I bought a new and very expensive Thing. I plan to take this Thing to the playa. I have never been to Burning Man before, have not read the Survival Guide, and haven't really done much camping. I also don't know much about Things, except that mine is very fancy and expensive and is the latest in Thing technology. Therefore, I have no idea how my Thing will fare under conditions of heat, dust, wind, and the presence of curious, intoxicated people who want to play with it. Nevertheless, I am convinced that my Thing is the very best Thing to take to the playa, and I will fight you to the death if you challenge me on this. What should I do to prevent my Thing from getting broken?
If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.