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All things outside of Burning Man.

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Postby lemur » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:52 pm

fuck yer life changing meet-ups, hippie.
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Postby Asquared » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:16 pm

i'm only about 30% hippie lemur. but thanks for the page 2 mention!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby BBadger » Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:17 am

So you're saying you're 30% degenerate?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:02 am

Maybe that gnome has run off in search of people who will give him a better name.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:29 pm

FUCK ALL OF YOUR LOST SHIT!!!!!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:24 pm

And fuck all of your soul mates you met once on the playa!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Elorrum » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:03 pm

right, bring a pen and some paper why don't you? How hard is that? For something you don't want to forget? and why couldn't you keep track of your belongings? It's just moop otherwise, you've heard of moop? MOOP?!!!!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Lonesomebri » Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:01 pm

You beautiful fleeting person dressed as someone you’re not, we met in a once in a lifetime moment, never to be repeated, in passing, serendipity bringing us together, while drunk… Though I don’t know your name, never really talked to you, for all I know you may be Ted Bundy’s apprentice, there was something about the way you wore that fuzzy hat that turned me on, it was either the hat or the 72 hours with no sleep fueled by ecstasy and redbull…

Anyway, if you read this or any of your friends see it, we need to meet and go out to starbucks for a mochalatte and a scone and relive the playa magic.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby BBadger » Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:21 pm

HAY GUYS! I lost a pair of -- possibly soiled -- pants out in the deep playa. In the pockets were my passport, driver's license, social security card, birth certificate, house title-deed, and a half-punched Subways buy-10-get-1-free card. I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence. If anybody found these, can you please get in contact with me?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Lassen Forge » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:09 am

It's such a nice house... want the subway card back? Oh never mind, that Italian Sub was awesome, thanks for that, too. And that illegal immigrant I sold the other stuff to wanted to thank you for his new life and credit cards...

Pants being sent back to you COD. Have a nice day.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Savannah » Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:34 pm

BBadger wrote:HAY GUYS! I lost a pair of -- possibly soiled -- pants out in the deep playa. In the pockets were my passport, driver's license, social security card, birth certificate, house title-deed, and a half-punched Subways buy-10-get-1-free card. I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence.


I can haz new sig! :lol:

Seriously, I now have No Greater Goal in life than to twerk by the trash fence. :shock:

3) Buy Lighthouse
2) Write Novel
1) TWERK BY TRASH FENCE.

Although . . . I actually don't how to twerk, and I feel as though twerking by the trash fence is kinda what society expects of me as a Burner of color, you know? So actually, I can kinda never, ever twerk out by the trash fence. So far as any of you will ever find out out about, anyway. By which I mean: NIGHT-VISION MIDNIGHT TWERK.


But if anyone would like some classical Egyptian bellydance out by the trash fence, it's on.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby BBadger » Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:56 pm

I get to be featured in Savannah's sig!







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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Savannah » Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:01 pm

:oops: :lol:

You're funny all the time, BBadger, but it's hard enough to get something short enough to fit, thanks to the crushing obligations of all those links . . . oh wait! Fuck the ticketing link! YEAH. :D

*delete* *delete* *delete*

I still miss some of my old sigs and keep them on a sticky note.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby ygmir » Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:19 pm

Savannah wrote:
BBadger wrote:HAY GUYS! I lost a pair of -- possibly soiled -- pants out in the deep playa. In the pockets were my passport, driver's license, social security card, birth certificate, house title-deed, and a half-punched Subways buy-10-get-1-free card. I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence.


I can haz new sig! :lol:

Seriously, I now have No Greater Goal in life than to twerk by the trash fence. :shock:

3) Buy Lighthouse
2) Write Novel
1) TWERK BY TRASH FENCE.

Although . . . I actually don't how to twerk, and I feel as though twerking by the trash fence is kinda what society expects of me as a Burner of color, you know? So actually, I can kinda never, ever twerk out by the trash fence. So far as any of you will ever find out out about, anyway. By which I mean: NIGHT-VISION MIDNIGHT TWERK.


But if anyone would like some classical Egyptian bellydance out by the trash fence, it's on.


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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby BBadger » Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:30 pm

Savannah wrote:Although . . . I actually don't how to twerk, and I feel as though twerking by the trash fence is kinda what society expects of me as a Burner of color, you know? So actually, I can kinda never, ever twerk out by the trash fence. So far as any of you will ever find out out about, anyway. By which I mean: NIGHT-VISION MIDNIGHT TWERK.


Just to be clear, society doesn't expect burning Burner twerkers to end up like this:

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:13 pm

Savannah wrote:I still miss some of my old sigs and keep them on a sticky note.

That warms my heart. I hope mine made the cut.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:14 pm

That video is evil...
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Savannah » Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:15 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Savannah wrote:I still miss some of my old sigs and keep them on a sticky note.

That warms my heart. I hope mine made the cut.


Oh, hell yeah. You've been in my sig at least twice. Other sigs I miss: Ygmir's.

I also have a few in the chamber. :lol:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:24 pm

Nice to hear you are properly armed...
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby FIGJAM » Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:48 pm

RUMBA OUT BY THE TRASH FENCE!!!!!!!!!! 8)
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Savannah » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:01 pm

FIGJAM wrote:RUMBA OUT BY THE TRASH FENCE!!!!!!!!!! 8)


I would do that, too. :shock:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Lassen Forge » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:02 pm

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby shroom » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:52 am

I can see it now...Twerk by the Trash Fence Camp.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby aserendipity » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:19 am

twerp ?
oh you mean twerk !
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Lonesomebri » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:31 pm

aserendipity wrote:twerp ?
oh you mean twerk !


Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:51 pm

Damn, Fishy can be annoyingly over-helpful.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Lonesomebri » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:33 pm

I swear to work tirelessly to see that the Burn of 2014 enacts a ban on generators, drones, RVs, LEOs, yellow plastic ribbon blocking off space for people who won't show up until Thursday, DouchWays (Segways and their riders), DJs, Coors beer, racism, classism, haters, reinstate the ban on feathers, do away with greeters, shorten the gate and exodus by doubling the width, and limiting camera lenses to the length of my penis. To this aim I dedicate myself, right after I beat my cat sitters ass.

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby strange love » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:38 pm

Lol nice Lonesomebri :lol:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:34 pm

Oh, please, must you write your lost human entry with soft core romance-type prose? I can't imagine you've ever read good fiction, good non-fiction, or good porn.
I shudder...
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby AntiM » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:18 am

Lonesomebri wrote:I swear to work tirelessly to see that the Burn of 2014 enacts a ban on generators, drones, RVs, LEOs, yellow plastic ribbon blocking off space for people who won't show up until Thursday, DouchWays (Segways and their riders), DJs, Coors beer, racism, classism, haters, reinstate the ban on feathers, do away with greeters, shorten the gate and exodus by doubling the width, and limiting camera lenses to the length of my penis. To this aim I dedicate myself, right after I beat my cat sitters ass.

This year in the Temple I wrote for the flames to consume "My War".
Did not take my friends, did not take.



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