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Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:05 pm

Oh, no! My dog will pee on the playa. What could be the harm in it?
I plan to sit on that grass, you know. Do you think I'm a savage?
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Postby gyre » Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:23 pm

I'm canadian.

After i leave canadia and travel 20,000 kilometres away, how can I find other canadians?
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Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:25 pm

Listen for people saying "aboot." Because that's exactly how Canadianites talk.
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Postby gyre » Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:32 pm

How can you tell them from minnesotanites and michiganians?

Anyway, made up name, made up country.
You can't just leave your headlights on all the time and drive on the wrong side of the road and pretend it's a different country.
Doesn't prove a thing.
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Postby Pop_Tart » Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:59 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Where are the sex camps? And what's the secret code to get entry?

7:45 evidently... all in a row... secret code = "I heard Daft Punk would be playing here tonight."
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Postby CornMan » Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:42 am

I'm looking to join a camp that has only people who are just like me - young, chill, etc.
The camp with a difference
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Postby junglesmacks » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:37 am

A staple? Really?

You stapled my tickets?!
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Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:48 am

DJs are talentless hacks who just press "play" on their machines and then dance around. Look: Skrillex! I heard all these so-called "DJs" were getting free tickets/EA passes/hookers/blow. It's just not fair! I could totally do what they do, but I choose not to debase myself that way/nobody will let me/I don't have the equipment.
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Postby junglesmacks » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:50 am

On the upside, the world always needs more strippers.
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Postby Lassen Forge » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:54 am

I have this cool idea - I'm gonna get this huge above ground pool, and get a couple tanker trucks to bring us water to fill it, and we can have a swimming camp. Don't worry, it won't leak, and we won't splash any water out until after the event, when dumping it out on the playa won't matter. Oh yeah, wait until you seel the palm trees I'm having brought in to go around it... Like, it's gonna be the rad camp and shit... 20,000 watts of sound right in the middle of the city - you're gonna love our camp...
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Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:04 am

Burning Man is rape culture, but not how you think; we're raping Mother Earth! All the camps that aren't my camp are filthy MOOPers! We should all be required to build our own solar panels out of blue-green algae and use them to power all of our lights and cookstoves. We should stop burning things, and all music should be acoustic. MVs should be pushed, pulled, or pedaled. All fossil fuels and petroleum products -- including plastic and Vaseline -- should be banned.





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Postby AntiM » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:31 am

I'm writing a term paper and I chose Burning Man because it really speaks to me and can you fill out this survey? The sex questions will be especially helpful.

Don't tell me I won't understand if I don't buy a ticket and actually go to the festival. I'm too young to attend by myself/I'm never going to attend because I need to start my career as a teacher as soon as I graduate/I'm under house arrest for being a pervert and getting caught at it.
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Postby TomServo » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:45 am

What's the best way to make water disappear?

...and use up half of my cargo space at the same time?
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Postby OregonRed » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:56 am

So, I'm a vegan, raw food chef, who has never been to Burning Man, and I was hoping to come this year and cook for your theme camp. I don't have a ticket, so you'll need to provide that. And I refuse to cook for eating styles that aren't my own. I also make amazing chocolate and ice sculptures (you provide the chocolate and/or ice). I do a lot of drugs (which I'll need you to provide), so meal times will be sporadic, and I plan to go on a journey to renew my soul, so I might not be in camp at all for several days.

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Postby AntiM » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:17 am

How many books should I bring so I won't be bored between my 27 volunteer shifts and when the headliners aren't playing?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby wh..sh » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:46 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Bacon is made from PIG???!!!




oh shit...

Imagine my surprise when I they told me vegetarian hamburger was made from cow!
In my world there's only legible and more legible.

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Postby Lonesomebri » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:06 am

wh..sh wrote:Imagine my surprise when I they told me vegetarian hamburger was made from cow!


Cows are vegetarians, and delicious.
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Postby shykat » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:09 am

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Postby OregonRed » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:27 am

Lonesomebri wrote:
wh..sh wrote:Imagine my surprise when I they told me vegetarian hamburger was made from cow!


Cows are vegetarians, and delicious.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:30 am

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Postby Dr Jet Sinister » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:49 am

Why can't I bring my guns?! I have a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to have my firearm at all times no matter what anyone says! I might have to protect myself from those rapey shirtcockers! I could sue BM out of existence if they don't let me have my gun!
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Postby junglesmacks » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:52 am

Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Postby gyre » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:08 am

I've eaten dead horse.

Not a favorite though.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:25 am

I've been carefully planning all year to make sure that I give birth to my first child on playa and now they're saying that if I'm not careful I might give birth early. Plus, I want to cook my placenta and give out tastes on the street. Why do I have to get a permit from the Department of Health?
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Postby junglesmacks » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:34 am

<insert redundant, self-deprecating amputee joke here>
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:01 am

I bought a new and very expensive Thing. I plan to take this Thing to the playa. I have never been to Burning Man before, have not read the Survival Guide, and haven't really done much camping. I also don't know much about Things, except that mine is very fancy and expensive and is the latest in Thing technology. Therefore, I have no idea how my Thing will fare under conditions of heat, dust, wind, and the presence of curious, intoxicated people who want to play with it. Nevertheless, I am convinced that my Thing is the very best Thing to take to the playa, and I will fight you to the death if you challenge me on this. What should I do to prevent my Thing from getting broken?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby gyre » Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:14 am

Good one.

Just let an overly enthusiastic drunk handle your sword, gun, etc.
Survive.
Now you're ready for playa crowd control.
Or Thing control.

Not really different on the playa at all, now that I think about it.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Bob » Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:41 am

Anybody find a Bic lighter under the Man on Tuesday of the 2007 event? Has sentimental value.

In lieu of reward, I'd be happy to use my stash of homemade napalm to light up your front yard for a birthday, anniversary, etc.

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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:00 pm

does anyone else have a rash after visiting center camp last year?

please post pics.
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:02 pm

Lets Buy Empire and turn it into a Trader Joes!
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