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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:58 pm

I don't really want to go to Bunring Man, but I'm spozed to. All the cool guys in my fraternity will be there. Spozed to be naked chicks and free beer. But that scare me. Will it be dusty? Please talk me into this.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby goathead » Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:17 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Is the BLM the source of all of our worldly ills?

Hmmmm yes they are.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Lonesomebri » Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:55 pm

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:57 pm

I'd rather Burn on my Feet, than Rave on my knees

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Ducky » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:01 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Oh Please, just STFU already...



HA!
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Bob » Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:50 am

Any experiences wearing a sari on the playa?

Thai fisherman pants?

Palestine bus-bomber scarves?

Grass skirts?

Hammer pants?

Samurai swords?

Starter pistols?

Plastic umbrellas?

Authentic angel wings?

Fresh skull tattoos?

Fresh facial scars?

Fresh toe piercings?

Fresh penis brands?

Penis gourds?

Vajazzling around the poop chute?

20W halogen synchronized strobe pasties?

Genuine marabou feather false eyelashes?

WWI German helmet w/ moose antlers?

Sexy centipede costumes?

Know any burner-friendly crafters on etsy who could do all of this for my son in a week? It's a middle school graduation present, and it's really simple, and like I'm a three-time burner, so I see no problem getting a huge discount.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby TomServo » Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:53 am

Do we get cell phone reception at Burning Man yet?! Since I can't commodify out there, I should at least be able to make sure my people, back home, CAN!


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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Bob » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:07 am

Oh, and could someone hook him up with a camp? I guess he's read about Burning Man online, though when I left him at home to go the last three times I confess I didn't tell him a thing. I'm going to be in Thailand, but you can reach him via his Facebook ID, "Mordred13".
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:47 am

Breeders Vs. Non-Fertilites...

AND

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Lonesomebri » Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:17 pm

My universal brothers and sisters and I decided to rent an RV for the Burn.
Today while visiting thier house, in the bathroom, I could not help but notice that they had the toilet paper hanging to roll UNDER!!!
I don't know whether they plan to hang the toilet paper this way while at the Burn, but I really can't understand this behavior.
I'm tempted to switch the TP to roll over the top if this happens, but do not want to jeopardize our friendship.
I have also considered just using the public port-johns, but now my campmates are talking about one night having Mexican food !!!
I don't think I have the patience for that !!! And, besides, does anyone here know if the porta-johns have the TP rolling over, or under?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby gyre » Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:28 pm

Image

Female post from a thread about bait and switch, shrinking toilet paper rolls:

Every freaking time I pee, I look at the empty space on either side of the roll hanging on the holder, and think of this thread.

And hate you all.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby gyre » Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:53 pm

This thread is over the top.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:03 pm

Sock puppets don't have pants.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby wh..sh » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:45 pm

I dont care if this is the intro thread, rideshare thread, or ticket offered thread, but there are good chances that I am all of these -
outgoing
free-spirited
open-minded
fun-loving!!
optimistic

And of course,
I don't stress because you know, life is about having fun.
I love to party and I am totally the coolest person you have ever met.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Savannah » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:48 pm

wh..sh wrote:I dont care if this is the intro thread, rideshare thread, or ticket offered thread, but there are good chances that I am all of these -
outgoing
free-spirited
open-minded
fun-loving!!
optimistic

And of course,
I don't stress because you know, life is about having fun.
I love to party and I am totally the coolest person you have ever met.


I'm going to start referring to myself as "fun-hating" and "tight-spirited".

Just to pass the time.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Turtleburp » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:26 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Simon hurt my feelings! :cry: :cry: :cry:


He did, and he touched me inna bad place :(
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:58 pm

Savannah wrote:
wh..sh wrote:I dont care if this is the intro thread, rideshare thread, or ticket offered thread, but there are good chances that I am all of these -
outgoing
free-spirited
open-minded
fun-loving!!
optimistic

And of course,
I don't stress because you know, life is about having fun.
I love to party and I am totally the coolest person you have ever met.


I'm going to start referring to myself as "fun-hating" and "tight-spirited".

Just to pass the time.

If you're feeling lazy "cranky" really gets to the heart of hte matter.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby moonrise » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:34 am

I need a miracle!

Can anyone please tell me where "Miracle Camp" is?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:48 am

I'm a darktard and proud of it!
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby stew » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:51 am

moonrise wrote:I need a miracle!

Can anyone please tell me where "Miracle Camp" is?

Mirarcle camps are typically lines of brown or blue booths (much like phone booths). Miraculous things happen inside, and if you reach in for your luck, the things you'll find exceed your imagination. Be aware though, there are often lines in front of the good miracle boxes.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby BBadger » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:02 pm

Hey, I thought I'd start a whole new redundant thread to capture all the important changes and breakthroughs that may have occurred since last year and are so relevant this year of all years. My thread will be about subjects such as shade structures, what are great goggles or masks, how to bend stakes, what highway to enter from, what/where to buy LEDs, where to buy bikes, where to buy water, how much water to bring, whether there will be ice, if peoples' feet still get dry, the best time to leave BM the night of the temple burn, etc. I may even create a thread to replace entire forums, such as a thread we can all request tickets in.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Rice » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:22 pm

Starting a thread that covers the same subject (exactly) as 10 other threads. I will ignore all existing threads on the same subject and ask a question that was answered on an existing thread 20 minutes before I started my own....

aka: Will it be dusty? Where do I get a bike. Dust masks & goggles (not to be mixed up the the Goggles and dust masks thread. etc.

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby moonrise » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:38 pm

Still lookin' for a fuckin' Miracle here...isn't there a camp for that? Anybody?!!
(I don't think the brown/blue phone booth camp is true, stew. you pranking me? huh?)
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:45 pm

moonrise wrote:[size=85]
(I don't think the brown/blue phone booth camp is true, stew. you pranking me? huh?)

You have no idea how much of a miracle they are after experienceing a colostomy. If only there were more of the big ones...
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby moonrise » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:12 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
moonrise wrote:[size=85]
(I don't think the brown/blue phone booth camp is true, stew. you pranking me? huh?)

You have no idea how much of a miracle they are after experienceing a colostomy. If only there were more of the big ones...



Yea, Fishy actually I do know a lil bit about the NEED for more of the handicapped potties.

Where do I start? BRC Deptartment of Mobility Camp FINALLY got one placed near thier camp in 2010, compliments of the LLC. Thank you!

I KNOW they cost extra bucks and you cover that cost for yours, Fishy. It's not enough, there's a real need for more of them.

A shout out to the LLC is in order here. Please, please, please try to provide MORE of the handicapped port-a-potties. Please grant us this miracle!
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Lonesomebri » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:21 pm

Is Burning Man a Dead Horse Beating Culture?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby stew » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:21 pm

[quote="BBadger"]Hey, I thought I'd start a whole new redundant thread to capture all the important changes and breakthroughs that may have occurred since [i]last year[/i] and are so relevant [i]this year[/i] of all years. My thread will be about subjects such as shade structures, what are great goggles or masks, how to bend stakes, what highway to enter from, what/where to buy LEDs, where to buy bikes, where to buy water, how much water to bring, whether there will be ice, if peoples' feet still get dry, the best time to leave BM the night of the temple burn, etc. I may even create a thread to replace [i]entire forums[/i], such as a thread we can all request tickets in.[/quote]
But last year's thread was so much better. You should have been there.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby MoBo » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:51 pm

I bought two tickets for 600 dollars each on CL a week ago and now due to circumstances beyond my control I cannot go.

I'm looking for 1200 dollars for the pair so I can get my money back. See, I'm not a Scalper, right?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby BBadger » Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:00 am

moonrise wrote:Still lookin' for a fuckin' Miracle here...isn't there a camp for that? Anybody?!!
(I don't think the brown/blue phone booth camp is true, stew. you pranking me? huh?)


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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Lonesomebri » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:36 am

I have been very patient with all of you until now. The Universe owes me big time. What part of Manifest don't you wankers understand?
For over a dozen years I have been planning to go to Burning Man this year. Now, this year shows up, and I don’t have a ticket. Thanks a lot, fate! :(
This was meant to be, but now you all are screwing it up for me. Like, my life is completely screwed up in the default (opposite of myfault) world and this week was gonna straighten it all out and set me on the path to enlightenment, maybe even get laid. I have so much to give, which can’t be translated into words, or actual worth of any kind. It's not like I am not trying to get a ticket. I told the love of my life I would marry her… After the burn…pitched that plea to the community. And if I’ll lay that bull on my love, imagine the lengths I’d go with you. If U can’t spare 2 tickets 4 me, I’d really be okay with getting just one, and riding along with you in your RV, especially if you are a free-loving burner chick, like I’ve heard about in my imagination.
I have to be there! I’m a DJ looking for a stage, a birgin going home, a 12 stepper in a dance-off, righteous before the anonymous internet, ready to hit full self-reliance head-on with my stack of phat vinyl and a red feather boas. Now that everything has confirmed to me that my desire to go is only hindered by everything else but me, realizing that everything is to blame, while I stand true, I’m not going to even try and get a ticket anymore, it’s so unfair. There, I hope you’re happy now Simon!

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