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Postby DrewDubious » Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:02 am

I gotta say, I can see why people get fed with some of the questions asked by the noobs. :roll:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby knowmad » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:21 am

well 8 of you in a Cuddle tent?
I'm gonna just make a few stabs in the dark ;)
3 of you are female, one is the head woman her boy friend is the camp tool, the other couple is about to break up (she knows it, he doesn't) She would have told him before burn but he bought the ticket and has all the drugs. Girl number 3 will be too distracted playing two of the guys against each other to notice that the other one is Gay. The Gay guy is the only one that's going to have a good time, he'll spend most of his time in the Gayberhood, sleeping in A/C RV's and being treated like a queen.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby illy dilly » Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:55 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Spot on knowmad!

knowmad wrote:I'm gonna just make a few stabs in the dark ;)

I think they're all gonna be trying to make a few stabs in the dark...
ba-dum .... tish. :roll:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby JayBobBoy » Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:03 pm

I've learned so much while co-organizing a theme camp that I'm scrambling for members 10 days from the event. Lets hope I learn from being the full blown organizer!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:34 pm

Salad shooter shade clothe!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby pink » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:01 pm

Is it really a birthday present if you're trying to mooch 4 tickets off of someone you don't even know?
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Postby 9ah » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:41 pm

Oh cool... You relabeled your pay for banquet eventbrite to a 'meal plan' option... Really?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby littlebird » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:09 pm

Honestly, considering that I'm a virgin myself, I never imagined that all these completely unprepared and clueless virgins suddenly coming out of the woodwork would upset me so much. I roll my eyes harder and harder every time I read a new post; don't be surprised if they roll right off my face. If I were to find myself in their same predicaments, I would be too embarrassed to post the kind of stuff I've been reading. Do research, fellow newbies! This isn't like deciding to go to Coachella at the last minute! Gah, I know I'm riding a high horse here and need to get down, or at least block the ticket board if I want to continue visiting ePlaya and still keep my sanity.

pink wrote:Is it really a birthday present if you're trying to mooch 4 tickets off of someone you don't even know?

No, especially if you were writing pretty much the same exact posts just a year ago!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Eric » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:22 pm

I can't say this enough, but you have to have a pretty sad life to refer to somewhere you've never been as "home". You don't even know if you'll like it or not, stop burying it in your expectations. Gah. :roll:


Littlebird - I have a feeling you're going to be what we call a "stealth virgin": you're going to be so well prepared that no-one will realize it's your first time (except for the wide-open stare at what's going on around you)
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby littlebird » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:30 pm

Eric wrote:Littlebird - I have a feeling you're going to be what we call a "stealth virgin": you're going to be so well prepared that no-one will realize it's your first time (except for the wide-open stare at what's going on around you)

Thank you for the compliment, Eric. It especially means a lot coming from a guy who has a whole Q&A thread created for/dedicated to him because he's so knowledgeable in matters both practical and incredibly silly. :D
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:09 am

hey producer agent person! we dont need your popular DJs!!!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:06 pm

The money raised is ploughed back into the party.


And here come another slew of theories of how Larry Harvey is building a secret fortress in the Andes to survive the imminent holocaust...
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby shroom » Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:52 pm

littlebird wrote:Honestly, considering that I'm a virgin myself, I never imagined that all these completely unprepared and clueless virgins suddenly coming out of the woodwork would upset me so much. I roll my eyes harder and harder every time I read a new post;


I had this same problem my virgin year.


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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:52 pm

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction." -e.f. schumaker
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby littlebird » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:52 pm

I could be wrong, but my guess is that advertising that you are extremely unorganized and probably just now made the decision to go to BM is not the best way to be invited to join a theme camp. Or maybe just mentioning that you're fun and down to earth will do the trick? Beats me.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:02 pm

Why would I want to beat you?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby littlebird » Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:05 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Why would I want to beat you?

That's a good question. Beats me.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:36 am

littlebird wrote:I could be wrong, but my guess is that advertising that you are extremely unorganized and probably just now made the decision to go to BM is not the best way to be invited to join a theme camp. Or maybe just mentioning that you're fun and down to earth will do the trick? Beats me.

I think you have to mention the magic word: chill.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby stew » Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:11 am

Yes, we expect you to find out the things you want to know - it's not their job. Unless you meant to go to Earning Man in the Black Dog Hotel, there the ten principles include radical somebody else reliance.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:37 pm

lol.

noob.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:30 pm

Is that ticket you're asking the universe for free?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby stew » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:51 pm

The universe will grant favors at $390 a piece.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:07 pm

I need 1 ticket. Please let me know if you have one. Thanks.

I don't have one.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:49 pm

dont go overboard
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Postby TT120 » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:54 pm

I'm SOOOOO happy that I unsubscribed to the tickets section. Much cleaner "new posts".
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:13 pm

Just how many yurts need transport this year?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby FIGJAM » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:31 pm

At last count 356! 8)
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:56 pm

FUCK YURTS.


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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby C.f.M. » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:09 pm

littlebird wrote:Honestly, considering that I'm a virgin myself, I never imagined that all these completely unprepared and clueless virgins suddenly coming out of the woodwork would upset me so much. I roll my eyes harder and harder every time I read a new post; don't be surprised if they roll right off my face. If I were to find myself in their same predicaments, I would be too embarrassed to post the kind of stuff I've been reading. Do research, fellow newbies! This isn't like deciding to go to Coachella at the last minute! Gah, I know I'm riding a high horse here and need to get down, or at least block the ticket board if I want to continue visiting ePlaya and still keep my sanity.

pink wrote:Is it really a birthday present if you're trying to mooch 4 tickets off of someone you don't even know?

No, especially if you were writing pretty much the same exact posts just a year ago!


Awesome. My first year, I was told I was the most prepared virgin ever. I didn't feel at all prepared. Eplaya was and is a life-changing godsend. I researched my ass off. Google, people. GOOGLE. Stay on that high horse, throw some EL wire on it, and wave to the thirsty, sunburnt masses as you ride by on your way to the MnG.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:10 pm

(i would totally rock out a hexayurt if you could fit one as checked baggage on a plane)
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