HAY GUYS. I've got an "explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel" *
from a particularly strenuous bout of weight-lifting. Should I be going to Burning Man this year? I think I can stuff that rectal tissue back in with my Baby Jesus butt-plug, some bungee balls, and a generous amount of nuclear-grade duct-tape, but I'm worried about whether the playa dust may aggravate my more delicate regions!
Does anyone have any experience with such things on the playa?!
* NSFW or if you don't like seeing gross stuff.