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Postby Woodrow » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:49 pm

...The fucking drinks are in the back!? Hot Damn!!! I'm there... Hey, wait a minute... this opening says "EXIT ONLY"... what are you trying to pull?....
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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:54 pm

hey cutie... not that door... the other door... ;-)

what'll you have???
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Postby Woodrow » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:57 pm

...Glenlivit... Fresca back... Hey! What are you doing later, Lady? I'm free tonight...
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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:01 pm

Woodrow wrote:...Glenlivit... Fresca back... Hey! What are you doing later, Lady? I'm free tonight...


i'm tending bar silly!!!

fresca back??? yeah... we got it all here at the eplaya bar... :wink:
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Postby Woodrow » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:06 pm

glynda wrote:
Woodrow wrote:

...Glenlivit... Fresca back... Hey! What are you doing later, Lady? I'm free tonight...



i'm tending bar silly!!!

...well, let me know if you change yer' mind... I don't get to hang out as much as I'd like...but I'm hangin' out tonight!! WHOO-HOO!!
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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:09 pm

Woodrow wrote:glynda wrote:
Woodrow wrote:

...Glenlivit... Fresca back... Hey! What are you doing later, Lady? I'm free tonight...



i'm tending bar silly!!!

...well, let me know if you change yer' mind... I don't get to hang out as much as I'd like...but I'm hangin' out tonight!! WHOO-HOO!!


can i get you another drink? maybe a double???
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Postby Woodrow » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:13 pm

...sure....sure... a double Glenlivit... and put it on the Big Guy's tab... he'll never notice... oh, and, where's the Men's Room? I gotta drain the cranial cavity...
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Postby Sandwichman » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:24 pm

Glynda you are holding down the bar well. It is going be a chilly night here. How about a hot chocolate and buttershots. That will make the night just warm enough.

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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:25 pm

here you go, cutie...

ya got a story for me??? i like stories...
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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:27 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Glynda you are holding down the bar well. It is going be a chilly night here. How about a hot chocolate and buttershots. That will make the night just warm enough.

Jason


why, thank you mr. sandwichman... :wink:

that sounds like a lovely drink... you know what's really good??? mexican hot chocolate & jim beam...

i know, i know, i know... it doesn't sound good... but it is...

wanna try it?
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Postby Sandwichman » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:34 pm

You know I will try it. I think I have before but I can't remember and maybe it is the reason.

I will drop you all a story soon. I have started writing again and would love a captive audience.

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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:36 pm

excellent!!!

i'm heading off for a "bathroom" break... :-)

i'll be back... until then... grab whatever you want... it's all here... behind the bar...

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Postby Woodrow » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:41 pm

....YIPEE!!! Par-tay!!!...
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Postby Sandwichman » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:42 pm

Very good see you when you return and as a favor let me clean some of these glasses while you take care of business.

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Postby Captain Goddammit » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:44 pm

I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having...
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Postby buckethead alien » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:39 pm

Goddammit somebody give me a nightcap. Something with warm milk in it.

Nice to see Samtzu got separated from his woodrow finally. But I wonder if it hurt.
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Postby Sandwichman » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:41 pm

How about a good espresso drink like a mocha with a bit of vanilla vodka?

That is a great nightcap.

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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:51 pm

Sandwichman wrote:How about a good espresso drink like a mocha with a bit of vanilla vodka?

That is a great nightcap.

Jason


oooo... now *that* sounds good... ;-)

here ya go... one vanilla vodka mocha for you, mr. sandwichman...

enjoy!
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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:53 pm

Sandwichman wrote:You know I will try it. I think I have before but I can't remember and maybe it is the reason.

I will drop you all a story soon. I have started writing again and would love a captive audience.

Jason


lucky you... i *am* a captive audience... really, i pride myself on my audience skills... :-)

oh, and it isthe reason...

it. is. so. good.
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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:55 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Goddammit somebody give me a nightcap. Something with warm milk in it.

Nice to see Samtzu got separated from his woodrow finally. But I wonder if it hurt.


goddammit, buckethead... i fricken hope that you walked behind the friggin bar and steamed up a friggen warm-milk drink while i was away... i hate to think of you sitting there with no drink... :-(
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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:56 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Very good see you when you return and as a favor let me clean some of these glasses while you take care of business.

Jason


thank you, you sweet thing, you... ;-)
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Postby glynda » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:58 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having...



ooooo... you can have whateveryou want, mr. captain... ;-)[/i]
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Postby stuart » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:16 pm

holy shitg I'm cooked. Really ggod sangria. Do you have really good dsangria? As big as my head hglassees? Better take qnother vitamin...
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Postby Sensei » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:25 pm

Damn! And I thought I was shitfaced last night!

Ed. note: For the newbies out there, we are WAAAAY past Stuart's normal bedtime. And on a school-night. Tsk-tsk.
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Postby robbidobbs » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:33 pm

Sensei, you were just fine last night. A bit tipsy...ok wobbly. I hope you won't tell anyone what we did though. Our little secret is safe. :wink:

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Postby Sensei » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:39 pm

Mum's the word on what we did last night robbidobbs; where we did it, how many times we did it (whew!) and the name of the shop where we bought the equipment... Oddly, I remember every last detail concerning this. Having that hidden camera really paid off.
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Postby Lydia Love » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:42 pm

I'd like the goofiest damn cocktail the bar serves - lots of rum and something in a gigantic tiki head glass. Stick a couple of paper umbrellas in it and then, if you wouldn't mind, set the umbrellas on fire.

If all this could be served by a cabana boy in hot-pants... well... lets just say I'll tip big.
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Postby Sandwichman » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:53 pm

Lydia Love wrote:If all this could be served by a cabana boy in hot-pants... well... lets just say I'll tip big.


No hot pants but I do have the chaps.

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Postby Lydia Love » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:14 pm

Chaps? Chaps!?!

Damnit, I wanted hotpants!

That's it. I'm going back to the Fuck! thread.

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Postby Sandwichman » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:38 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Chaps? Chaps!?!

Damnit, I wanted hotpants!

That's it. I'm going back to the Fuck! thread.

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You supply the hot pants and we will talk but I think Tisha likes the chaps and she is the one serving.

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