DJ Scorekeeping Thread

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DJ Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:54 pm

x2 if they are using the burn/regional/decompression as a chance to advertise themselves.
+7 if they play dubstep
+5 if they get into a dumb fight with an eplayan.
+7 if they call burningman a "music festival"
+5 if they commit a TOS violation
+2 if they complain about that
+10 if they do the same thing again

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Re: DJ Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Eric » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:05 pm

+5 if they think they're the only DJ there
+10 if they expect you to build them a stage
+2 if they expect you to immediate like them because of it
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Re: DJ Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Drawingablank » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:10 pm

+50 if they get their panties in a wad because no one really gives a shit about another dj being there
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Re: DJ Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Lonesomebri » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:06 pm

+10 if they describe their hobby as a gift to the community
+20 if they describe their hobby as a blessing to the community
+30 if they describe their hobby is a sacrifice for the community
+10 if they claim their hobby is needed by the event
+20 if they claim their hobby is a perfect fit with the spirit of Burning Man
+30 if they have never attended before while claiming this
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Re: DJ Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:21 pm

+3 for every link embedded in their post/sig line.
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