Audition to be Rude on eplaya

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby ygmir » Tue May 21, 2013 10:26 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:Too Sooner?


I bet you bring your shotgun dish to the school pot luck in a pressure cooker.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby AntiM » Tue May 21, 2013 10:57 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:Too Sooner?


Nah, all overblown anyway.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue May 21, 2013 11:05 am

ygmir wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:Too Sooner?


I bet you bring your shotgun dish to the school pot luck in a pressure cooker.



once i start down the slippery slope (no pun intended) of trying to cater my rude as to not to offend TOO much i might as well just shoot the horses falling from the sky.

BTW, is it safe to eat Debris Ball Meat?
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby H.G.Crosby » Tue May 21, 2013 11:06 am

thats just rude...
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Mojojita » Tue May 21, 2013 4:20 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:Too Sooner?


I bet you bring your shotgun dish to the school pot luck in a pressure cooker.



once i start down the slippery slope (no pun intended) of trying to cater my rude as to not to offend TOO much i might as well just shoot the horses falling from the sky.

BTW, is it safe to eat Debris Ball Meat?



Why not? You already sucked on the rest of it.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue May 21, 2013 8:28 pm

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby lemur » Tue May 21, 2013 8:53 pm

THATS NOT A WEASEL.

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Turtleburp » Wed May 22, 2013 12:32 am

Where is the fun in auditioning in the appropriate thread...
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby unjonharley » Wed May 22, 2013 8:01 am

Turtleburp wrote:Where is the fun in auditioning in the appropriate thread...


Or board?
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu May 23, 2013 6:32 pm

Did I promise you any fun, little boy?
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Savannah » Thu May 23, 2013 9:16 pm

:lol:
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Turtleburp » Thu May 23, 2013 10:24 pm

sneers and turns shoulder :twisted:

I do this to Bumble to wind her up... it works
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu May 23, 2013 10:56 pm

Thanks for the tip. I'll try it on-playa.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby goathead » Fri May 24, 2013 3:19 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:thats just rude...


only if you feeding vegans, fuck their day
now take Iso a drink

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby TT120 » Fri May 24, 2013 9:04 am

That's fucking disturbing....
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby goathead » Fri May 24, 2013 9:58 pm

overcooked?
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby goathead » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:48 am

would love to Welcome the Burgins of 2013

but then again I am a Fucko...

:twisted:

so I won't
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby ^Rhino! » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:08 am

goathead wrote:would love to Welcome the Burgins of 2013

but then again I am a Fucko...

:twisted:

so I won't


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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby AntiM » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:24 am

We're all fuckos on this bus.

Twas ever thus.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby goathead » Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:41 am

and a short bus it is.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:47 am

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby unjonharley » Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:55 am

Simon, You have such great knowledge of some things :o
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Conduit » Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:59 am

First off, I'm typing this slow as to not disrupt your underdeveloped brains...

Isotopia - I've gathered by your many delusional posts on eplaya, that you're neither a burner nor very witty. I've concluded that you're a highly experienced and renowned expert in the area of douching a very dirty vagina. That being said, why don't you go play marbles on the freeway...

Cryptofishist - nice rubber ducky, does that help you lure little boys into your bathtub?

lemur -Lemurs are prosimian primates belonging to the suborder Strepsirrhini. Armed with that knowledge and your meat picture, leads me to believe that your favorite pastime is blowing monkeys... just sayin

Simon of the Playa - have you had a lobotomy? Borat was a great movie so I can easily see why you would want to emulate him. The thing is, Sacha Baron Cohen is a comic genius and you had to tattoo your name on your hand so you wouldn't forget how to spell it.

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby graidawg » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:10 am

jryanmcmanus wrote:First off, I'm typing this slow as to not disrupt your underdeveloped brains...

Isotopia - I've gathered by your many delusional posts on eplaya, that you're neither a burner nor very witty. I've concluded that you're a highly experienced and renowned expert in the area of douching a very dirty vagina. That being said, why don't you go play marbles on the freeway...

Cryptofishist - nice rubber ducky, does that help you lure little boys into your bathtub?

lemur -Lemurs are prosimian primates belonging to the suborder Strepsirrhini. Armed with that knowledge and your meat picture, leads me to believe that your favorite pastime is blowing monkeys... just sayin

Simon of the Playa - have you had a lobotomy? Borat was a great movie so I can easily see why you would want to emulate him. The thing is, Sacha Baron Cohen is a comic genius and you had to tattoo your name on your hand so you wouldn't forget how to spell it.

AntiM -
burner von braun wrote:
AntiM wrote: .. Now and then I seethe quietly about that.


(((AntiM)))


I wish that you'd not only see the quite but actually remain so.

International Incident - why is it that you refuse hugs??? Hairy back perhaps?


"Or maybe they'll be judged by Bbadger, Doc Pyro, Ellorum, Eric, Knowmad, My Dear Friend, and Triken [when they learn to read]"

Fuck all yer days!

Well I guess I'm either really in now or really out. No middle ground....


yup cannot argue with that.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby unjonharley » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:19 am

he's just a fart in a while wind
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby AntiM » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:39 am

I wish that you'd not only see the quite but actually remain so.


Hmmm. Do you perchance mean, "I wish that you'd not only seethe quiet, but remain so"? Quiet? Quietly?

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Conduit » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:42 am

AntiM wrote:
I wish that you'd not only see the quite but actually remain so.


Hmmm. Do you perchance mean, "I wish that you'd not only seethe quiet, but remain so"? Quiet? Quietly?

Welcome Aboard, Fucko.



Thanks AntiM, I'm looking forward to jumping all the way into BM this year! I watched too much last time.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby tamarakay » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:43 am

AntiM wrote:
I wish that you'd not only see the quite but actually remain so.


Hmmm. Do you perchance mean, "I wish that you'd not only seethe quiet, but remain so"? Quiet? Quietly?

Welcome Aboard, Fucko.


I think you're in lol
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby unjonharley » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:47 am

The maxamime to rude: The appearance of Captain Goddammit in any media
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:56 am

I must not be "In" as I got left out! :(
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