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Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:46 am

Get off our lawn!
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Get a Taint, you pathetic cur!
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby Token » Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:50 am

Namaste motherfucker.
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby AntiM » Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:06 am

Take your namby pamby page two and go back to pre-school.
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby GreyCoyote » Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:39 am

Fishy: I'm kinda a curmudgeonly old technocrat. Do I need to leave or will you make an exception? :mrgreen:

But yeah, lets get those damned hippies off the lawn! Heheheh
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:56 pm

It all comes down to the ranting. If you can rant good, you're probably a good fit.
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:29 am

I told somebody that "Everybody is so stupid", so they recommended I read "The power of positive thinking".

Now I'm positive that everybody is so stupid!!!!!! :P
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby VultureChow » Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:00 am

You gotta watch out for those cranks with crabs.
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby geospyder » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:00 am

Razor, lighter fluid and ice-pick will take care of the crabs :twisted:
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby Sham » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:10 am

I am always so utterly miserable my first day on the playa. I am very polite to my camp mates, but tell them to avoid me that first day. I apologize and head off to sleep early. The next day I am refreshed and ready to take on the world. By the end of the week, I am just tired, but not crabby.
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby H.G.Crosby » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:18 am

geospyder wrote:Razor, lighter fluid and ICE PICK will take care of the Crab :twisted:
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby ygmir » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:21 am

VultureChow wrote:You gotta watch out for those cranks with crabs.


I was hoping someone would go there, and not just me.

my only crabbiness on playa occurs around hippies outside the fence, and how clever/self entitled, they think they are.
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby jneilvindy » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:24 am

After 10 years of camping all my friends have learned that as soon as we arrive at camp everything has to be set up and completed before we relax or else my nerves just fall apart and I become a... not so nice person. :oops:
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby Jovankat » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:48 am

My flatmate just announced that he's moving out because I'm such a grumpy bitch. Maybe I'd be less grumpy is his girlfriend hadn't come to "visit" three months ago, a few weeks after he moved in no less, and never left, or if when they did the dishes they were clean at the end or if they could recycle like responsible adults. :evil:

I'm thrilled that I'm going to have to find a new flatmate from the other side of the world. Just thrilled. :x
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:45 am

Make them submit youtube videos of their dishwashing techniques.
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Aug 05, 2015 3:20 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:
geospyder wrote:Razor, lighter fluid and ICE PICK will take care of the Crab :twisted:






heh-heh-heh....


that's some time lord shit right there....
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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby goathead » Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:58 pm

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Re: Cranks, Crabs, Curmudgeons

Postby A-RockLeFrench » Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:22 am

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