the same problem except I live alone. FUCKING GODOT!


Hahahaa! :mrgreen:


. . . Also, FUCK.

What's that distant sucking sound? I don't think it's Pink's roommate . . . I think it's Decompression! Fuck it right in the ear!
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Re: Fuck!

Postby pink » Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:28 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.

Yah, I FUCKING hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.

Maybe you better fucking let her know that there's an English man who'd love to live with you and do housework.


Where? Who? Housework with a cute accent? Can I put him in a french maid outfit? :shock:

Yah, fucking while the clients were here, but I see them in another room that isn't above her bedroom. At least she was quiet while they were in the hallway. I guess she rarely sees her boyfriend & he was here.

*edit to add the obligatory FUCK!
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Sham » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:25 am

pink wrote:
*edit to add the obligatory FUCK!

Pink, any derivative of fuck will work; fuck, fucks, fucker, fucked,fucking, fucktard, fuck-a-doo etc.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:20 am

pink wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
pink wrote:Not that I've got anything against marathon fucking sessions, but I'm giving her free rent. I had to vacuum the entry way & stairs myself (oh the horror, oh the inhumanity!) because I had clients coming over.

Yah, I FUCKING hate housework. That's why I pay people or barter to get the shit done.

Maybe you better fucking let her know that there's an English man who'd love to live with you and do housework.


Where? Who? Housework with a cute accent? Can I put him in a french maid outfit? :shock:

Yah, fucking while the clients were here, but I see them in another room that isn't above her bedroom. At least she was quiet while they were in the hallway. I guess she rarely sees her boyfriend & he was here.

*edit to add the obligatory FUCK!

Fuck, don't you remember suggesting the very same to graidawg?
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Re: Fuck!

Postby pink » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:17 pm

Ah, but that was to work on the house. But cleaning works too. And he is much cuter than the current. But he ain't said yes! So, FUCK!
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Sail Man » Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:53 am

Fuck! I can't wait for the election to be over. And all of the stupid annoying phone calls I don't bother to fucking answer.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby unjonharley » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:50 am

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Fuck you all In a nice ways

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Re: Fuck!

Postby wh..sh » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:24 am

That is fucking awesome UH!! (Happy Fucking Bday?)
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Re: Fuck!

Postby wh..sh » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:29 am

What a fucking mess!! My diabetic dog is now turning blind :( Breaks my fucking heart!

And to add to that, these doggy treatments are insanely expensive! It will cost a fortune to get his cataract sugery, which is not as bad as the seemingly not so expensive (3 digit) consultation fees and medications expense!

Does any presidential candidate care? :roll:
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Re: Fuck!

Postby pink » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:46 am

I don't fucking answer my fucking house phone anymore. One tip for robocalls: they dial a bunch of numbers at once. If you don't pick up in the first few rings, and one of the other numbers does, it hangs up your phone. So wait a few rings before picking up. Or just let it go to voicemail like I do.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby jella » Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:32 pm

Fucking Happy 76th Unjon :)


Now for my fuck..Spent two hours on the phone learning about Chiari malformation Saturday :shock:
It seems all the years ( as a joke of course) we told my sister to get her head examined she finally did. She needs a hole cut into her skull so the brain has room to breathe so to speak. I would appriciate good vibes, prayers etc for a successful outcome.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Savannah » Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:50 pm

Happy Fuckin' Birthday, Unjonharley!! :mrgreen:
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Re: Fuck!

Postby ygmir » Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:30 pm

good fucking JUJU to your sis, Jella........all the best!!!!

happy fucking birthday UJH!!
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Re: Fuck!

Postby MacGlenver » Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:41 pm

Fuck. Flights to london are >$1100 for a non-stop. Sigh.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Savannah » Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:43 pm

Thinking positive thoughts for those of you who are worried about others today . . .
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Re: Fuck!

Postby unjonharley » Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:16 pm

((((jella and yours))))

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Re: Fuck!

Postby Jax Dee » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:33 pm

Hugs to all.

And I think my families cars are actively trying to break us all. I think I finally have a break this month and make some purchases that have been put off (like a winter coat for my son cause damn it got cold fast) and all of a sudden...account overdrawn and it's only the damn 10th of the month. Fuck you automobiles.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby maryanimal » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:54 pm

(((wh..sh))) I hope your doggy gets better soon. Give him a skritch between the ears and a pat on the head for me.

(((Jella and family))) God bless you all. My prayers are with you!



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Re: Fuck!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:53 pm

Fuck. An ipod that suddenly stops is nothing compared to all the rest of this shit.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby wh..sh » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:06 am

Cooper would say "fucking thanks", MA. But, he is not allowed to cuss :)
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