I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby AntiM » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:12 pm

I don't have a Clue. Can anyone help me Get It?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:19 pm

where's the Food Court, and which credit cards do they Take? or are there ATMS at the Vending stations?

can i get a senior discount?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby AntiM » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:40 pm

I heard the AARP ticket allotment is still open.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby BoyScoutGirl » Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:08 pm

Shut up, hippie.
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Postby FIGJAM » Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:25 pm

"Can I just put the cooler in my tent?"
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:46 pm

My SO can't make it to BM this year, so I'm hiring a hooker from Reno. Can she get a vendor pass for her daily visits?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:13 pm

Is the BLM the source of all of our worldly ills?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby CaffeineGirl » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:15 pm

Reno hotel (fill in name) rips off burners! Don't stay there!

I booked a room at the (fill in), and hey there was plenty of space, so all 30 members of my camp came and crashed on the floor. We went to take that well deseved after playa shower, and they ran out of hot water! And when I called for extra towels, they didn't bring any!

But the very worst, when my credit card bill came there was $3000 in mini bar charges! WTF? They are the ones that kept restocking it! They knew we had the munchies, so I just assumed it was gifted! We are burners, WTF! $5 for a candy bar that I could buy for 25 cents at Costco!

Rip off! Don't stay there! And everyone write a letter and complain about how bad burners get treated!
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby wh..sh » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:53 pm

This/Last burn has been life-changing. I met my soulmate! As we danced, as our eyes met, as we kissed... I felt the power of the universe... the real love.
Now, I just have to go back, divorce my SO, and reunite with the love of my life!!!
I don't know the person's real name or address and the one they gave me turned out to be fake. But I wont let that kind of nitty-gritty details stop me from believing that we are made for eachother.


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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:54 pm

wh..sh wrote:This/Last burn has been life-changing. I met my soulmate! As we danced, as our eyes met, as we kissed... I felt the power of the universe... the real love.
Now, I just have to go back, divorce my SO, and reunite with the love of my life!!!
I don't know the person's real name or address and the one they gave me turned out to be fake. But I wont let that kind of nitty-gritty details stop me from believing that we are made for eachother.


I am sure you can't tell, but I ended up crying a little as I wrote this.


And I cried a little after the club soda came out my nose.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby illy dilly » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:17 pm

I heard from a friend that if you put Dry Ice in your cooler, it will keep the fresh vegetables very crisp. Does anyone have any tips or tricks regarding how to best use dry ice?


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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Bob » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:34 pm

You're doing it right! Hugs!

And you don't really look fat in that picture!

Rocking those hot pants!
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:44 pm

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby BBadger » Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:26 pm

shykat wrote:Hate reading my replies? Click here to add me to your plonk (foe) list.


You troll! I tried clicking that and it didn't work :(
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby BBadger » Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:41 pm

I entered into the LIT program after I didn't win a ticket in the lottery (I even entered for all tiers!) but didn't win there either! Why does the world screw over good people like me!?! I can barely even afford to eat! FUCKING SCALPERS!
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby shykat » Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:46 pm

BBadger wrote:
shykat wrote:Hate reading my replies? Click here to add me to your plonk (foe) list.


You troll! I tried clicking that and it didn't work :(



Ha, couldnt figure out how get the link to work.... all in good fun....
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby gyre » Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:47 pm

This will be my first year and I've made 25 costumes so far out of sequins.

Just wondering if I will need a tent?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby BBadger » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:42 am

BACON is the new DEAD HORSE.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby MikeGyver » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:28 am

BBadger wrote:BACON is the new DEAD HORSE.


The Dead Horse is stuffed with Bacon
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Patsh » Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:53 am

Mrpatatomoto wrote:
BBadger wrote:BACON is the new DEAD HORSE.


The Dead Horse is stuffed with Bacon


(That's probably what killed the poor thing...)
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby lemur » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:48 am

IM GETTING MARRIED ON THE PLAYA.. BUT I DONT HAVE A TICKET.

CAN YOU HELP
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby OregonRed » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:53 am

lemur wrote:IM GETTING MARRIED ON THE PLAYA.. BUT I DONT HAVE A TICKET.

CAN YOU HELP


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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Lonesomebri » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:35 am

I have a few questions that I have no time or energy to find the answer to, other than type them out to internet strangers while toking the bong. I've asked most of these questions on the other threads, but what's the harm in posting it here also? Besides, none of the morons on the other threads were giving me the answers I desired, and that hurt.

How long will it take me to enter at any random time? Why is that? Why don't they fix it? Where is Nevada anyway?

Couldn't they have a seperate line system set up at exit with reserved exit times, a way of reserving a specific time to exit, the forethought in each camp to know exactly when break-down and clean-up will be finished, some way of checking and verifying the chosen exit times at the gate, an enforcement to turn violaters around back into the line for non-reserved exit times......it seems like this would save time and be easier.

Self-reliance, sure, but there's a store around if I need to get something important, right?
Couldn't you just walk across the playa and sneak in?
8 strangers in a rented RV should be no problem, right?
Can I borrow your thing to take out to BRC, where I've never been, I promise to return it clean and pristine.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:56 am

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby AntiM » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:56 am

what is MOOP?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby gyre » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:04 am

I have really shiny karma.

I won't need to lock my bike, right?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby H.G.Crosby » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:06 am

Is it True if I give Larry a Blow Job i get a Free Ticket?

if so where do i sign up?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Lonesomebri » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:39 am

AntiM wrote:what is MOOP?


I had some sheet of paper around here that explains all that but I set it down somewhere and now who knows where it's been blown to.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:26 pm

Econ 101
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Rice » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:33 pm

My SO and I are having relationship trust issues! We are travelling to the burn together but camping in different camps. What can I do to make sure that my SO doesn't cheat on me. I think I hurt her feelings when I told her to camp somewhere else. Can you complete strangers please give me relationship counseling?? I am going to ignore everything you say and complain about those who give me good advice. Oh yah, I am a 10 year burner and my SO needs a ticket and camp.
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