Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

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Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:23 am

yes,


yes they are.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:26 am

Didgeridoo actually means to "suck cock" in aborigine.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:32 am

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Turtleburp » Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:21 am

Some of the honorararararararaycontrary ones don't deny it.

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Turtleburp » Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:24 am

You sir Dobbisano are under represented in post frequency by the way.

Are you being repressed?!
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:46 am

"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby McStrangle » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:32 am

YOU drink more water. I'm from Australia mate, this desert's nothing. Doesn't even have like one spider.
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Postby McStrangle » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:35 am

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby International Incident » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:45 am

Yes. Yes we are. And bloody well watch out or we will set the dingo pack on you. Or throw a shrimp and a barbie at you.

Although if see a fucker with an Aussie flag wrapped around them there will be blood...
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby International Incident » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:46 am

McStrangle wrote:YOU drink more water. I'm from Australia mate, this desert's nothing. Doesn't even have like one spider.


It's not even a real fucking desert. There's a town within coowee.
No snakes either.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby McStrangle » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:54 am

This year as an art project I intend to burn a southern cross made of frangipanis straight onto the playa large enough to be seen on google earth. Please support my kickstarter.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby International Incident » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:01 am

McStrangle wrote:This year as an art project I intend to burn a southern cross made of frangipanis straight onto the playa large enough to be seen on google earth. Please support my kickstarter.


So what are the rewards?
$10 - 2 Aussie flag stickers
$20 - a bj from Rolf Harris?
$50 - desiccated dead baby bits from the mouth of the dingo
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby McStrangle » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:05 am

Kevin Bloody Wilson will write a song for you to be be played at our V.I.P. event on the Friday night if you pledge $2000. Sponsored by VB in conjunction with Channel 10.


....we tried for Rolf Harris but he said something along the lines of "too old". Too soon?
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby International Incident » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:11 am

McStrangle wrote:Kevin Bloody Wilson will write a song for you to be be played at our V.I.P. event on the Friday night if you pledge $2000. Sponsored by VB in conjunction with Channel 10.


....we tried for Rolf Harris but he said something along the lines of "too old". Too soon?


Never too soon for Rolf jokes. Maybe all the Aussies should come with wobble boards and terrify all the children?

Oh and well played on the fosters. Turtleburp will turn up soon and add some more I'm sure 8)
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby International Incident » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:12 am

Oh and Simon, if you try and bait us we will just take over the thread with our our own inanity and pointless drivel.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby McStrangle » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:17 am

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:47 am

i'll go all Ned Kelly on your asses... :twisted:
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby McStrangle » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:53 am

Heath Ledger Ned Kelly or Mick Jagger Ned Kelly? As long as its not the dread Reckless Kelly
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Bumble » Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:02 pm

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:28 am

It is to my lasting shame that I know who Rolf Harris is.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby tatonka » Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:56 am

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:13 am

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Turtleburp » Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:18 am

theCryptofishist wrote:It is to my lasting shame that I know who Rolf Harris is.


I had the honour of meeting him many years ago
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:06 pm

Ya know.If they come this far to watch us be really creative and sometimes really stupid they can shirtcock if they want to. I just take a stand and hang the big dog out to tan.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Turtleburp » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:40 pm

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby International Incident » Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:45 pm

Turtleburp wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:It is to my lasting shame that I know who Rolf Harris is.


I had the honour of meeting him many years ago


Ah, that explains a lot
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