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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby graidawg » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:11 am

right THATS IT nobody give any advice, helpful or snarkastic . talks to or in any way interacts with a new poster UNLESS OR UNTIL THEY HAVE IN SOME WAY DEMONSTRATED HAVING READ SOME INFORMATION ON BM.

also no helping the ridiculously unprepared, how many people have no plan, no idea and no knowledge this year? let some of the fuckos die so that warning on the back of the ticket is taken seriously. I willing MOOP a few dead bodies if it means we have less fucking (which is all what they want, that and drugs) IDIOTS planning to go. the idiot to prepared burner ratio this year seems to 50%


gods I am sure last years virgins were better and 2011 was the best year yet for newbies :evil:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby graidawg » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:50 am

yet another fucking camp has an art piece they havent bothered to organise how to get it to the playa with about 3 weeks to go. in my opinion this years theme is certainly procrastinaton or stupid.

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Patsh » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:54 am

graidawg wrote:yet another fucking camp has an art piece they havent bothered to organise how to get it to the playa with about 3 weeks to go. in my opinion this years theme is certainly procrasturbation or stupid.

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby JayBobBoy » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:01 am

I reject your reality and will hereby replace it with my own! What a maroon!

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:05 am

He's using dehydrated water!

And that shit is still gonna leak! 8)
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Savannah » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:14 am

Triken wrote:
graidawg wrote:yet another fucking camp has an art piece they havent bothered to organise how to get it to the playa with about 3 weeks to go. in my opinion this years theme is certainly procrasturbation or stupid.

WANKERS


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I gotta go quote you in the Playa Prep Procrastinators thread, Triken! That was amazing.

Maybe I'll finish my coffee first . . .
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:29 pm

Can I just start a thread in the tickets section telling people to use pms? After all, that will trigger an email to the ticket seller, whereas he or she may not re-read the thread.

Yeah, I'm getting cranky. Pre-Playa Syndrome...
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Patsh » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:36 pm

Savannah wrote:
Triken wrote:
graidawg wrote:yet another fucking camp has an art piece they havent bothered to organise how to get it to the playa with about 3 weeks to go. in my opinion this years theme is certainly procrasturbation or stupid.

WANKERS


fixed it for ya


I gotta go quote you in the Playa Prep Procrastinators thread, Triken! That was amazing.

Maybe I'll finish my coffee first . . .


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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Savannah » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:41 pm

Well, tell her we said hello!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Sic Pup » Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:05 pm

How's 'bout "please" and "thank you" for starters?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:22 pm

Sic Pup wrote:How's 'bout "please" and "thank you" for starters?

This is Page Two. What are you, fucking retarded?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:43 pm

Yes. You do need a thread for every event at your camp.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Sic Pup » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:37 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:
Sic Pup wrote:How's 'bout "please" and "thank you" for starters?

This is Page Two. What are you, fucking retarded?


Why, yes, yes I am, but I'm a retard with manners and common courtesy.
Thanks for asking (see?)

Oh, I'm not so retarded that I can't figure out how to post in this thread in the manner intended... until now, anyway.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby graidawg » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:51 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Yes. You do need a thread for every event at your camp.


possibly 2 just in case we missed it the first time around.



seriously we should have a culling at Bm this year, anyone judged to be wanting by 2 people gets executed and burnt in the temple
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Sic Pup » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:51 am

The whole thing????? Better than half-assing it, I suppose.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby graidawg » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:53 am

Oo look another event by my camp
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby graidawg » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:54 am

yes thats right my camp is doing more than one thing this year
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby graidawg » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:54 am

my camp? we are doing something on wednesday too
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby graidawg » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:55 am

actually we are doing 2 things on wednesday
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby graidawg » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:55 am

oh i forgot we are doing something on sunday, just as the gates open and everyone is arriving
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby graidawg » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:56 am

However we aren't doing anything on thursday
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby graidawg » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:56 am

Oh my mistake, we ARE doing something on thursday
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Savannah » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:18 am

:lol:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Elorrum » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:25 am

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:04 pm

You avoid message boards because you are so aware of the fact that it takes only a little slip to make you look like an absolute idiot?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby pink » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:34 pm

Damn, Fishy, I came on here to post o. That thread but you beat me to it.

But wait! There's a new one: ya can't buy tickets because they're SOLD OUT! But if you bothered to read the FAQs, you'd see how we bought them a few months ago. No, I'm not going to mention the OMG sale since you need a year of studying before I hope you even think of going to the playa.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby JayBobBoy » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:01 am

Maybe it's all the Dead shows I've been to over the years but if you reply to a ticket thread asking for a miracle, aren't you asking for a free ticket?

If you've got enough to help pay for gas and whatever it takes...buy your own fucking ticket. I really hate the weepy beggars!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:15 am

Indeed.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Eric » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:29 am

If you've never been, it's not "home". Really.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Mojojita » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:22 pm

Oh STFU with your burnier than thou self.
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